HEY GUYS I THINK I HAVE A PEANUT ALLERGY!
(three guesses how i found out)
ANYWAYS HERES SUMN I SAID TO MY FRIEND:
'Think if i eat this entire bag of peanuts i'll go into anaphylactic shock?'
SHE'S ACTING LIKE IM SO CONCERNING FOR WANTING TO DO THAT
PEANUTS ARE YUMMY BROSKI
Anyways pls play monster high music at my funeral