Aph Denmark - Blog Posts

Norway 🇳🇴: I wish I was vibing in the corner instead I'm just chopping a cucumber.

Finland 🇫🇮: You're just what?

Norway 🇳🇴: Chopping a cucumber.

Denmark 🇩🇰: I wish I was vibing in the corner, instead I'm just cumming.

Norway 🇳🇴:

Norway 🇳🇴: Stop just standing there, holding cucumbers!

Denmark 🇩🇰: Do you not like it when I get my cucumber out 🥺

Norway 🇳🇴: Well-

Denmark 🇩🇰: Win or I'll piss.

Norway 🇳🇴: You'll have to piss then.

Denmark 🇩🇰: You really don't want me to do that.

Norway 🇳🇴: I kinda do tho.

Denmark 🇩🇰: 👀

*people who accidentally overheard the conversation*

Iceland 🇮🇸: 🤢 I feel sick.

Finland 🇫🇮: *silence* *insert cricket noises here*

Sweden 🇸🇪: *removes glasses* *puts in earplugs*

Denmark 🇩🇰: I think I'm about to myself.

Norway 🇳🇴: Go to the toilet then.

Denmark 🇩🇰: No it's fine, I'm a gamer.

Iceland 🇮🇸:

Finland 🇫🇮: If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be?

Denmark 🇩🇰: Piss brown.

Iceland 🇮🇸: PISS BROWN?

Sweden 🇸🇪: That doesn't sound healthy.

Norway 🇳🇴: Might wanna get that checked out.

Denmark 🇩🇰: STOP TRYING TO KILL ME.

Norway 🇳🇴: *throws a chair at him, clearly mad*

Denmark 🇩🇰: I AM TRYING TO SMOOCH YOU.

Norway 🇳🇴: they have roll out, roll off and roll on.

Iceland 🇮🇸: how many rolls do they want?

*silence*

Denmark 🇩🇰: sausage.

I don’t wanna talk about the end :( 

Anyway, bottom rights 

-Den 🇩🇰

*Prolonged silence, waiting for a game to load*

Norway 🇳🇴: Riveting conversation

Denmark 🇩🇰: Sorry I’m eating a mars bar

Iceland 🇮🇸: Sorry I’m dissociating

If you don’t like whispering, don’t watch the end of this video (but actually do because it’s funny) 

-Swe 🇸🇪

Remember Dadmark vs Sonland? Well, now we have Dadland vs Sonmark too! Also, this game doesn’t work at all, but that just adds to the chaos doesn’t it?

-Den 🇩🇰

Today we learned that I am never allowed to win a game of Fall Guys, and also that Finland is very good at insulting people 

-Nor 🇳🇴

Your favourite drunk idiots back at it again defusing bombs (well, attempting to... it didn’t go so well this time) 

-Fin 🇫🇮

How old do you hc the Nordics to be

Uhh, I never really had any massively specific answers to this except just “early 20’s ish”, so I’m going to just give you vague thoughts that I definitely didn’t make up on the spot lmao

Denmark - definitely the old man of the group. Probably like 23-24?

Sweden - close in age to Den, probably about 23

Norway - again quite close in age to Den and Swe, but definitely the baby out of them, so around 22

Finland - somewhere around 20-21, so again not a huge age difference

Iceland - absolutely the baby of the group, although that’s a given lmao. Around 16-17

-Lizard 🦎

In today’s Minecraft episode: Iceland forgets what a pickaxe is, I torture Denmark by making him build a roof out of stairs, Finland simps over an enderman, Denmark fills the house with pumpkins, and Norway threatens Denmark with death for calling him a hoe. Quite interesting if you ask me. -Swe 🇸🇪

WHEN ARE DENMARK AND NORWAY GETTING MARRIED

Denmark: 4/20/69 😎

Norway: That’s too far away :(

Denmark: But... It’s the funny weed and sex numbers :(

Norway: :’(

Denmark: ... 4/20/21?

Norway: Much better :)

Denmark: Can I wear the dress?

Norway: You can wear a dress if you really want to

Denmark: :D

Denmark 🇩🇰: Are you friendly?

Ghost: Kill.

Sweden 🇸🇪: We'll take that as a no.

Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

- Cereal 🥣

Sweden 🇸🇪: Are you doing the limbo my friend?

Denmark 🇩🇰: No. I am doing the sEiZuRe.

Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

- Cereal 🥣

Norway 🇳🇴: Don't piss yourself.

Denmark 🇩🇰: It's okay, I've got a bottle.

Norway 🇳🇴: ( ͡❛ - ͡❛)

Denmark 🇩🇰: ( ͡❛ ▿ ͡❛)

Iceland 🇮🇸: ( ͡❛ ▭ ͡❛)

Sweden 🇸🇪: ( ͡❛ ェ ͡❛)

Finland 🇫🇮: ( ͡❛ ⍙ ͡❛)

Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

- Cereal 🥣

Denmark 🇩🇰: *using spirit box* Are you beautiful?

Ghost: Die.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Agreed.

Denmark 🇩🇰: *visibly hurting*

Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

- Cereal 🥣

To no one’s surprise, Denmark was extremely drunk during this. The alcohol stops him BEING a pussy but it unfortunately makes him WANT a pussy... you’ll see what I mean. 

-Ice  🇮🇸

Okay so uhhh, this might not seem like that much but we just hit 50 followers, which is insane to us since this blog has only been alive for a little over a month 🥺

We literally never thought this account would get anywhere because, as the title of this blog suggests, it was made completely out of brain diarrhoea and we had no clue what we were gonna do with it (maybe we should change the title lmfao)

So, to celebrate…

IT’S Q&A TIME!!!

Send in any questions, either for the Nordics or us (the muns/admins), and we’ll answer all of them ASAP!

Once again, thank you! We can’t wait to see where this blog goes in the future :)

-Lizard 🦎 and Cereal 🥣

Okay so uhhh, this might not seem like that much but we just hit 50 followers, which is insane to us since this blog has only been alive for a little over a month 🥺

We literally never thought this account would get anywhere because, as the title of this blog suggests, it was made completely out of brain diarrhoea and we had no clue what we were gonna do with it (maybe we should change the title lmfao)

So, to celebrate...

IT’S Q&A TIME!!!

Send in any questions, either for the Nordics or us (the muns/admins), and we’ll answer all of them ASAP!

Once again, thank you! We can’t wait to see where this blog goes in the future :)

-Lizard 🦎 and Cereal 🥣

I’m invading Norway’s personal space without giving two shits. :)

- Denmark 🇩🇰 :3

Norway 🇳🇴: Yay! A piggyback in game :) 

Denmark 🇩🇰: 

Norway 🇳🇴: ….?

Denmark 🇩🇰: >///<

Norway 🇳🇴: *something clicks in brain* You bitch. That’s IT IM NOT PLAYING WITH YOU ANYMORE.

Denmark 🇩🇰: IM SORRY- 

I'm gonna eat pufferfish and you can't stop me >:3

Uhh, okay well good luck with that. I’m sure once you’ve recovered you can talk to Denmark about your traumatic experiences, he’ll understand.

-Nor 🇳🇴

Don’t eat pufferfish, kids!  -Den 🇩🇰

I have successfully, accidentally placed pumpkins everywhere. I just want to eat PUMBKIN!

~ Denmark 🇩🇰

Dirt? Dert? Dirbt? Dirth? Dirbt the musical?????? Complete silence? Who knows anymore. Anyway, here’s more minecraft -Ice 🇮🇸

HFF Highlights: Denmark being a lovable idiot. :)

.... how? Norway contemplating wtf he loves but loves him anyways.

Moments before he falls to his death as his lover watches on.

- Cereal 🥣