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You, every night.

Is AO3 DOWN???

WE MADE IT

we did it

both chapters are out

mostly just rambling. tysm for reading my pointless works <3

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mermaids ch1 & 2 . reaction fic

Kurosawa accidentally finding out that Adachi has a praise kink and using it to his advantage.

Constantly complimenting him when he finished something at work by petting his head. Sliding his hand down to gently grip his nape as he lets Adachi know “How good” he’s beings for him.

Feeling pure exhilaration as he leaves Adachi a stuttering mess to go help a coworker.

Getting home late to find Adachi cleaning and calling him a “good boy” before giving his the deepest kiss he can before going to shower.

Sitting on the couch with his legs crossed and calling Adachi random names until he reacts in a certain way.

“Baby? Love? …Princess?”

Feeling like he won the lottery as he chases a visibly affected Adachi back into their room to use the new term in bed to make Adachi as embarrassed as he can because let’s be honest.

The man had a thing for humiliation.

— welcome to the one bed hotel!

based on my ongoing project, the one bed hotel project, where fanfic authors on ao3 band together to create a collection of fics with the trope only one bed! note that this is only an example of how the hotel could be written! any interpretation of this is wholeheartedly welcomed :) please check out this link for more details <3

A bell chimes among the bustling lobby of an averagely large hotel, glass doors sliding open to reveal the two rain-soaked main characters of this world’s story. They pass two attendants carting suitcases across the floor, garnering glances from some of the hotel-goers.

They whisper into their earpieces; “They’re here.”

warning: this is where i start rambling about random stuff

On the second floor, a large room filled with writers stews in chaos. Monitors all over the walls showcased over fifty different couples heading towards different hotels—all sharing, suspiciously, a similar aesthetic. The largest monitor, which had a list labeled ‘INCOMING SHIPS’, added another name to its table, which was steadily increasing in number. One of the assistants of the Setting division took a look at it and sweared.

“We’ve got another Soulmate AU pairing arriving at our entrance in around 2 minutes!”

Someone yelled back; “Send one of the softer demolition teams to stall them! We’ve already got Couple 28356 in the lobby!”

“On it! Explosion Unit 42, to your stations!”

While they may seem unorganized, the system cannot be without faults. The Setting division supervises a large number of ‘different’ hotels receiving a large number of couples from a large number of alternate universes—and plans out their stay, start-to-finish. This is where most authors of the One Bed trope can be found—once their ship has entered the queue, fully planned, they head to the Scene division to iron out the details.

In the Scene division, whiteboards were scribbled on, erased, upturned, and broken as assistants fretted on how to weave the best scene to meet the authors’ needs.

“Author 28356 requested a heated scene in one of the elevators, but they don’t have enough sexual tension!”

“Call the SMUT team! We’ll need some aphrodisiacs, and love potion if they can find any!”

“Give it all to the shorter person in the couple!”

“Got it!”

“How do we make a pool scene?”

“Submit a request to the Lobby! They’ll get some of the actors and Record division nobodies to pose as hotel guests when they go down to swim—if you want there to be people, that is…”

Next to the Scene division lies the Record division, with their own soundproofed sub-room. The snapping of cameras and practicing of background ambient noise is silenced within its walls, while the Record division artists outside hand-make irrelevant characters for the scenes.

“We need an asshole for Couple 28356, Scene 78!” A messy-haired assistant from the Scene Division on a flying motorbike pulled to a stop beside them, reading a paper scroll.

“WHAT?”

“No, not like that! We need a horrible but hot guy who tries to hit on Couple 28356’s protagonist!” With that, the assistant whipped out a printed transcript of the author’s ideas for the character.

“I’ll do it!” An artist at the back with dyed hair offered, sketching a person out.

“Thank you so much.” The assistant groaned, handing the artist the paper and speeding off.

“Anyone done with their nobodies?” Another artist said, adjusting her round glasses.

“Let’s go and relax.”

Once the artists are done with their daily ‘nobodies’, the background people with no name and no face, they print 3D versions of them at the Printing Station and rest. These ‘nobodies’ will soon become an integral part of a scene’s backdrops—or, on rare occasions, be forced a bottle of Personality and then put to work as an actor for a scene or two. The special effects, background music, ambiance maintenance, camera crew and scribes will handle the rest.

And now, it’s time for Couple 28356’s time at the hotel to start.

“Uh… hi.” The taller half said awkwardly, hair dripping. “Do you have any rooms available for—sorry, hold on… um—this much cash?” They offered some slightly damp notes.

The shorter half of the couple stared up at the counter worriedly. The hotel receptionist hid a smile, pretending to dial room services.

“Ah, yes… I believe room 28356 is available,” Her eyes twinkled in barely concealed delight, phone pressed to her ear. “However…”

Faint explosions and screaming could be heard in the distance. The receptionist seemed too calm. Too knowing. But this was their only option.

With a click, the phone was put down.

“… it appears there’s only one bed!”

thank you for reading! i hope you enjoyed and didn’t notice the last part was rushed lmao ♡ pls check it out if ur interested in writing any ships for this collection :)

Nothing kills me quite like character A describing the scent of character B and one of the adjectives being "home." Like. Fuck. Damn it. My heart. Augh.

Me: "Well, I published the last fic I wrote while I was still writing it, and it stressed me out a little because I didn't want to leave anyone hanging. I should probably not do that again."

Also me: "publish now. publish now. You should publish now, because you're on the second to last chapter. There's a seven chapter buffer, you'll be fine. Do it. You'll get to watch the number go up more if you publish now. Don't you wanna see if anyone leaves any nice comments?"

it is 2:30 PM, i just had apple pie for lunch, and i'm settled in with a big glass of hot chocolate and a 4 hour yt video on mario for background noise. It is time to write things (after I procrastinate a little bit more)

thinking about doing something kinda stupid rn. I wanna tell my parents (who I currently depend on) that I write fanfiction, and I wanna show them, cause I don't wanna have to hide my screen and delete my history and shit anymore, but I don't know how they'll take it. Well, I think they'll be proud of me, but I don't think they'll understand the whole fanfiction part (I can hear the "you could try and get something published!" already..) or the fact that I've been doing it without telling them for years. Also also, all I write is F/F and I'm not out to them as queer so that's kinda a whole can of worms. I'm not sure. Damn yoooou funny brain chemicals telling me to seek out praise from people lmao

you ever write yourself into a corner? Not in the sense of having nowhere to go, but in the sense of "Holy shit now they HAVE to talk, and I'm not emotionally intelligent enough to know where this conversation is going or how to reach the end of it"

we've all got that one fic that just keeps getting hits, with the very rare comment, and it's like "No. Quit! This one is bad, it's super old and cringey and you need to look at this new one I made!" but you wouldn't dare take it down because that still is YOUR CHILD and people like it and even if it's bad we've all got that monkey brain that likes checking on it every once in a while and seeing that the number went up

y'all ever write something and go back to read it later and it's like some old writing god possessed you and slowly, tenderly guided your hands across the keys to craft a sentence that has the same vibe as sitting on your porch swing in the country side, sipping tea and watching the sunset? no? oh, okay

writing fics means holding your own hand and running your own thumb over the back of your knuckles to see if it's really comforting or not (and if it is, how to describe it adequately)

uh, I've just posted a new fic and it brought my published word count on ao3 to 330k and I think this calls for a mild celebration. Yay me, basically a third of the way to a million :]

I was in the groove, writing my fic and listening to music and absolutely flying through this scene. It was going so well, and I was like, "okay, what did I do wrong?" so I reread my last piece of dialogue..

"Something distracting you or something?"

This is why I don't divide my attention with music and shit while I write omg

You ever just start writing fluff, then you're 5k words deep, trying to not cry on your keyboard cause when tf did it get so angsty in here?

I can only ever write like six words before I'm back to Google to make sure I know the definition of a word before I use it

fic recs of the week:

Bury Me Face Down by historical_allusions

Batfam, Complete, 8 Chapters, 42,303 Words

Every time Jason dies he wakes up back in his coffin again.

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I'll Sleep When I'm Dead by iizukuus

MHA, Complete, 6 Chapters, 42,428 Words

Todoroki gets hit with a quirk that makes it impossible for him to sleep, his classmates have to watch his hold on reality crumble as each day goes by.

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Holy Early Days, Batman! by Amateum

Batfam, Complete, 1 Chapter, 7,394 Words

Dick time/dimension travels and gets dropped into an early days justice league meeting, of course he decides to mess with them while he's there.

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Boyfriend vs. Boy(space)friend and How Kuroo Tetsurou Apparently Can't Tell the Difference by LavendarSilver10

Haikyuu, Complete, 1 Chapter, 14,751 Words

Kenma has tried to confess to Kuroo dozens of times, unluckily for him, Kuroo is denser than a fucking brick and doesn't take his confessions seriously.

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Useless by coldandhotsoba

MHA, Complete, 1 Chapter, 4,134 Words

Shinsou gets mugged after getting locked out of his foster home for missing curfew.

fic recs of the week:

He's Ours Now by Lulu_Rhythm

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fash punchers punch together by l_oves

Spiderverse, Complete, 1 Chapter, 3,424 Words

Hobie and Noir are BFFS and punch fascists together😘

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The Criminal Confuser and Coffee Shop Cryptid (Who Is Peter Parker?) by MerOrMerlin

Spiderman & Batfam, Complete, 1 Chapter, 3,212 Words

let's just say Peter is the most inconvenient person to be in the same coffee shop as the one you're trying to rob in Gotham, smh😒

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Common side effects by notallballs (notallbees)

Haikyuu, Complete, 16 Chapters, 89,900 Words

Kuroken reconnect after losing touch for years

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no wind, no rain, or winter's cold by ohhotlamb

Haikyuu, Complete, 1 Chapter, 2,895 Words

Kenma is having a bad day, Kuroo is ready to immediately rush to his side and offer comfort in the totally normal way you do with your totally *cough* "platonic" *cough* bff

fic recs of the week:

solidarity (was the movement that turned the direction of history) by daylightbreaks

MHA, Complete, 2 Chapters, 14,250 Words

Midoriya gets expelled when rumours around his notebooks lead to him being assumed to be the U.A traitor. Class 1a, outraged by his expulsion decide to collectively withdraw from U.A in solidarity with Midoriya.

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The Idiot's Guide To Faking Your Own Death by whatagoodegg

MHA, Complete, 1 Chapter, 21,493 Words

Aizawa gets hit with a quirk that makes him impossible to be perceived by others. Aizawa, delirious from just being hit with a child's newly manifested quirk, assumes that he must be dead and is now a Ghost.

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personal record by lostintheclouds321

MHA, Complete, 2 Chapters, 16,877 Words

Midoriya gets black marks on his record after a middle school teacher puts the blame on him for being bullied. Unfortunately U.A does not accept applicants with marks on their record.

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A Trip Down Trauma Lane by Aerugonian

MHA, Complete, 1 Chapter, 11,125 Words

30 y/o Aizawa time travels 10 years into the past. Trying to solve problems earlier turns out to be more complicated than he was expecting.

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sad sights everywhere (it's never tiring, i swear) by pidgenfly26

MHA, Complete, 1 Chapter, 1,323 Words

Midoriya is the grim reaper.

fic recs of the week:

short end of the stick is the sharpest by sunsailrr

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Absent Calls are Whatever by StarryMillk

MHA, Complete, 5 Chapters, 14,653 Words

Shinsou has neglectful parents, he thinks it's normal.

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One Shot, Two Shot, Three Shot, Four by scrawly_times

MHA & JJK, Complete, 1 Chapter, 9,770 Words

Megumi gets reincarnated as Shinsou. Between the combined trauma of this life and his last, he's more than a little suspicious when two pro heroes claim they want to foster him.

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If I could burn this town (I wouldn't hesitate) by Variscite

JJK & MHA, Incomplete, 15 Chapters, 61,147 Words

Gojo figures out dimension travel in order to escape from the prison realm, managing to portal himself to a random alley. Shinsou was just trying to follow a street cat he saw on his way home, and instead found a guy passed out in the alley covered in blood. What the hell is he supposed to do now?

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lost in translation by critrate

JJK & MHA, Complete, 7 Chapters, 16,654 Words

When Gojo is finally released from the prison realm he realises that four centuries have passed in the real world. He comes to in the middle of a battle with this "Overhaul" guy who clearly thinks Gojo is some kind of genie in a bottle. Also this white haired kid with a horn seems to have latched onto him and isn't letting go. Does this make him a dad now?

fic recs of the week:

Daredevils Don't Drink Decaf by orphan_account

Daredevil, Complete, 1 Chapter, 20,553 Words

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a day that ends in y by deniigiq

Daredevil, Complete, 1 Chapter, 5,509 Words

Matt gets a service dog!

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40/40 by Jadesfire

Daredevil, Complete, 1 Chapter, 14,919 Words

Matt becomes friends with Thor and starts running into various other Avengers as they try to eradicate a sector of Hydra that has managed to weasle itself into Hell's Kitchen.

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Rocky Horror Pancake Show by orphan_account

Daredevil, Complete, 1 Chapter, 19,596 Words

Foggy gets stuck in a time loop where he has to stop a series of bombs from being set off at the end of the day. Each day he ropes Matt in to help. Each day he learns more secrets about Matt.

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Excessive Pettiness Is A Public Service by shinyglorchan

MHA, Complete, 5 Chapters, 12,625 Words

Todoroki decides the best way to try and irritate Endeavour would be to max out his credit card, as months go by with the purchases going unnoticed he buys more and more ridiculous things.

fic recs of the week:

Boy Problems by AppleJuiz

Spiderman, Complete, 1 Chapter, 4,369 Words

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The Watch by Bergen

Spiderman, Complete, 4 Chapters, 9,099 Words

The Parker's are struggling financially and Peter pawns a watch Tony gifted him to pay for groceries.

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Worldfall by mysterycyclone

Spiderman & Batfam, Incomplete, 2 Chapters, 9,002 Words

Continuation of Dark Matter! Wtf is Peter up to now and where are all the Avengers after being split up?

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Don't Call Me the 'H' Word by Lyricalvillain

Spiderman, Incomplete, 7 Chapters, 12,354 Words

The Avengers are a lil too invested in trying to get Spiderman to join the Avengers Initiative, of course this causes problems in the Peter Parker part of his life too.

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Knaves All Three by Ginevra_Benci

Daredevil & Batman & Avengers, Complete, 1 Chapter, 7,922

Foggy finally convinces Matt to attend the gala they've been invited to only for Matt's 'normal person' act to fly out the window as soon as they walk in and he smells Batman in the building with them.

fic recs of the week:

Paint Cans and Sneaking Out by CarrionCarnival

Batfam, Complete, 1 Chapter, 9,191 Words

Damian sneaks out regularly to meet up with his friends in the dark of night and spray paint murals around Gotham, what will he do when on one of these nights Nightwing ends up dropping in on him and his friends?

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The Unsolvable case by CactusJuice25

Batfam, Complete, 1 Chapter, 10,130 Words

Damian realises a case they've just started trying to solve the murder of was actually a mission he completed while still with the loa, he decides not to reveal this to his family in favour of seeing how long it takes them to figure out it was him that did it.

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Damian Wayne's Complete and Absolute Guide to Starting Over by Anonymous

Batfam, Incomplete, 19 Chapters, 66,490 Words

Damian is trying to figure out how to go about his life after being erased from everyone's memories, of course one way or another he keeps being swept into the vicinity of his family.

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Crawl Spaces by GodIsZombie

Batfam, Incomplete, 36 Chapters, 51,892 Words

Damian is confined to a bedroom far from the rest of the family after first arriving to Gotham, in an effort to find a more enclosed place to sleep he stumbles upon a tiny door leading to the crawl spaces between the walls of the manor.

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a little cliché (that's fine by me) by lethewren

Spiderman, Complete, 2 Chapters, 16,371 Words

Peter transfers to midtown high mid school year! the bruises he's always sporting give him a bit of a different reputation than he has in the movies, as usual MJ is trying to figure out wtf this guy's deal is.

fic recs of the week:

I'll Die When I'm Dead by InkpotSprite

Batfam, Incomplete, 52 Chapters, 213,717 Words

Tim first dies when he's 9 and when death comes to collect him he's like "yeah no I got stuff to do" and death is like "ugh fine" lmao

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The Five Times that Peter Parker Met Steve Rogers (and the time he met Captain America) by GentleStorm

Spiderman, Complete, 1 Chapter, 7,011 Words

"tfw the random guy you pulled out of a dumpster and dropped on Matt Murdock's doorstep actually turned out to be Captain America tm" - Peter (probably)

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#SoftRobin by mistolez

Batfam, Complete, 1 Chapter, 7,161 Words

The people of Gotham realise (Damian) Robin is nicer than he initially seemed when he's left to patrol Gotham alone after the rest of the Batfam leaves Gotham for various missions.

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amaranthine by demure_raven

Haikyuu, Complete, 1 Chapter, 17,272 Words

Hinata has been dealing with back pain for weeks, turns out it's cancer? WHUMP TIME🥳

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These Colored Strings Of Ours by ADyingFlower

Haikyuu, Complete, 1 Chapter, 20,658 Words

the karasuno first years squad gets superpowers after getting caught in a plane crash together

fic recs of the week:

help me hold onto you by hollow_city

Spiderman, Complete, 1 Chapter, 3,624 Words

MJ realises Peter's been ignored by Tony since Germany, she decides that's unacceptable and goes off to track down some better mentors for Peter (I don't think it's a secret that I'm always down for a little Tony bashing lmao)

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If We Could Only Utter the Words Left Unsaid by TaintedCure

Batfam, Complete, 7 Chapters, 28,371 Words

Tim can travel back in time every time he dies!! he has to learn the hard way that Jason is able to remember all his deaths oh shit :0

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sometimes this city is nothing but smoke by bysine

MCU, Complete, 1 Chapter, 13,335 Words

Steve has a wee bit of a life crisis after retiring from being Captain America and having no clue wtf he's supposed to do with his life now, cue lots of gardening!

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A Clipped Wing Doesn't Mean You Can't Fly by thornsword

Haikyuu, Complete, 2 Chapters, 11,855 Words

Hinata has a prosthetic leg!!! was like run over by a car when he was 10 and was determined how to re-learn to walk with a prosthetic after seeing the tiny giant so he could play volleyball!!

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What Mountains We Buried on the Island of the Moon by sayasamax3

Haikyuu, Complete, 1 Chapter, 12,672 Words

Yamaguchi and Tsukishima are shipwrecked together on a deserted island! (can you tell I've been obsessed with Haikyuu survival fics lately lmao) they're so adorable jdbdbdhd yams is delirious for the first part of the fic and is convinced that he's a mountain and tsukki is the moon it's so funny tsukki continues to jokingly call yams "mountain-san" lmao