Aph Nordics - Blog Posts

Well, today we learned that you should never leave a bomb in the hands of two drunk idiots :) -Fin 🇫🇮

Came to bully 9 year olds, I ended up getting bullied instead. RIP me  -Ice 🇮🇸

ATTENTION EVERYONE

Yo! Lizard and Cereal here! We have some news!

✨WE CREATED A DISCORD SERVER✨

cause we’re cool like that 😎 This blog isn’t exactly huge, but it’s kinda difficult to film and edit videos to release consistently, so we figured, hey, why don’t we stream sometimes? 

If people are actually interested, we will start streaming every Thursday evening at 6pm GMT

Of course, it will also kinda be a Hetalia server, since we are the gaymer NORDICS, hehe

So, if any of that interests you, please stop by! We don’t bite!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/BqESyKVv

ATTENTION EVERYONE

Yo! Lizard and Cereal here! We have some news!

✨WE CREATED A DISCORD SERVER✨

cause we’re cool like that 😎 This blog isn’t exactly huge, but it’s kinda difficult to film and edit videos to release consistently, so we figured, hey, why don’t we stream sometimes? 

We stream and play games pretty much every night, but officially on Saturdays at around 7pm BST

We play games like phasmophobia, overcooked 2, portal 2, stardew valley, and some others! We also play multiplayer games with members like jackbox games, cards against humanity, among us and gartic telephone :)

Of course, it will also kinda be a Hetalia server, since we are the gaymer NORDICS, hehe

So, if any of that interests you, please stop by! We don’t bite!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

Tfw your head is too big to fit between poles 😔 I was stuck like this for 20 whole minutes lmfaoooo -Den 🇩🇰

Part 2 of us being idiots, Next Human Fall Flat video will be the one where I truly expose how stupid Den is -Nor 🇳🇴

I could never be a speed runner… I can’t even make a nether portal properly :( Anyway, Ice got to watch me struggle so you do too ;D -Den 🇩🇰

It took us just over 2 hours to complete this one puzzle. This is about the first 15 minutes. If you thought Den was stupid here, I can’t wait for you to see what he did later on, I’ve never laughed so hard in my entire life -Nor

This is a brilliant example of why Nor never left me on my own with Den for very long when I was younger - this is pretty much exactly what would’ve happened. -Ice

Ok, Finland, a horse is just a large dog. You got another dog. You failed

You know, I’ve never thought about it like that before... But you’re right, horses are just large dogs! In the end I knew I’d give in and end up getting another dog anyway, I just can’t help myself! They’re too cute!!!

-Fin

Is there any romance going on for any of you 👀

Oh, you know, the usual 👀

We don’t tend to make a big deal out of it tho :)

It was a beautiful day when you guys walk in on Iceland playing Good Pizza Great Pizza on his phone-

And it is the Valentine's Day event-

Denmark: Uhh... You okay there bud?

Iceland: Yeah why

Denmark: That seems like a pretty interesting game you’re playing...

Iceland: I- uhhh...

Norway: GO OUTSIDE, MEET SOME REAL PEOPLE, EAT SOME REAL PIZZA, STOP BEING SO SAD AND LONELY

Iceland: IM NOT SAD AND LONELY IM JUST PLAYING A GAME

Denmark: Are you sure you’re okay

Iceland: no

Sup

What happened in your last Among Us session?

Denmark: Uhh... A lot of this

Norway: Everyone knew Den was the imposter when he didn’t die first

Denmark: You guys are so mean :(

buongiorno. how you all doing this lovely day? (ask-17a11a-exe)

Denmark: Hej!!! I’m doing great! Me and Ice had a pretty fun gaming session last night so I’m just excited for you all to see some clips from it!

Iceland: Let’s just say throughout the whole thing he was insisting I call him “Dadmark” and he was calling me “Sonland”... Anyway I’m pretty good, thanks for asking

Norway: I heard them both screaming at each other all night, I hardly slept so I’m tired, but that’s nothing coffee won’t fix

Finland: Moi! I’m doing really well thanks! There’s lots of snow here currently so me and Sve made a snowman!!

Sweden: It was a pretty good snowman if you ask me

Hello all. I'm just kind of, extremely, slightly sad that we aren't getting any asks for this blog :(

Please love us :(

I need attention :(

Gimme luv :(

From yours truly <3

~ Denmark

more minecraft! we have so many minecraft videos so we’re gonna have to start spacing them out after this lmao  -the nordics

(minecraft is everyone’s favourite game right?)  well, today i learned that me and lava don’t mix, and that, my friends, is why we have keep inventory on -denmark

Last fall guys clip for this week! We’ll be playing something else next time ;) enjoy!

MORE FALL GUYS!!! expect another video after this because we have a lot of clips hehe ;) -the nordics

FIRST VIDEO BITCHES!!! we’ve been playing some fall guys, and, well... it got pretty interesting, take a look! -the nordics 

✨Welcome to this shit show of a blog✨

Yo, we (the admins/muns/whatever you wanna call us) are lizard (he/him) and cereal (she/her), you may know us from @flying-cheese-sticks

We originally made this blog to post clips similar to this one I (lizard) made, but with clips from our gaming sessions because clearly we’re funny af (debatable), but we figured we might as well make it an ask blog too, because obviously tumblr needs more aph Nordics ask blogs

Hopefully our first clip will be here by the weekend!

There isn’t really a set theme or au for asks (at least not yet, maybe we’ll create one as we go lmao), but since we’re gonna be sharing gaming clips you might wanna ask stuff related to those, but you can literally ask or say anything you want (within reason lmao). This is just supposed to be some Nordic bois having fun playing games together hehe. Obviously there’s only two of us so there won’t be any clips of all the Nordics together, but that doesn’t mean there can’t be scenarios (in asks or text posts, etc) where they’d all be playing something together

Damn idk why cereal let me write this post cause I just ramble on for WAY too long lmfao, anyway I hope y’all enjoy the shit show and feel free to ask us or the Nordics anything at all :D

Note - posts that aren’t asks or otherwise directly related to whatever this is supposed to be will be tagged #bastards babbling 

Peace out ✌️

It's the viking trio! Yaaaaas!

A gift for peach_oolong_tea on fanfiction.net

They write fanfiction, so go check them out!

Okay, let me explain this...

My thought is that norway is mad at denmark for "forgetting" their anniversary.

Of course denmark didn't forget, and he bought flowers for him!

Aaaaah, dennor....my favourite

(This is my third drawing today! I am impressed by myself!)

A drawing of my favourite nordic girls~~~

The drawing isn't quite finnished, but I just had to post it

Might take this up again later, in more details but for now this is it!

HEJ Nordics - Winter 2020 - News 2

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