Ask Aph Nordics - Blog Posts

Well, today we learned that you should never leave a bomb in the hands of two drunk idiots :) -Fin 🇫🇮

Came to bully 9 year olds, I ended up getting bullied instead. RIP me  -Ice 🇮🇸

This isn’t the first official Roblox episode (which is why I didn’t bother captioning it lmao), I just thought the process of making our characters was fucking hilarious -Den 🇩🇰

Tfw your head is too big to fit between poles 😔 I was stuck like this for 20 whole minutes lmfaoooo -Den 🇩🇰

whats your roblox username old man HYPOTHETICALLY 😎😎😎

HYPOTHETICALLY it’s awesomedadmark64290 😎😎😎😎

I tried to make it 69420 but the username was apparently not appropriate for roblox 😔

-Den 🇩🇰

Okay Roblox and bully nine year olds 💅😃

Well that’s mine and Ice’s plans for tonight sorted 👁👄👁

-Den 🇩🇰

Just ate the world’s most bland instant noodles, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined 😔

Ask me something to take my mind off the disappointment 🥺

-Den 🇩🇰

Part 2 of us being idiots, Next Human Fall Flat video will be the one where I truly expose how stupid Den is -Nor 🇳🇴

I could never be a speed runner… I can’t even make a nether portal properly :( Anyway, Ice got to watch me struggle so you do too ;D -Den 🇩🇰

Yo

How’s everyone doing? I spent my Valentine’s Day editing clips all day with my headphones on to drown out the, uh...... noises throughout the house

How did you all spend yours?

-Ice 🇮🇸

It took us just over 2 hours to complete this one puzzle. This is about the first 15 minutes. If you thought Den was stupid here, I can’t wait for you to see what he did later on, I’ve never laughed so hard in my entire life -Nor

This is a brilliant example of why Nor never left me on my own with Den for very long when I was younger - this is pretty much exactly what would’ve happened. -Ice

Ok, Finland, a horse is just a large dog. You got another dog. You failed

You know, I’ve never thought about it like that before... But you’re right, horses are just large dogs! In the end I knew I’d give in and end up getting another dog anyway, I just can’t help myself! They’re too cute!!!

-Fin

Is there any romance going on for any of you 👀

Oh, you know, the usual 👀

We don’t tend to make a big deal out of it tho :)

It was a beautiful day when you guys walk in on Iceland playing Good Pizza Great Pizza on his phone-

And it is the Valentine's Day event-

Denmark: Uhh... You okay there bud?

Iceland: Yeah why

Denmark: That seems like a pretty interesting game you’re playing...

Iceland: I- uhhh...

Norway: GO OUTSIDE, MEET SOME REAL PEOPLE, EAT SOME REAL PIZZA, STOP BEING SO SAD AND LONELY

Iceland: IM NOT SAD AND LONELY IM JUST PLAYING A GAME

Denmark: Are you sure you’re okay

Iceland: no

Sup

What happened in your last Among Us session?

Denmark: Uhh... A lot of this

Norway: Everyone knew Den was the imposter when he didn’t die first

Denmark: You guys are so mean :(

buongiorno. how you all doing this lovely day? (ask-17a11a-exe)

Denmark: Hej!!! I’m doing great! Me and Ice had a pretty fun gaming session last night so I’m just excited for you all to see some clips from it!

Iceland: Let’s just say throughout the whole thing he was insisting I call him “Dadmark” and he was calling me “Sonland”... Anyway I’m pretty good, thanks for asking

Norway: I heard them both screaming at each other all night, I hardly slept so I’m tired, but that’s nothing coffee won’t fix

Finland: Moi! I’m doing really well thanks! There’s lots of snow here currently so me and Sve made a snowman!!

Sweden: It was a pretty good snowman if you ask me

more minecraft! we have so many minecraft videos so we’re gonna have to start spacing them out after this lmao  -the nordics

(minecraft is everyone’s favourite game right?)  well, today i learned that me and lava don’t mix, and that, my friends, is why we have keep inventory on -denmark

Last fall guys clip for this week! We’ll be playing something else next time ;) enjoy!

MORE FALL GUYS!!! expect another video after this because we have a lot of clips hehe ;) -the nordics

FIRST VIDEO BITCHES!!! we’ve been playing some fall guys, and, well... it got pretty interesting, take a look! -the nordics 

✨Welcome to this shit show of a blog✨

Yo, we (the admins/muns/whatever you wanna call us) are lizard (he/him) and cereal (she/her), you may know us from @flying-cheese-sticks

We originally made this blog to post clips similar to this one I (lizard) made, but with clips from our gaming sessions because clearly we’re funny af (debatable), but we figured we might as well make it an ask blog too, because obviously tumblr needs more aph Nordics ask blogs

Hopefully our first clip will be here by the weekend!

There isn’t really a set theme or au for asks (at least not yet, maybe we’ll create one as we go lmao), but since we’re gonna be sharing gaming clips you might wanna ask stuff related to those, but you can literally ask or say anything you want (within reason lmao). This is just supposed to be some Nordic bois having fun playing games together hehe. Obviously there’s only two of us so there won’t be any clips of all the Nordics together, but that doesn’t mean there can’t be scenarios (in asks or text posts, etc) where they’d all be playing something together

Damn idk why cereal let me write this post cause I just ramble on for WAY too long lmfao, anyway I hope y’all enjoy the shit show and feel free to ask us or the Nordics anything at all :D

Note - posts that aren’t asks or otherwise directly related to whatever this is supposed to be will be tagged #bastards babbling 

Peace out ✌️