Bastards Babbling - Blog Posts
Hell yeah I'd subscribe! I like what y'all got going here on Tumblr, but I really like your personalities too! I actually found myself being disappointed when I couldn't find a YouTube channel for you guys.
Thank you so much! This means a lot :’) I think we’ve pretty much decided that we’d do a non-hetalia related channel so we can branch out and be a bit more flexible, we just need to get set up and get a video ready
I’d just like to point out, whatever happens with a potential YouTube channel, we won’t stop posting shorter hetalia videos here! So for those of you who aren’t interested in a yt channel but like our stuff here, don’t worry, we aren’t going anywhere! Tumblr will always be our home hehe
-Lizard 🦎
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IVE BEEN DEAD BUT CONGRATS ON 200 Y'ALL AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHSHSHSGS THANK YOU
And thank you for being there from the very beginning! You’ll always have bragging rights for being our first member in our server ;D
200 followers, mor than I will ever have :,)
Congrats, guys, your blog is really awesome! just like Prussia :))))
You deserve all the followers in the world man, it’ll happen, don’t worry!
Everyone go follow this amazing person right now >:(
Also, thank you 🥺
AHH, so proud of you guys for reaching 200! You all absolutely deserve it!!!!! <3 :D
Hhfjgjfjfj thank you so much, this means the world to us 🥺
Okay so, uh, we just hit 200 followers, which is absolutely insane
We weren’t expecting to hit 200 anywhere near as quickly as we did, we love all of you so much, thank you for supporting us and our shenanigans!
We have a ✨different kind of video✨ planned for a celebration, but we only recorded it yesterday so it’s still in the works lmfao - hopefully it’ll be out tomorrow so keep an eye out!
Again, thank you so much for all your support, it means the world to both of us <3
-Lizard 🦎 & Cereal 🥣
Hewwo from ask-aph-gaymer-nordics ! We make hetalia content as often as we can ranging from text (incorrect quotes) to captioned gaming videos!
- Cereal & Lizard <3
ACTIVE HETALIA CONTENT CREATORS
Currently total number: 116
(I can't @ more than 50 (Tumblr doesn't allow more than that), so no one will @. The only exception for that is when I first add you on the List. @ was meant to make it quicker to go to the content creator' blog, still even without that you can just copy the blog' name and search on Tumblr. Feel free to recommend yourself or others, and if there is any mistake, please let me know.)
Fanfiction / Headcanon / Quotes 📝
Cosplay 🎭
Game 🎮
Edits / Aesthetics / Moodboars ✂️
Fanart 🎨
Video/ Audio 🎵
Reblog 🔄
(reblog doesn't count as "creating something", but it's undeniable their importance for who does. The Event' blogs have already their own "List", Event Calendar, that you can find on this page' description.)
➡️ A
abnosome1 🎨
aeternitas 📝
alfredtalia 🎨🔄
amber-isnt-a-precious-stone 📝
amoxesyoew 🎨
ask-fish-boy 🎨
askfrancey 🎨🎵
ask-gercan 🎨
ask-hws-philippines 🎨
@asking-gereng 🎨📝
ask-marianne-nyo-france 🎨📝
@ask19thcentury-doctorgilbert 🎨📝
askthetomatogang 📝
artistocrazy 📝🎨
artofthero 🎨
artsynoah 🎨
➡️ B
bougietalia 🎨
breitzbachbea 📝
@buruzaitama 🎨
➡️ C
ca5h1a 🎨
caseykeshui 🎨
cawe-sama 🎨
cereal-milk 🎨
cherry-blossom-kisses 🎨📝✂️
chessna2 📝
@cinemairon 🎨
cosmicharbour 🎨
cunchishai 🎵🔄
➡️ D
@deersaya 🎨
➡️ E
@ei497 🎨
ekinoksin 🎨
enrinai 📝
➡️ F
farg0dss 🎨
feliciohno 🎨📝
fireandiceland 📝
froggi-mushroom 📝🔄
➡️ G
galactic---burst 📝🎨
@gohe1090 🎨
greenguoguo 🎨
➡️ H
helian-skies 📝
@hetalia-reacts 📝
@hetalia-text-messages 📝
hetarehetalia 📝
historihet 🎨📝
➡️ I
ifindus 🎨
igasom 🎨
inkodoodles 🎨
ironic-orange 🎨
iship2muchshit 📝🔄
➡️ J
jesswithane 📝
➡️ K
kaimaciel 📝
kan-be 🎨
@kanin-223 🎨
@kayanote 🎨
kimchiburger4everrussiaxnkorea 📝
kiwiswonders 🎨
koolkat9 📝
kyuhu 🎨
➡️ L
@labitchette 📝
@lightpinkstuff 🎨
literal-katastrophe 🎨
@littlegreeklover ✂️
luca-lu 🎨
lukatheselkie 📝🎭
lumassen 🎨
➡️ M
maivalkov 📝🎨
mangodragonfruit1705 🎨
mmishz 🎨
moangan 🎨
modernday-jay 🎨📝
morkee 🎨
mseirtaku 🎨🎮
➡️ N
@needcake 📝
neon-spirals 🎨
nethwan 📝🎨✂️
➡️ O
oplusplus 🎨
orbitinghetalia 📝
@oumaheroes 📝
➡️ P
paperbrain-kun 🎨
paperuniverse 🎨📝
penichiao 🎨
peonycats 🎨📝
pixeltalia 🎨
pndglcs 🎨
prussianfranzliszt 📝
➡️ Q
➡️ R
renonv 🎨
rod1832 🎨
➡️ S
@seoyogi 🎨
@sexy-spirals 🎨
shreddies-scribbles 🎨
silverphoenixwrites 📝
simple-persica 🎨
sketchytea 🎨
skitchune 🎨
skyeee 🎨
sloppyhay 🎨
87stardust 🎨
sunkissed-valley 🎨
➡️ T
tea-pettiest 📝
thatsamericano 📝
theapplekaramel 🎨
@the-degenerate-side 🎨
the-other-scared-bear 📝
tolyys 🎨
to-oriya 🎨
transgermany 📝
twilightbird06 📝
➡️ U
@uwuaii 🎨
➡️ V
val-taire 🎨
➡️ W
@washseals 🎨
wendingo-the-pie-trash 🎨
➡️ X
➡️ Y
yellowcamfer 🎨📝
year81 🎨
yudonomi-stuff 🎨📝
➡️ Z
zsocca55 🎨
✨Hello✨
Sorry we took an impromptu break, both of us got super busy for a few days so we haven’t had much time to be very active, posts should be going back to normal now and we’ll finally get to the asks that have been sitting in our inbox lmfao
-Lizard & Cereal
hehe
Lizard 🦎:
Cereal 🥣:
uhhhh tagging @roniebuttercups @more-than-hiking-buddies-askblog and whoever else wants to do it :)
((Let's start a picrew!
@cupcakes-and-british-tea @feliciohno @ask-fish-boy @ask-chibi-2p-japan @ask-octomer-arthur @faeciano @absolutelyinvincible @ask-hws-kingsland ))
Lizard I’m sorry but what the actual fuck is your discord pfp 😂
LMAO ITS FROM THIS FUKIN VIDEO AGAIN
I’m matching with cereal and @never-enough-fandoms
(don’t question the messages they’re not even from the same conversation lmfaoooo)
Hey maybe join the server and have matching pfps with us 😳
https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc
Pass the happy! When you get this, reply with 5 things that make you happy and send this to the last 10 people in your notifications!
This is so wholesome oml
Lizard:
1. Cereal (◡‿◡✿)
2. My amazing friends, both online and irl
3. Music in general (but specifically the song “Voldemort” by With Confidence)
4. My collection of plushies (mainly because they were all gifts except the djungelskog)
5. Gaming, obviously, otherwise this blog wouldn’t exist :P
Cereal:
1. Lizard cause... he's my best friend
2. Discord cause online friends are the best.
3. My siblings :)
4. Animals are blessings in this world and no one can convince me otherwise.
5. Reading <3 also food.
How Gay Are You? (To everyone/Anyone)
Link to the Nordics’ answers here
Lizard 🦎: like a solid 75% (i’m bi :P)
Cereal 🥣: still figuring it out, society is complicated. :)
Also, happy pride month everyone! Remember that you’re all valid no matter what, whether you’re in the closet or out! And please know that this blog is a safe space, everyone is welcome here :)
Also peep the new pfp ;D
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
challenge for admins:
expose urself by showing us ur first and most recent photos in ur camera roll 👀
Oh lawd here we go
Lizard:
First:
Most recent:
(i cannot explain either of them so please don’t ask lmfao)
Cereal:
First: pretty picture :)
Most recent: uh....
will we ever get a face reveal 😳
uhhh,,, probably not in photo form any time soon
but i can offer you this drawing
What software do you use to edit your videos?
I use movavi video editor 15 :) I know there are more recent versions but I've used this one for a long ass time so I have a weird emotional bond to it lmfao Also, this video will be posted today but I'm having ✨technical issues✨ so it won't be out until later 😞
@more-than-hiking-buddies-askblog is a nasty bastard that steals TVs and fireplaces and traps you in your own house pass it on
Update:
They have trapped us in their house
Update 2:
the plot thickens
APH Nordics as things from our discord server quote wall
(Is this a server plug? Maybe.)
Denmark 🇩🇰: Fucking Norwegians took my braincell, can’t have shit in Denmark
Norway 🇳🇴: I hope satan rejects your application to be his sugar baby
Iceland 🇮🇸: Watch this! *dies* ah, piss
Sweden 🇸🇪: I’m going to commit arson in the name of Finland
Finland 🇫🇮: Captain, I want to get this battery but the clap of my ass cheeks won’t let me get close
Pls join our server, I spent ages yesterday ✨spicing it up✨ 😩 You can vibe with us, play games with us and add to the quote wall, what’s not to love?
https://discord.com/invite/pchymkdJMc
I would REALLY like to know what the inspiration behind your pfp was, please it absolutely KILLS me every time I see it it's so cursed in the best way possible
HAHA IM GLAD YOU LIKE IT
It’s actually from this video I made back in January before this blog even existed, but I just found myself too funny to NOT use that picture as the pfp for this blog
The rest of the video is just as cursed as that one image, I can assure you
-Lizard 🦎
This blog is the overwhelming drop of serotonin I needed in my life. Bless y'all
Literally why are you all so nice, what did we do to deserve this 😭💕
I’m so glad you enjoy our stuff anon, thank you for being here <3
-Lizard 🦎
Do you guys play Sims? Or Armored Core?
Idk if you were asking the Nordics or us (admins) so you’re going to get an answer from us because at a very basic level, the answer is no 😩
I used to play Sims a while ago but I haven’t played in AGES, maybe I’ll start playing again because of this ask lmao, Cereal has never played (sad sad child)
I’d never actually heard of Armored Core but I looked it up and it didn’t particularly appeal to me, I’m not a huge fan of shooter games but Cereal is so maybe she’d like it :)
-Lizard 🦎
I FUCKING MEANT TO DRAW SOMETHING FOR THIS BUT MY TINY STUPID BRAIN FORGOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IDFK IF I’LL HAVE TIME TONIGHT GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE I OF ALL PEOPLE MISSED THE DENNOR WEDDING I HATE MY LIFE
WHEN ARE DENMARK AND NORWAY GETTING MARRIED
Denmark: 4/20/69 😎
Norway: That’s too far away :(
Denmark: But... It’s the funny weed and sex numbers :(
Norway: :’(
Denmark: ... 4/20/21?
Norway: Much better :)
Denmark: Can I wear the dress?
Norway: You can wear a dress if you really want to
Denmark: :D
Yo! Lizard and Cereal here!
So basically, we’ve been playing the same few games since we started this account, and making/editing the videos is becoming slightly repetitive lmao, so uhh...
Can y’all maybe recommend some new games for us to play?
(PC games only please, preferably Steam games that aren’t really expensive lmao)
Any other general suggestions welcome too, please talk to us and let us know what we can do to make this account more interesting/fun :)
today i bring you my another au, wingtalia but with more ✨angst✨
this one is soft tho
OKAY SO,
ARE Y’ALL OKAY?
Literally only 2 weeks ago we hit the funny number, and this blog is only just over 2 months old
We don’t have anything planned since this happened so suddenly, but we just wanted to say we really appreciate you all, thank you for supporting this blog that was born out of a drunk 2am idea
So uh, yeah, thanks for being here, we can’t wait to see what happens in the future
-Lizard 🦎 & Cereal 🥣
(Psssst, join our discord server ;D https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc )
Anyone wanna make horrifically cursed t-shirts? Well, if you join our server you can :D Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc
how long does it take to make the videos :0
Recording? Anywhere between 15 minutes and 4 hours
Editing? Anywhere between 15 minutes and 4 hours lmfao
-Lizard 🦎
I like how you say "one of the few things" like you only speak occasionally, and only to gift us words of wisdom
Well we definitely speak more than occasionally (don’t judge the wording, clearly it was your turn on the braincell then) but I think we can all agree that we only ever speak words of wisdom, including but not limited to:
“Absolutely smashing these ghosts“
“I can’t do Sweden“
“Pussy (non-derogatory)“
“I want it to fuck the front door”
(these were all taken from the quote wall on our discord server lmao)
This is what you’re missing by not joining our discord 😤 https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc
Yo, lizard here
Recently I’ve been putting all of my energy into recording videos but I’ve had very little motivation to them, usually I queue about 2-4 around the same time but I’ve ran out of finished ones lmao
It might be a day or two before I actually get anything finished (because school) so uhhhh, please feel free to spam asks to fill the empty space in the mean time
ATTENTION EVERYONE
Yo! Lizard and Cereal here! We have some news!
✨WE CREATED A DISCORD SERVER✨
cause we’re cool like that 😎 This blog isn’t exactly huge, but it’s kinda difficult to film and edit videos to release consistently, so we figured, hey, why don’t we stream sometimes?
If people are actually interested, we will start streaming every Thursday evening at 6pm GMT
Of course, it will also kinda be a Hetalia server, since we are the gaymer NORDICS, hehe
So, if any of that interests you, please stop by! We don’t bite!
Invite link: https://discord.gg/BqESyKVv