Depression in two pics
66 pulls total and no new UR! Well, fuck. I just wanted Mammon and Asmo
Hello! I'm fairly new to the Obey me Fandom and I wanted to ask you if you could do a few head cannons for Mammon and Asmo? I'm not sure your character limit so I just picked 2. How would they react to an mc who is a bit of a rougher but kind type, like a monster hunter or mercenary? Someone who is self sufficient in protecting themselves. It's fine if this is a bit much. It's up to you if you want to take this ask on. thanks!
Welcome to the Obey Me community!! And this ask was really fantastic, thank you!!!
He is shooketh when he sees how scary you can get
Like damn you didn't have to threaten the bullies with a pocket knife after they said something mean about him
He's 110% a masochist so he's terrified and amazed at the same time
But his pride is also a bit hurt
He's the one supposed to be protecting you, not the other way around! He doesn't need a human to look after him!
Is even more stunned when you managed to fight back against his brothers numerous murder attempts without his help (Like damn you survived almost all of them)
He'll definitely need to get used to being the one saved instead of the saviour in most cases
At first he's constantly worried about your skin condition due to all the fighting that has happened and probably will continue happening
Like he'll be pestering you to at least stop getting hit on your precious skin
If you have scars anywhere he is worried sick
How are you supposed to keep healthy looking skin with all those scars?!
Don't get him wrong, he doesn't mind the actual fighting but he's concerned about the consequences it could have on your appearance
The first time he saw it he was literally like that one guy from the Wonder Woman movie
"I am both frightened and aroused".
He loves it when you protect him from things
Satan: I'm not FUCKING ANGRY I'm just being a sarcastic bitch
Leviathan: I'm not good at insulting people BUT IF I WAS You'd be SO roasted rn
Beelzebub: Currently eating a tomato like an apple because I want to eat but I also need to be healthy
Asmo: How do I brag without sounding like a narcissistic bitch
Belphegor, replying: You already are a narcissistic bitch
Asmo: I know but how do I not SOUND like one
Lucifer: * sees the fun activity being done by other people on Devilgram*
Lucifer: Ok, we're going to put everything we love in this box as a family activity.
Asmodeus: Can I put MC in the box?
Lucifer: No.
Satan: Can I put MC in the box?
Lucifer: *sigh* No.
All the brothers and MC: ...
Beel, picking up MC: Can I put-
Lucifer: NO!
Literally any other brother but Beel, T-posing in the doorway: Good morning, parental figure.
Lucifer, without bothering to look up from his newspaper and coffee: Good morning, problem child.
Asmodeus: your hair doesn’t go with your outfit. you look kind of halloween-y
Mammon: the fuck is up your ass today?
Asmodeus: a worm. just to make me lose a few pounds
Asmodeus: remember to drink water babes!
Mammon: no
Asmodeus: then become the dirt i walk on
Mammon: self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys
Asmodeus: no self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on makeup if you like it or taking a nice warm nap stuff like that basically
Satan: self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel their bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.
Leviathan: self care is taking your birthday cake so i can eat the frosting
Beelzebub: if you touch my birthday cake i’ll make you eat your hands