Aperture Laboratories - Blog Posts
Hey guys, it's me, It has been a while, so I basically try to figure out the whole 1.1 volts thing with aperture and potatos, Now I'm no electrician or a mathematician but I decided to do some research and try and put everything together, so I don't know if I was right or not, I also put down the years and how much the voltage would take together, Because if we're dealing with a massive facility then how the hell did it get all the power system through it, With 1.1 volts, Which is the same as a potato battery, So yeah, Please check if I'm wrong or right, have a nice night or day Wherever you are in the world
I completely forgot I signed up for this at some point, and just today got it in the mail. I was shocked to see Cave Johnson himself! Thank you so much! I plan to donate way more! This was so cool!
The Third Batch of Cards Has Been Mailed/Emailed!
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Live laugh laboratory sketch part 2 electric boogaloo! White woman who lived through 50s AND the 90s’ farmhouse chic? She owns no less than one of those live laugh love signs, even as a white woman that’s now an evil menacing robot. I’ll be honest, I loved this sketch so much, I just HAD to render her, even though I haven’t rendered in a year; she’s just so pretty!!!
I love me a silly evil ‘puter! Drawing a super goofy AM and GLaDOS comic next while I finish up my portal cosplays! If I could draw humans at all, I’d do a little piece of Doug giving this to human Caroline and Cave trying to figure out where the hell the painted panel came from, pissed as hell. 😂
(If anyone wants any edits for a fanfic cover/custom wording to make reaction memes/reddit reaction posts/just to be silly/etc, just shoot me a DM! I’d be happy to! If you want to repost it, please ask first and give credit! Reblogs, comments, and likes, on the other hand, are always appreciated! 🧡)
okay but she would definitely have one of these
just a silly little GLaDOS doodle because I just KNOW she’s got that white woman interior design taste in the part of her that’s still Caroline… like she was his assistant in the 50s and lived through farmhouse chic in the 90s of course she has white woman decorating taste
Which personality core would make a good replacement in the scenario that GLaDOS is entirely out of the picture? Which is logically best at keeping Aperture going? And, Who would make for a very interesting option?
Isn't much of a question but holy moly I love your pre fortress hc so much 😭😭🙏
Tysm!!! There's more!
Previous post!
I unironically believe that those three games should (do) share the same universe (The ORANGE BOX UNIVERSE???!?!) That would explain so much......
Pre-Fortress
"Now arises the question, HOW to make mercenaries immortal? Fortunately for the Administrator, there are some really promising science companies in the US that could help her with that. In particular, two (ironically) competing companies that she believes could do much better if they worked together as a team.
She secretly offers both sides a deal: in exchange for more financial support [in the future], she will only get one of their top scientists to work for her. The deal was made, and the Administrator asked those scientists to *ahem* steal *ahem hmh* the documents of the companies' most promising projects.
This is how we are introduced to Dell Connager and Dr. Ludwig, who join hands and work together to create never-before-seen inventions: mini teleports, medigun, and most importantly: The Respawn Machine." [My favourite headcanon]