Aph Denmark - Blog Posts
*playing cooking mama wii (yes you read that right, don’t question it)*
Denmark 🇩🇰: I’m moving my wiimote but it’s not working :(
Norway 🇳🇴: You’re looking at the wrong bit of the screen you idiot, you’re on the top half
Denmark 🇩🇰: Oh god I am, sorry I’m used to being on bottom
What’s everyone’s tolerance for horror games? For both Nordics and Admins ;)
Finland - This man has BALLS OF STEEL. Zero fucks given. 10/10 would fight a monster and win.
Iceland - Holds himself together pretty well, but nowhere near as well as Fin. Overall a pretty solid effort on his part
Sweden - Similar to Ice, generally deals pretty well with horror and gore, although jump scares tend to get to him a little
Denmark - Can only deal with horror when he’s drunk *cough*ThatOnePhasmophobiaVideoWhereHeTriedToFuckTheGhost*cough*. When he’s sober he just cries most of the time.
Norway - Hates horror with a passion. Can’t stand it, is a scared little bitch, will only play horror games/watch horror movies if held at gunpoint. Isn’t too bothered by gore but any other kind of horror is a big no to him
Lizard - Love horror movies, horror games kinda fuck with me a little more but I get desensitised to them pretty quickly (read: I got obsessed with phasmophobia a few months ago and now it’s hard for me and my 105 levels to get scared by it anymore). Literally can’t stand jump scares because I have ✨anxiety✨, I started playing at dead of night recently and I don’t think my poor heart can take it lmfao
Cereal - I fucking hate it. But it's so addicting. Only started playing phasmophobia for Lizard. But holy fuck. Ghosts love to fucking exhale down your neck. Like take your kinky ass somewhere else bruh. I can play the game better when drunk :)
*playing cooking mama wii (yes you read that right, don’t question it)*
Denmark 🇩🇰: Wait, you need to turn the wiimote for this?
Sweden 🇸🇪: Yes, you need to hold it the other way
Denmark 🇩🇰: Okay things are getting serious, the strap is coming off
*playing mario kart*
Denmark 🇩🇰: Oh god I drove head first into a banana
Norway 🇳🇴: Banana straight to the mouth
Denmark 🇩🇰: The dream 😩
Iceland 🇮🇸:
*playing mario kart*
Norway 🇳🇴: DON’T COME NEAR ME
Denmark 🇩🇰: I want to touch you
Norway 🇳🇴: STOP FONDLING ME
I have a question why am I the Nordic nobody remembers ? Hel most people remember faroe but not me ??!? These “accurate” in game world maps are bs .
- a currently very displeased åland who just wanted to play a to scale Minecraft world map but can’t find one with me in it....
Sweden: I’d offer to make you a map, but I’m quite busy at the minute
Denmark: Maybe if you were as cool as me you would be in every map 😎
today is a very special day
KAY YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING LEGEND I LOVE YOU THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
This isn’t an ask but,
I absolutely love this blog! You two keep up the amazing content
Have a lil doodle from me in the meantime
SKGAKBSKVKSBJD THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH OMG THIS MEANS A LOT TO US
ALSO I ABSOLUTELY ADORE YOUR ART SO MUCH YOU HAVE MADE MY DAY
THANK YOU FOR MAKING US FEEL SO APPRECIATED. WE LOVE YOU.
SENDING SO MUCH LOVE
- Lizard & Cereal
*playing human fall flat*
Denmark 🇩🇰: Guys we’ve got this, we’re gamers!
Norway 🇳🇴: We’ve been stuck on this part for 30 minutes
Denmark 🇩🇰: ... I’ve got this, I’m a gamer
Norway 🇳🇴: Yes but you’ve also been stuck here for 30 minutes
Denmark 🇩🇰:
*playing human fall flat*
Iceland 🇮🇸: Oh god I landed on the platform and immediately slipped off
Denmark 🇩🇰: It’s cause I was lubing it up while you weren’t looking
Iceland 🇮🇸:
*playing human fall flat*
Denmark 🇩🇰: I’m connected to Norway
Finland 🇫🇮: You mean spiritually, or...?
Denmark 🇩🇰: No I’m just grabbing his ass
Good job Den, though we all know you're gonna need to find a lot more, so good luck lahe mees
Thank you!!! I actually ended up finding just enough to make one ingot so I made a netherite pickaxe :D can’t wait until I have full netherite tools and armour, then I’ll be the coolest 😤
-Den 🇩🇰
Well, today we found a cool looking ruined portal in a cave, but I also got harassed by almost every mob ever (especially spiders), so I’m really not sure whether it was worth it or not. Also Den is a fucking idiot :)
-Nor 🇳🇴
Found my first piece of ancient debris, please be proud of me and tell me I’m really cool :)
-Den 🇩🇰
I fought a bear an won! Then again bear don’t really pose much of a threat unless it’s unless it’s far-cry never trust a bear in far-cry - yours truly 🇦🇽
Denmark: Same bitch you ain’t special I’ve fought so many bears 😌✌️(as far as Norway is concerned, they were all video game bears)
Norway: What
Denmark: What
Sweden: Why are you fighting bears?
Finland: More importantly, why are you fighting bears without me?
Iceland: Why do any of you want to fight bears???????
*playing monopoly revolution*
Denmark 🇩🇰: That's my property.
Norway 🇳🇴: How much do I owe?
Denmark 🇩🇰: Hold on, I can't read the card.
Norway 🇳🇴: Well I don't have to pay if you can't read it. :)
Denmark 🇩🇰:
who is tallest and who is tiny
Denmark - TALL BASTARD. At least 6’3” and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Sweden - ALSO A TALL BASTARD but very slightly shorter than Den. Tbh it’s probably only Den’s hair that makes him look taller. About 6’2” - 6’3”
Norway - NOT TINY. I like my Norwegians TALL 😤 shorter than Den and Swe but not that much shorter, about 6’0”
Iceland - Average (by Icelandic standards anyway), about 5’8” (although he wishes he was taller)
Finland - The Tiniest™️ (but he can and will destroy you), not by much tho, about 5’7” - 5’7.5”
*playing monopoly revolution*
Denmark 🇩🇰: ughhhhh $1mil super tax.
Norway 🇳🇴: you're going to roll a 5 next and land on income tax.
Denmark 🇩🇰: I almost took $5mil off myself cause you said 5.
Iceland 🇮🇸: that was smart.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Norway 🇳🇴: Wait don't roll yet, we're still ✨ completing transactions ✨
Denmark 🇩🇰: It's okay I'll just sit here shaking my hand suggestively.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Denmark 🇩🇰: oooh chance.
Norway 🇳🇴: there's been a lot of bad chances so far.
Denmark 🇩🇰: yea, that means I'll get a good one. They can't all be bad.
*2 seconds later*
Denmark 🇩🇰: Guess I'm going to jail.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Iceland 🇮🇸: chance... 500k for rescuing a cow.
Denmark 🇩🇰: I helped!
Iceland 🇮🇸: No you didn't. You're a criminal.
Turns out ghosts really don’t like me and Nor really doesn’t like ghosts. Also I wasn’t drunk in this video (surprising, I know), I’m just naturally stupid :) -Den 🇩🇰
*playing monopoly revolution*
Iceland 🇮🇸: Wow are you already down to 4 million?
Denmark 🇩🇰: Well I thought I had 3 million so that's a win for me.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Denmark 🇩🇰: That's mine, 1.4 million please. :)
Iceland 🇮🇸: *yeets dice across the room in frustration*
Denmark 🇩🇰: you have like 18 million, that shouldn't be a big deal.
Iceland 🇮🇸: yea but I dont like you
Denmark 🇩🇰:
*playing monopoly revolution*
Iceland 🇮🇸: I'll just bail myself out of jail, I have 10 million I can afford it.
Denmark 🇩🇰: hahahaha I have 15 million.
Iceland 🇮🇸: Well quite frankly I don't care.
How does a game of Mario Kart usually go down with you guys?
Iceland - Absolutely the best at the game, knows all the short cuts and tricks, always has the best car, always comes 1st in every single race.
Finland - A close second to Ice, VERY COMPETITIVE, usually it gets personal between the two and grudges are formed (but are only brought up during the next game)
Denmark - Spends about an hour picking the “perfect car” only to lose immediately. Can’t drive for shit but he still tries
Sweden - Drives a bit too carefully, pretty slow but he doesn’t crash a lot, usually comes in a solid 5th
Norway - Gets hit by literally anything and everything, even stray green shells, has a severe hatred for banana peels and will try desperately to avoid them but still hits them anyway. 8th on a good day.
Iceland 🇮🇸: Stop throwing lettuce into the void!
Denmark 🇩🇰: Sorry, I just really hate vegetables.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
I do not need help you hooligan!-🇦🇽
You’re the one who said you wanted to castrate me for flirting with my own boyfriend 😔🤚
-Den 🇩🇰
Den I hope you know that I still wish you’d die under mysterious circumstances so I can use the detective kit sealand got for Christmas last year to find out who did and.... send them a gift basket because they’ve finally did the one thing I never could delete a Dane.-🇦🇽🦇🦇
