Ask Hws Nordics - Blog Posts
Norway 🇳🇴: Please don't be the first to die or I'll disown you.
Iceland 🇮🇸: *immediately dies*
Norway 🇳🇴: I'm disowning you.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
Denmark 🇩🇰: Win or I'll piss.
Norway 🇳🇴: You'll have to piss then.
Denmark 🇩🇰: You really don't want me to do that.
Norway 🇳🇴: I kinda do tho.
Denmark 🇩🇰: 👀
*people who accidentally overheard the conversation*
Iceland 🇮🇸: 🤢 I feel sick.
Finland 🇫🇮: *silence* *insert cricket noises here*
Sweden 🇸🇪: *removes glasses* *puts in earplugs*
Denmark 🇩🇰: I think I'm about to myself.
Norway 🇳🇴: Go to the toilet then.
Denmark 🇩🇰: No it's fine, I'm a gamer.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
Finland 🇫🇮: If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be?
Denmark 🇩🇰: Piss brown.
Iceland 🇮🇸: PISS BROWN?
Sweden 🇸🇪: That doesn't sound healthy.
Norway 🇳🇴: Might wanna get that checked out.
We just had to find the perfect location for our wedding - obviously in a dark ravine was the best choice :) -Swe 🇸🇪
Norway 🇳🇴: they have roll out, roll off and roll on.
Iceland 🇮🇸: how many rolls do they want?
*silence*
Denmark 🇩🇰: sausage.
*Prolonged silence, waiting for a game to load*
Norway 🇳🇴: Riveting conversation
Denmark 🇩🇰: Sorry I’m eating a mars bar
Iceland 🇮🇸: Sorry I’m dissociating
ok so we know when denmark and norway are getting married... how about sweden and finland?
Sweden: Well, technically I already proposed to Fin when I offered him the cave flower in one of the first Minecraft videos, and he rejected me so...
Finland: Wait... You were being serious?
Sweden: 100%
Finland: I... I didn’t know that, I thought you were joking...
Sweden: Do you want me to ask you again?
Finland: ... Maybe...
Sweden: I’ll think about it
Finland:
Remember Dadmark vs Sonland? Well, now we have Dadland vs Sonmark too! Also, this game doesn’t work at all, but that just adds to the chaos doesn’t it?
-Den 🇩🇰
ice what’s ur favorite band
One Direction
-Ice 🇮🇸
Your favourite drunk idiots back at it again defusing bombs (well, attempting to... it didn’t go so well this time)
-Fin 🇫🇮
How old do you hc the Nordics to be
Uhh, I never really had any massively specific answers to this except just “early 20’s ish”, so I’m going to just give you vague thoughts that I definitely didn’t make up on the spot lmao
Denmark - definitely the old man of the group. Probably like 23-24?
Sweden - close in age to Den, probably about 23
Norway - again quite close in age to Den and Swe, but definitely the baby out of them, so around 22
Finland - somewhere around 20-21, so again not a huge age difference
Iceland - absolutely the baby of the group, although that’s a given lmao. Around 16-17
-Lizard 🦎
Finland 🇫🇮: *sits down to do some work* I can do it! Super motivation activated!
Sweden 🇸🇪: *amusingly watches Finland knowing what's about to go down*
Finland 🇫🇮: *sees PARAMETRIC EQUATIONS* *rips book to shreds*
Sweden 🇸🇪: Shall we get ice cream?
Finland 🇫🇮: Yes 🥰
WHEN ARE DENMARK AND NORWAY GETTING MARRIED
Denmark: 4/20/69 😎
Norway: That’s too far away :(
Denmark: But... It’s the funny weed and sex numbers :(
Norway: :’(
Denmark: ... 4/20/21?
Norway: Much better :)
Denmark: Can I wear the dress?
Norway: You can wear a dress if you really want to
Denmark: :D
Remember when Ice was complaining about how annoying Den is when he’s drunk? Well, turns out he’s just as bad after his 10th red bull :) -Fin 🇫🇮
Denmark 🇩🇰: Are you friendly?
Ghost: Kill.
Sweden 🇸🇪: We'll take that as a no.
Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!
Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc
- Cereal 🥣
Sweden 🇸🇪: Are you doing the limbo my friend?
Denmark 🇩🇰: No. I am doing the sEiZuRe.
Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!
Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc
- Cereal 🥣
Norway 🇳🇴: Don't piss yourself.
Denmark 🇩🇰: It's okay, I've got a bottle.
Norway 🇳🇴: ( ͡❛ - ͡❛)
Denmark 🇩🇰: ( ͡❛ ▿ ͡❛)
Iceland 🇮🇸: ( ͡❛ ▭ ͡❛)
Sweden 🇸🇪: ( ͡❛ ェ ͡❛)
Finland 🇫🇮: ( ͡❛ ⍙ ͡❛)
Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!
Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc
- Cereal 🥣
Denmark 🇩🇰: *using spirit box* Are you beautiful?
Ghost: Die.
Iceland 🇮🇸: Agreed.
Denmark 🇩🇰: *visibly hurting*
Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!
Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc
- Cereal 🥣
To no one’s surprise, Denmark was extremely drunk during this. The alcohol stops him BEING a pussy but it unfortunately makes him WANT a pussy... you’ll see what I mean.
-Ice 🇮🇸
Iceland! Mother's Day is coming up soon... What are you getting Norway 👀
Iceland: Norway is... Not my mother?
Norway: I still think I deserve a gift, I raised you
Iceland: Fuck off, I’m not getting you anything
Norway: :(
Iceland: ... You might get a hug if I’m in a good mood...
Norway: :)
Norway 🇳🇴: *using spirit box* Are you friendly?
Ghost: Attack.
Norway 🇳🇴: *sighs* ok.
SWEDEN what is your favorite item from IKEA
D J U N G E L S K O G
How do you decide which character says what?
Mainly just vibes tbh! Sometimes during the recording one of us will say something and I immediately know A) it’s getting put into the video, and B) which character will say it. Other times we end up having an extremely in-depth discussion about it while I’m editing lmao
Other times it just kinda depends on who hasn’t appeared in the video for a while. If I didn’t specifically try to include everyone, pretty much all of the videos would be Denmark and Iceland because that’s just who me and Cereal relate to most lmfao
-Lizard 🦎
Finland 🇫🇮: *using spirit box* Are you friendly?
Ghost: Kill.
Finland 🇫🇮: Fuck this shit I'm out.
Okay so uhhh, this might not seem like that much but we just hit 50 followers, which is insane to us since this blog has only been alive for a little over a month 🥺
We literally never thought this account would get anywhere because, as the title of this blog suggests, it was made completely out of brain diarrhoea and we had no clue what we were gonna do with it (maybe we should change the title lmfao)
So, to celebrate…
IT’S Q&A TIME!!!
Send in any questions, either for the Nordics or us (the muns/admins), and we’ll answer all of them ASAP!
Once again, thank you! We can’t wait to see where this blog goes in the future :)
-Lizard 🦎 and Cereal 🥣
Okay so uhhh, this might not seem like that much but we just hit 50 followers, which is insane to us since this blog has only been alive for a little over a month 🥺
We literally never thought this account would get anywhere because, as the title of this blog suggests, it was made completely out of brain diarrhoea and we had no clue what we were gonna do with it (maybe we should change the title lmfao)
So, to celebrate...
IT’S Q&A TIME!!!
Send in any questions, either for the Nordics or us (the muns/admins), and we’ll answer all of them ASAP!
Once again, thank you! We can’t wait to see where this blog goes in the future :)
-Lizard 🦎 and Cereal 🥣
I think this video should clearly prove who the better brother is ;)
-Nor 🇳🇴
I’m invading Norway’s personal space without giving two shits. :)
- Denmark 🇩🇰 :3
Norway 🇳🇴: Yay! A piggyback in game :)
Denmark 🇩🇰:
Norway 🇳🇴: ….?
Denmark 🇩🇰: >///<
Norway 🇳🇴: *something clicks in brain* You bitch. That’s IT IM NOT PLAYING WITH YOU ANYMORE.
Denmark 🇩🇰: IM SORRY-