Aph Nordic 5 - Blog Posts

How old do you hc the Nordics to be

Uhh, I never really had any massively specific answers to this except just “early 20’s ish”, so I’m going to just give you vague thoughts that I definitely didn’t make up on the spot lmao

Denmark - definitely the old man of the group. Probably like 23-24?

Sweden - close in age to Den, probably about 23

Norway - again quite close in age to Den and Swe, but definitely the baby out of them, so around 22

Finland - somewhere around 20-21, so again not a huge age difference

Iceland - absolutely the baby of the group, although that’s a given lmao. Around 16-17

-Lizard 🦎

Finland 🇫🇮: *sits down to do some work* I can do it! Super motivation activated!

Sweden 🇸🇪: *amusingly watches Finland knowing what's about to go down*

Finland 🇫🇮: *sees PARAMETRIC EQUATIONS* *rips book to shreds*

Sweden 🇸🇪: Shall we get ice cream?

Finland 🇫🇮: Yes 🥰

In today’s Minecraft episode: Iceland forgets what a pickaxe is, I torture Denmark by making him build a roof out of stairs, Finland simps over an enderman, Denmark fills the house with pumpkins, and Norway threatens Denmark with death for calling him a hoe. Quite interesting if you ask me. -Swe 🇸🇪

WHEN ARE DENMARK AND NORWAY GETTING MARRIED

Denmark: 4/20/69 😎

Norway: That’s too far away :(

Denmark: But... It’s the funny weed and sex numbers :(

Norway: :’(

Denmark: ... 4/20/21?

Norway: Much better :)

Denmark: Can I wear the dress?

Norway: You can wear a dress if you really want to

Denmark: :D

Remember when Ice was complaining about how annoying Den is when he’s drunk? Well, turns out he’s just as bad after his 10th red bull :) -Fin 🇫🇮

Denmark 🇩🇰: Are you friendly?

Ghost: Kill.

Sweden 🇸🇪: We'll take that as a no.

Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

- Cereal 🥣

Sweden 🇸🇪: Are you doing the limbo my friend?

Denmark 🇩🇰: No. I am doing the sEiZuRe.

Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

- Cereal 🥣

Norway 🇳🇴: Don't piss yourself.

Denmark 🇩🇰: It's okay, I've got a bottle.

Norway 🇳🇴: ( ͡❛ - ͡❛)

Denmark 🇩🇰: ( ͡❛ ▿ ͡❛)

Iceland 🇮🇸: ( ͡❛ ▭ ͡❛)

Sweden 🇸🇪: ( ͡❛ ェ ͡❛)

Finland 🇫🇮: ( ͡❛ ⍙ ͡❛)

Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

- Cereal 🥣

Denmark 🇩🇰: *using spirit box* Are you beautiful?

Ghost: Die.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Agreed.

Denmark 🇩🇰: *visibly hurting*

Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

- Cereal 🥣

To no one’s surprise, Denmark was extremely drunk during this. The alcohol stops him BEING a pussy but it unfortunately makes him WANT a pussy... you’ll see what I mean. 

-Ice  🇮🇸

Iceland! Mother's Day is coming up soon... What are you getting Norway 👀

Iceland: Norway is... Not my mother?

Norway: I still think I deserve a gift, I raised you

Iceland: Fuck off, I’m not getting you anything

Norway: :(

Iceland: ... You might get a hug if I’m in a good mood...

Norway: :)

Norway 🇳🇴: *using spirit box* Are you friendly?

Ghost: Attack.

Norway 🇳🇴: *sighs* ok.

SWEDEN what is your favorite item from IKEA

D J U N G E L S K O G

How do you decide which character says what?

Mainly just vibes tbh! Sometimes during the recording one of us will say something and I immediately know A) it’s getting put into the video, and B) which character will say it. Other times we end up having an extremely in-depth discussion about it while I’m editing lmao

Other times it just kinda depends on who hasn’t appeared in the video for a while. If I didn’t specifically try to include everyone, pretty much all of the videos would be Denmark and Iceland because that’s just who me and Cereal relate to most lmfao

-Lizard 🦎

Finland 🇫🇮: *using spirit box* Are you friendly?

Ghost: Kill.

Finland 🇫🇮: Fuck this shit I'm out.

Okay so uhhh, this might not seem like that much but we just hit 50 followers, which is insane to us since this blog has only been alive for a little over a month 🥺

We literally never thought this account would get anywhere because, as the title of this blog suggests, it was made completely out of brain diarrhoea and we had no clue what we were gonna do with it (maybe we should change the title lmfao)

So, to celebrate…

IT’S Q&A TIME!!!

Send in any questions, either for the Nordics or us (the muns/admins), and we’ll answer all of them ASAP!

Once again, thank you! We can’t wait to see where this blog goes in the future :)

-Lizard 🦎 and Cereal 🥣

Okay so uhhh, this might not seem like that much but we just hit 50 followers, which is insane to us since this blog has only been alive for a little over a month 🥺

We literally never thought this account would get anywhere because, as the title of this blog suggests, it was made completely out of brain diarrhoea and we had no clue what we were gonna do with it (maybe we should change the title lmfao)

So, to celebrate...

IT’S Q&A TIME!!!

Send in any questions, either for the Nordics or us (the muns/admins), and we’ll answer all of them ASAP!

Once again, thank you! We can’t wait to see where this blog goes in the future :)

-Lizard 🦎 and Cereal 🥣

Honestly I just wanted to share some of the questionable things we’ve said so far today

Also, we’re currently streaming some games on discord (Portal 2, Overcooked 2, Phasmophobia, etc, we’re open to suggestions too :D) so come join us, we’ll be here for a few more hours (posted 4/3/21 8:37pm GMT) 

Invite link: https://href.li/?https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

-lizard 

I think this video should clearly prove who the better brother is ;) 

-Nor 🇳🇴

I’m invading Norway’s personal space without giving two shits. :)

- Denmark 🇩🇰 :3

Norway 🇳🇴: Yay! A piggyback in game :) 

Denmark 🇩🇰: 

Norway 🇳🇴: ….?

Denmark 🇩🇰: >///<

Norway 🇳🇴: *something clicks in brain* You bitch. That’s IT IM NOT PLAYING WITH YOU ANYMORE.

Denmark 🇩🇰: IM SORRY- 

I'm gonna eat pufferfish and you can't stop me >:3

Uhh, okay well good luck with that. I’m sure once you’ve recovered you can talk to Denmark about your traumatic experiences, he’ll understand.

-Nor 🇳🇴

I WILL COME FOR YOUR LAND YOU WITCH- 

- Passionate Icebaby 🇮🇸

F 🇫🇮: I found this poor hoglin stranded in the middle of the lava :(

S 🇸🇪: I believe he deserves it. After his family attacking you I think he should drown in lava. 

F 🇫🇮: Ber-

Don’t eat pufferfish, kids!  -Den 🇩🇰

I have successfully, accidentally placed pumpkins everywhere. I just want to eat PUMBKIN!

~ Denmark 🇩🇰

Do you ever simp so hard for an enderman that you feel sad when he’s hurting? Cause same. Sorry lizard, I couldn’t kill him. I feel like Finland would understand how I’m feeling... 

- Cereal 🥣

(bro he’s on fire he’s gonna die anyway -lizard 🦎)

Dirt? Dert? Dirbt? Dirth? Dirbt the musical?????? Complete silence? Who knows anymore. Anyway, here’s more minecraft -Ice 🇮🇸

HFF Highlights: Denmark being a lovable idiot. :)

.... how? Norway contemplating wtf he loves but loves him anyways.

Moments before he falls to his death as his lover watches on.

- Cereal 🥣

Yesterdays HFF Highlights :P

Denmark balling his eyes out, sprawled on the floor, because he can’t stand on a block and Iceland pretending not to notice. 

Finland trying his best to execute Sweden’s plan to solve the puzzle ~ 💖

Two seconds later :) Slips. :) Sweden trying his best not to lose his lover- EVEN THO HE WILL COME BACK. 

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~ Cereal