Asshole - Blog Posts
Welp. Goodbye Cruzon and Critter, I found a new ship for Cruz and I finally get my Cars lesbian pairing.
Make way for Cruzalie!
One is all about the numbers and how they’re never wrong while the other beat the odds.
Since y'all forgot:
Natalie’s GAY moment is when she repeats something the commentators say, like “quite the win” but Nat puts extra emphasis into it and leans in and stares at Cruz unblinkingly from afar and does something with her lip and it was massively gay
Harper, you ASSHOLE I'M GONNA-FRHGREHGDJGDGHGRAAAAH
Tumblr will have his head on a spike by next Monday.
Why twitter whyyyyy ???? 😩😩😩😩
Yasopp: Oh hey it's my kid! Haha we should visit him!
Shanks: no.. not the time
*Time passes.*
Yasopp: Wow look my kid's doing well, I wanna see him.
Shanks: Cool
*More time passes*
Yasopp: Hey my kid is literally right there we can-
Shanks: no
I had to make an apology cake to my mom's boyfriend cause I'm an asshole. The cake reads I'm sorry I'm an asshole
Each tattoo, piercing, and body modification is just another reminder of the parts of you I've claimed as my property.
Think of them as modern day slave brandings, designed so my dirty little dummy never forgets who her tits and holes belong to.
😈 Sadistic Empath, 😘 🏘️ Extravagant Property Owner ™️
Show off the fake butt and asshole tattoo Daddy made you get. It’s not humiliating at all, princess.
One of my favorites. High fidelity
@anime-and-sometimes-other-stuff for more animation/cinema content.
Mean!Baji x Black!Reader
He saw you alone at lunch and walked over too you.
He smirked down on you with his canines out and asked why you were alone.
“Why you sittin by yourself? You ain’t got no friends?” The fuck did he just say.
He was not expecting a sharp glare from you but good god did that make him wanna keep fucking with you.
Everyday he throws your books on the ground and slams you locker shut whenever you grabbing something.
“Huh? what’s with the mean face? we friends aren’t we?”
He’s been messing with you for months, now he’s going as far as spilling water on your clothes and laughing whenever you get mad.
He pushes you in the hallways and trips you, but he only does it so he can see that ass but he won’t admit that.
He loves when you push him out of the way and stomp off. It’s so cute.
When hes feeling nice he might even smile genuinely smile at you, for a about a few secs then its back too that annoyingly hot smirk you’ve grown too kind like
Although he did too far one day and spilt water in your hair.
He almost got shiplash from how fast you turned around and attempted too punch him
“Woah calm yo ass down it was an accident. You got sum hands on you tho”
Everyday he bullies you just so you can try and hit him. Fuckin psycho.
“Keisuke. fuck off im not in the mood.”
Was…. that his heart racing?? no… it couldnt be..
Keisuke has a little crush on his victim how cute.
Guess he has too cool the bullying down a little bit before his crush runs away.
JASON GOT WHAT HE DESERVED FROM THE BEGINNING OF THIS SEASON 🤬😤😩
Just wanted to take a moment to say fuck you and everything that you do
When you would’ve given up everything for someone who wouldn’t think twice about throwing you in front of a bus
Stabbed in the self esteem
So I’ve been talking to and hanging out with this guy lately. He’s sweet and funny but the other day he said something that really crushed my already crippling self confidence. He was cuddling me and being super cute but then suddenly just starts poking my stomach and says “Have you ever thought about losing some weight? You’d look a lot better with just a little off”.
Like thanks it’s not like I’ve been trying for the past couple months or struggling against my own overeating problems. I’m still blown away by how rude he was
10 Things I Hate About You (1999) dir. Gil Junger
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Heheheheheh
yeah, fuck off.
i DO NOT like people who actively violate boundaries. the moderator very specifically stated that she did NOT want people doing that on her posts, and you completely ignored that. dont come back to my askbox, OR AT ALL FOR THAT MATTER, or you will be blocked. you're lucky im not blocking you NOW.