Aph Whale Brothers - Blog Posts
I really don’t know why Ice chose me to be his emotional support while playing this game. Part of me isn’t complaining, part of me is because I almost died from multiple heart attacks.
-Nor 🇳🇴
In honour of me forgetting it is Iceland’s birthday today 😔✌
Happy birthday ice bby <3
at least i was right about it turning out terrible lmfao
*playing brawlhalla*
Iceland 🇮🇸: If you wanna fight me, come up here and fight me
Norway 🇳🇴: Okay
Norway 🇳🇴: *KO’s ice*
Iceland 🇮🇸: You motherfucker, why do you only listen to me when I don’t want you to
*playing phasmophobia*
Norway 🇳🇴: Are you just gonna stand at the top of the stairs waiting?
Denmark 🇩🇰: Yea cause I want it to hunt.
Norway 🇳🇴: welp imma just wait till that door closes.
*one minute later*
*flashlight starts flashing*
Norway 🇳🇴: here it comes..
Denmark 🇩🇰: *not paying attention and dissociating*
Norway 🇳🇴:HE IS RIGHT THERE HE IS IN FRONT OF U, FUCKING RUN-
Denmark 🇩🇰: OH NO- *dies*
Norway 🇳🇴: I.. *sigh*
Denmark 🇩🇰: I don't want to talk about it.
Iceland 🇮🇸: it truly is an impressive pose you "gracefully" died in.
Denmark 🇩🇰: T_T
*playing mario kart*
Norway 🇳🇴: Omg you found a shortcut
Iceland 🇮🇸: Actually I think that route was longer than the actual track
Norway 🇳🇴:
Norway 🇳🇴: Omg you found a longcut
*playing mario kart*
Iceland 🇮🇸: I’m gonna throw this shell at you
Norway 🇳🇴: It’s fine it’s green it won’t hit me
*immediately gets hit*
Norway 🇳🇴: WHY IS EVERYONE SO PIXEL PERFECT WITH THE GREEN SHELLS
Iceland 🇮🇸:
*playing monopoly revolution*
Norway 🇳🇴: No I typed that wrong, 180k not 780k.
Iceland 🇮🇸: That's the third time you've almost accidentally given someone more than they needed.
Norway 🇳🇴: I'm just so rich, I'm desperate to give all my money away.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
*playing monopoly revolution*
Norway 🇳🇴: That's my property, pay up.
Iceland 🇮🇸: Why don't you take all my money then, I'll just leave.
Norway 🇳🇴: You were the one who wanted to play monopoly.
Iceland 🇮🇸: yea well I don't anymore.
Iceland 🇮🇸: Quick! We need more seaweed!
Norway 🇳🇴: Sorry I'm not really into weed.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
Iceland! What have you been up to lately?
Iceland: Well, I’ve been trying to learn guitar but... It’s not going that great
Norway: I offered to help him but he’s a stubborn little bitch who thinks he’ll be able to play welcome to the black parade 2 days after picking up a guitar for the first time
Iceland: ... Why are you so mean to me?
Norway: You know I love you really
Iceland:
Norway 🇳🇴: Please don't be the first to die or I'll disown you.
Iceland 🇮🇸: *immediately dies*
Norway 🇳🇴: I'm disowning you.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
In today’s Minecraft episode: Iceland forgets what a pickaxe is, I torture Denmark by making him build a roof out of stairs, Finland simps over an enderman, Denmark fills the house with pumpkins, and Norway threatens Denmark with death for calling him a hoe. Quite interesting if you ask me. -Swe 🇸🇪
Update:
I got the hug :)
(Kind of)
-Nor 🇳🇴
Iceland! Mother's Day is coming up soon... What are you getting Norway 👀
Iceland: Norway is... Not my mother?
Norway: I still think I deserve a gift, I raised you
Iceland: Fuck off, I’m not getting you anything
Norway: :(
Iceland: ... You might get a hug if I’m in a good mood...
Norway: :)
Iceland! Mother's Day is coming up soon... What are you getting Norway 👀
Iceland: Norway is... Not my mother?
Norway: I still think I deserve a gift, I raised you
Iceland: Fuck off, I’m not getting you anything
Norway: :(
Iceland: ... You might get a hug if I’m in a good mood...
Norway: :)
I think this video should clearly prove who the better brother is ;)
-Nor 🇳🇴
ra ra rasputin ice is just a stinky teen
Norway: Amazing, gonna start singing that every time i see him now
Iceland: anon why? you have doomed me to a life of eternal pain and suffering
Norway: They’re not wrong though
Iceland: s h u t u p