Aph Norway - Blog Posts

it's perfection! it's them, nothing more, nothing less.

Smiling Nordics idk, I madw this back in july and lost the original files for the drawing in my old phone so I had ro screenshot it via my instagram 😭 its goldencrested_lovearrow if you guys wanna swe more of my shenanigans

Norway and his man

Happy birthday Norway!🇧🇻

And have the most beautiful mermaid nyo Norway because Mermay~!👁️✨

Why am i not post here sketches, only something full?? Anyway, just leave it there too🗿

*playing phasmophobia, during a hunt*

Denmark 🇩🇰:

Norway 🇳🇴:

Denmark 🇩🇰: If I was a sussy baka, what-

Norway 🇳🇴: Shut the fuck up right now or I’ll sacrifice you to the ghost

Denmark 🇩🇰:

*playing fall guys squads*

Norway 🇳🇴: Oh shit I got pushed off by a blueberry

Iceland 🇮🇸: Great, now all of us have fell off except Den, Den please win

Denmark 🇩🇰: *immediately gets hit* oh fuck i’ve been fUCKING BEBBIED

Iceland 🇮🇸:

I really don’t know why Ice chose me to be his emotional support while playing this game. Part of me isn’t complaining, part of me is because I almost died from multiple heart attacks.

-Nor 🇳🇴

*playing phasmophobia*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Hey. HEY.

Norway 🇳🇴: What the fuck do you want?

Denmark 🇩🇰: Nice boobs. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Norway 🇳🇴: ಠ_ಠ

Denmark 🇩🇰: What?

Norway 🇳🇴: Stay the fuck away from me. *hides in locker*

Denmark 🇩🇰: you think you can escape me?

Norway 🇳🇴:

*playing monopoly revolution*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Thats mine, 260k please :)

Norway 🇳🇴: Ugh, fine *pays*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Thanks man

Norway 🇳🇴: Usually I’d say no problem, but actually this time it is a problem

*later in the game*

Denmark 🇩🇰: 500k please :)

Norway 🇳🇴: *pays*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Thanks

Norway 🇳🇴: Problem.

*playing phasmophobia, after a hunt*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Guys I fucking died. Again.

Norway 🇳🇴: That was expected.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Can someone take a picture of his body I aint going in that house.

Norway 🇳🇴: *walks into house* Where's your body-

Denmark 🇩🇰: ...

Norway 🇳🇴: That's a beauty.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Wow. The ghost hated you so much it sliced your face in half.

Denmark 🇩🇰: I will clobber you.

What is the best compliment you have ever received?

Nor once told me I wasn’t actually that annoying

I cried 🥺

-Den 🇩🇰

In honour of me forgetting it is Iceland’s birthday today 😔✌

Happy birthday ice bby <3

at least i was right about it turning out terrible lmfao

I'd like to imagine that Denmark is just scarily good at social deduction games like Town of Salem and Among Us even thought you wouldn't expect him to be. Being charismatic and a bit aggressive when you need to be and having ppl wrongly assume you're too stupid to lie is a huge advantage to have.

Damn bro why you gotta expose me like that

Here I was, sure I had everyone convinced I was a complete idiot 😔

-Den 🇩🇰

(I actually like this a lot 👀 bonus - Norway is actually the one that can’t lie for shit, because the one time he can’t keep a straight face is when he’s lying, so he usually gets caught out pretty quickly

-Lizard 🦎)

*playing fall guys*

Norway 🇳🇴: I’m going to dress as a piece of cheese this time

Denmark 🇩🇰: What if I smelled like cheese, what then?

Norway 🇳🇴: I’d simply never talk to you ever again

Denmark 🇩🇰: What if I put on my cheese scented cologne?

Norway 🇳🇴: I would kill you if you came within 10 feet of me

Denmark 🇩🇰: but I’m a man of fragrance

*playing fall guys*

Iceland 🇮🇸: Come on, be a gamer and win

Finland 🇫🇮: Ill try my best

Finland 🇫🇮: *immediately dies*

Norway 🇳🇴: That wasn’t very gamer of you

Denmark 🇩🇰: Yeah if you were me you would’ve won

Sweden 🇸🇪: At least you tried

*playing fall guys*

Denmark 🇩🇰: YOU JUST PUSHED ME OFF THE EDGE

Norway 🇳🇴: Oh shut up, you smell like piss

Denmark 🇩🇰: I wasn’t talking to you

Norway 🇳🇴: Oh

Norway 🇳🇴: I take it back you don’t smell like piss

Denmark 🇩🇰: It’s too late, the damage has already been done 😔

*playing fall guys*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Let’s all dress as fruits this time, I’ll be a melon

Norway 🇳🇴: *dresses as a bee*

Iceland 🇮🇸: Ah yes, my favourite fruit,

✨bees✨

What or who got you into video games in the first place?

Technically it was me that started it all 😎

I’ve always loved watching gaming youtubers like pewdiepie, markiplier, jacksepticeye, etc, and they were what got me into gaming originally

Then I realised that if I wanted to play multiplayer games, I needed, well, multiple players

First I got Den to play, then Sve (only because I promised to play minecraft with him), then Nor, and then Fin

And then this blog was born :)

-Ice 🇮🇸

Have you ever lied about your age?

⚠️Potentially triggering: Drugs and Alcohol mentioned⚠️

Denmark 🇩🇰: No? Why would you need to?

Norway 🇳🇴: I never found a reason to.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Yes, cause I wanted a goldfish, and the closest pet store has an Over 18 rule to by pets.. so...

Sweden 🇸🇪: No.

Finland 🇫🇮: Yes, cause drugs and booze baby.

(Disclaimer: Please don't do drugs kids.)

Don’t enter the void, kids

-Nor 🇳🇴

What game have you spent the most amount of hours on?

Denmark 🇩🇰: Fall guys

Norway 🇳🇴: Subnautica

Iceland 🇮🇸: Human fall flat

Sweden 🇸🇪: Minecraft

Finland 🇫🇮: Phasmophobia

Lizard: Portal 2 since I’ve been playing that for like 7 years now lmao

Cereal: Probably valorant or minecraft cause those are my stress relievers.

What else do you all do? Aside from gamming :'0

Denmark 🇩🇰: I have a new hobby every week lmfao, but recently I’ve been binge watching true crime videos on youtube

Norway 🇳🇴: I like listening to and playing music, I play a few instruments and like a lot of different genres, I’ve always found music fascinating

Iceland 🇮🇸: I also like listening to music, but I also like art too. I love painting and drawing, and I’ve recently started trying digital art too

Sweden 🇸🇪: I love gardening and taking care of plants, Fin always calls me a plant dad

Finland 🇫🇮: I like baking in my spare time, although I always seem to make WAY too much for the 5 of us... No one complains though ;)

On today's episode of "shit that happened while playing phasmophobia"

Norway stalked me through a bedroom window

Denmark died halfway in a closet

I showed off my brilliant camera placement skills

We found a haunted candle

And finally,

Bone

-Ice 🇮🇸

*playing brawlhalla*

Norway 🇳🇴: *Sends Den flying off the map*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Haha I made it back without dying, you really thought you did something there didn’t you?

Iceland 🇮🇸: *Attacks Den from behind and KO’s him*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Ah, but you actually did do something

Norway 🇳🇴: What the fuck did I just witness

Denmark 🇩🇰: My murder 😔

Iceland 🇮🇸:

*playing brawlhalla*

Iceland 🇮🇸: If you wanna fight me, come up here and fight me

Norway 🇳🇴: Okay

Norway 🇳🇴: *KO’s ice*

Iceland 🇮🇸: You motherfucker, why do you only listen to me when I don’t want you to

*playing fall guys*

Iceland 🇮🇸: Move, you pineapple bitch!

Norway 🇳🇴: Hey, only I can talk about Denmark like that >:(

Denmark 🇩🇰:

*playing fall guys*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Omg there’s giant fists, I don’t wanna get fisted

Norway 🇳🇴: No, we don’t want any fisting

Denmark 🇩🇰: Not right now anyway, save that for later ;)

Norway 🇳🇴:

*playing phasmophobia*

Norway 🇳🇴: Are you just gonna stand at the top of the stairs waiting?

Denmark 🇩🇰: Yea cause I want it to hunt.

Norway 🇳🇴: welp imma just wait till that door closes.

*one minute later*

*flashlight starts flashing*

Norway 🇳🇴: here it comes..

Denmark 🇩🇰: *not paying attention and dissociating*

Norway 🇳🇴:HE IS RIGHT THERE HE IS IN FRONT OF U, FUCKING RUN-

Denmark 🇩🇰: OH NO- *dies*

Norway 🇳🇴: I.. *sigh*

Denmark 🇩🇰: I don't want to talk about it.

Iceland 🇮🇸: it truly is an impressive pose you "gracefully" died in.

Denmark 🇩🇰: T_T

Best gamer?

Kinda depends on the game genre!

Den is best at action games and whatever genre fall guys is (apparently it’s battle royale), Nor is best at survival and puzzle games, Ice is best at platformers, Sve is best at adventure/survival games, and me? Well, I’m a slut for horror :P

-Fin 🇫🇮

Favourite Games?

Idk if you meant Nordics or admins so you’re getting both :P Here’s our top 3s:

Denmark 🇩🇰: Fall guys, human fall flat, overcooked 2

Norway 🇳🇴: Subnautica, portal 2, minecraft

Iceland 🇮🇸: Mario kart, fall guys, human fall flat

Sweden 🇸🇪: Minecraft, the sims, overcooked 2

Finland 🇫🇮: Phasmophobia, at dead of night, minecraft

Lizard🦎: Phasmophobia, subnautica, overcooked 2

Cereal 🥣: Valorant, Stardew, Phasmo, and honestly any game I play with lizard <3