Last year I made this drawings for Nico's birthday but forgot to post them here
I was so excited to see his and Jason's friendship developing in the future, unfortunately rick hates us and though it'd be really funny to kill jason đ
Anyways, happy birthday nico <3
I just want a nice, cute, and emotional moment between this three
like they've already lost two brothers, and now Will is going to fuckin Tartarus, I would be worried af if it was my sister
Bonus :3
-Percy has a sirenâs voice. When he sings or hums, the attention of anyone in the vicinity is drawn to him.
-Also, Percy is definitely a huge Queen fan
-Annabeth has a spray bottle of salt waterÂ
-Jason  listens to classical music (he just looks like he would)
-Reyna is a fucking demon at pillow fights for some unexplained reason
-Thalia likes strawberry MentosÂ
-Also has a dart board up with a picture of Luke in the center (she consistently hits her mark)
-Leo sleeps in a fetal positionÂ
-Frank likes stormy weather and stratus cloudsÂ
-Also a frequent user of âgee willickersâ or âgolly geeâ
-Will is an avid Beatles listenerÂ
-Austin always has cork grease in his pocketÂ
-His favorite fruit is the mango as well
-Leo listens to Tyler, the Creator
-Frank occasionally listens to Viking music  (no explanation why)
-Nico loves analog horrorÂ
-Will watches it with him
-Piper HATES harpies after her several encounters with them
-The Poseidon cabin occasionally gets flooded (via Percy)
-The Athena cabin is either really neat and organized or cluttered with blueprints, armor, etc.
-The Demeter cabin figured out how to grow blue raspberriesÂ
-They also grow all kinds of weird fruitÂ
-Leo makes fake accounts on dating apps for shits and giggles
-Percy once threw an apple at Annabeth and she caught it.Â
-The Apollo cabinâs walls are plastered with musical postersÂ
-Will smells like cough syrupÂ
-Annabeth absolutely LOATHES dark romance books or books that are mostly smut with little to no plot. She once bought one just to burn it (probably Haunting Adeline).
-When Percy gets angry enough, the air around him starts boiling. He doesnât even realize until someone points out that theres steam coming off him.
-Leo and Annabeth work well as a team.
-Nico has been forced to used liquid IVs by Will several times.
-Percy shaves regularly after he sees stubble on his face to avoid looking too much like Poseidon.
-Jason, on the other hand, struggles to grow a beard.
-Frank really likes the fall-scented candles from Bath and Body Works.
-When on the battlefield, people give Percy and Annabeth a wide berth individually and together since they fight so efficiently. -Hazel smells like cinnamon.
-Piperâs favorite bird is the blue jay.
-Leo has been caught listening to Taylor Swift on multiple occasions.
-When Will needs to get something at night, he makes himself glow to get around.
-Nico has also told Will to use his âflashlightâ ability several times.
-Some Greek demigodsâ writing switches from Ancient Greek / Greek to English and they have to be careful about it at school etc.
-Austin once entered a flute competition and won.
-Arrows in the walls, floor, ceiling, EVERYWHERE, in the Apollo cabin.
-The Apollo cabin sings a Broadway song every morning loud enough for most of the camp to hear. Windows and doors open to REALLY let people hear it.
-Percyâs eyes glow in dark water.
-The Aphrodite cabin has a whole shelf of just perfumes and colognes.
-Leo and Will have deep conversations about country music.
-Percy and Annabeth have turned multiple people gay.
In your Steven AU universe, for some reason, I believe that before Apollo's "death", Will and Austin lived with him and not with their mortal mothers. [I imagine that Apollo did something very meaningful and useful for Zeus and he allowed him to really raise his several future children].
It was a very cozy and peaceful place, some small town by the sea or a quiet, prosperous area, - cozy apartment or a beautiful little house. [Will and Austin were created from clay and revive by Apollo, so Naomi and Latricia were unaware of their motherhood].
Imagine what a happy little family they were - two wonderful sons and their wonderful loving father. Then Apollo fell in love with Darren and Kayla was conceived...
Will and Austin hug desperately, clinging tightly to each other under the door of the room where their younger sister is born. Then they listen to how the newborn Kayla screamed, and grandma and aunt started crying...
This is such an amazing perspective of it! Itâs so sad tho too which is basically the whole AU lol
In this AU the ancient law of the gods not being able to see their kids wasnât forced until the birth of thalia, Percy, Jason, Nico and Bianca (I canât remember who was first, I think Thalia but Iâm not sure) meaning the gods COULD spend time with their children
Now they canât bring their kids up on Olympus out of fear chaos would happen but Apollo was good father. He would bless all the parents he had kids with in some way (like with Naomi he promoted her music career) so that they could live on their own comfortably
In the wiki it says that Austin in 14 while Kayla is 15 or younger meaning we probably donât know their actual ages. Iâm going to make Kayla 13 to make it make more sense.
With this though Will was only 2 when Austin was born and 3 when Kayla was. He and Austin donât really remember Apollo much, but they do remember his long sunshine golden hair and his singing voice. They never blamed Kayla for what has happened, but they didnât blame anyone because no one told them what actually happened to Apollo.
Meaning after Kaylaâs birth the parents were forced to be by themselves and to support themselves without knowing what actually happened to Apollo. Zeus and the others know but not the parents or the kids.
So, in your Steven Universe AU you said that Apollo "died" when Kayla was born and since we know that Kayla is canonically an Mpreg child doeas that imply that Apollo "died" in birth?
If yes, I can already see the potential for survivors guilt related trauma for Kayla AND ALSO some really interesting family dynamics with her sibs [and maybe even the Olympians (mostly Artemis)]
The Steven universe AU isnât really a Steven universe AU per to say. But it has a lot of themes from it so I just call it the Steven universe AU lol
But yes, since Apollo technically Mpregâed Kayla he did technically âdieâ in birth.
Ever since Apollos technical death Olympus hasnât really been the same. Artemis and Leto havenât been the same. Since Kayla was technically the final nail in the coffin she is mostly blamed for Apollos âdeathâ but technically it was Will who started to get Apollo sick
Iâm probably going to rename the AU but Iâm not sure yet
Will Solace and his siblings have got to be some of the pettiest mf out there.
cabin 7 before the war is so dear to međđ
I love Apollo and Megâs platonic relationship. <3
After the trials of Apollo the Apollo kids get extra attention from their dad.
To the point other cabins get jealous.
They will do the most basic thing and Apollo will scream and cheer like they just won the Olympics.
Will caught a medicine bottle before it hit the ground? âTHATS MY BOY! LOOK AT HOW ATHLETIC AND SMART HE IS! IM SO PROUD OF HIMâ
Kayla fixes her bow? âSHE IS SO CREATIVE! I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO SEE HER HAPPY!â
Austin plays one single note? âIMAGINE BEING MUSICALLY GIFTED, A HANDSOME BOY, AND A DEMIGOD! THATS MY KID HE IS SO AMAZING! IF ANYONE DISAGREES YOU ARE WRONG!!â
Oh you think Nico is safe from this?
Thatâs Apolloâs future son in law and he will do less than the bare minimum and get praised for it.
Nico gets up? Not even at a good time it could be the middle of the day but he gets up? âLOOK AT HIM GO! HEâS GOING TO BE MY SON IN LAW SOME DAY! HEâS SO STRONG MY SON GOT SO LUCKY!â
Meg isnât safe either.
Meg puts her shoes on? âGO BESTIE GO! SHE EVEN LOOKS LIKE AN ICON WHILE PUTTING HER SHOES ON! I WISH I WAS THAT AMAZINGâ
In conclusion Apollo loves his kids + Nico + Meg.
Canon 7: Apollo âïžđ¶
sat on my school bus rn and I've just had possibly the cutest but most depressing idea ever
what if Lee used to have a habit of collecting ducks?
like, plastic, glass, metal, whatever, just yellow ducks
hats, spots, stripes, accessories, this man has a whole army
and he made a habit of hiding them around cabin seven and the infirmary and when any of his siblings were sad or needed distracting he'd send them to find a specific duck and they'd be searching for the next hour for a fucking yellow and pink polka-dot duck with a tiara
and when he dies, everyone completely forgets about this until Will rummages through a drawer in the infirmary one day and BOOM
cowboy duckâš
and suddenly everyone's finding ducks everywhere, in shoes and drawers and the archery range storage cabinet and that one part of the strawberry fields where Lee and Castor used to hang out and whenever someone missed him they'd all go on a hunt for a duck until they had over a hundred of the fucking things
but still, even years later, after the TOA, Jerry finds a duck with a grapevine hat and a guitar, and Will, Kayla and Austin burst into giggles while he looks at them in confusion
'what? why are you laughing?'
'nothing. nothing at all.'
:D
bitches be like âoh i love the pjo series!â then only ramble on about the minor characters and ignore what is written in cannon
its me iâm bitches
right, so this is odd but I just had the WEIRDEST revelation and went what if I made Michael Yew trans, gave him a massive self-hate arc when he hits puberty and make Jake the best boyfriend ever for just being awesome through it?
...
so I did.
and I can't be asked to make a proper story out of my random chunks of writing to put on ao3 so I'm posting it here lol
just... don't question where my brain went with this, it's cool, I'm insane
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first bit is a lil angsty and cringe bc I havent edited properly but the rest is basically crack and chaos
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Jake wasn't all that surprised when he found Michael in their tree, staring at the sky miserably. Instead, he sat beside his boyfriend and joined him in watching the clouds. "What's up?"
Michael sighed heavily, muttering something under his breath that Jake didn't catch. He raised an eyebrow at the son of Apollo, and the archer huffed, covering his face with his hands as he spoke.
"Maturing."
Jake paused. "Sorry?"
His boyfriend groaned, rubbing at his eyes and refusing to look at Jake. "I'm maturing."
"Right. And...? Isn't that what everyone does as they get older?"
"No. Well, yes, but like..." He sighed, spitting it out. "My body is maturing and I hate it."
Jake stopped, realisation washing over him. "Oh. So, you're..."
"Menstruating." Michael said through gritted teeth. "And it sucks. It doesn't feel right. Also, hip curvature equally sucks."
He looked at the son of Apollo, faintly befuddled. "Hip curvature?"
Michael groaned, then sat up and pulled his shirt tightly around his waist, and Jake paused as he spotted what the archer had been hiding under loose t-shirts and hoodies.
Oh.
His boyfriend's hips had indeed curved, forming a slim waist and slight hourglass figure that most girls would die for. Michael, however, looked absolutely miserable about it, seemingly under the impression Jake might be put off or horrified by the change, but the son of Hephaestus just looked at his boyfriend and noted how it accentuated his natural beauty. He gently moved to wrap his arms around the other, carefully pulling the archer into his lap, and found his hands fit just perfectly in his boyfriend's curves, meaning he was easily able to hold the smaller boy, and it felt right. Michael had tears in his eyes, and Jake pulled him closer, resting his head on the other's shoulder as the son of Apollo refused to meet his eyes, staring out into the trees stubbornly.
"I think you're beautiful." He hummed, pressing a kiss to the archer's jaw, and Michael blushed, but still avoided eye contact, seemingly embarrassed as he sniffled quietly. Jake smiled and cupped his boyfriend's chin, turning his face to look at him. "Hey. I don't care that your hips are curvy, or that you're on your period, or any of that shit. Actually, I do care, and I think it makes you even more beautiful. This," He slipped his hands under his boyfriend's shirt, tracing his fingers along his boyfriend's sides and outlining his curvy figure. "Is not something to be ashamed of. I love you for who you are, and that will never change, yeah?"
Michael smiled slightly, then sighed, looking at himself in disgust. "I'm a girl."
"No you're not. And if you are, I'll love you just the same. Doesn't matter to me."
Michael snickered slightly at that. "Are you seriously saying you'd turn bisexual just for me?"
Jake smirked, shrugging. "Yup. I'm yours, no matter what."
His boyfriend looked at him for a minute, then grinned, leaning forwards to kiss him. "I don't deserve you."
"Likewise."
"I'm still a boy, though."
He grinned. "Good. Thought so."
Michael snickered, then sighed and looked back down at himself, frowning. "But this still isn't good."
"Why?"
"The bone structure isn't as strong." He said, matter-of-factly, and Jake smirked, raising an eyebrow at him.
"So, it makes you more delicate?"
Michael sighed, rolling his eyes. "Technically, yes."
"Good to know. Guess I'll have to be extra gentle." He grinned, and Michael slapped him lightly, huffing, but there was a smile twitching at the son of Apollo's lips.
"Shut up. I'm not fragile."
"Only to me."
"Shh. I'm fine. See?" He hit himself in the ribs, hard, and Jake paused, grabbing his boyfriend's hands and looking at him, unimpressed.
"Don't hurt yourself."
"I'm fine."
"Please."
Michael looked at him for a moment, then sighed and nodded, leaning his head on Jake's shoulder. Jake smiled, moving his hands back to the other's waist, secretly loving the feel of his boyfriend's curves, not disgusted in the slightest by the change, and instead enjoyed the way the son of Apollo did feel more delicate, in contrast to his normally hard, stony exterior. Michael was unbelievably strong in some ways, but in others he was much more fragile, particularly mentally, and Jake sometimes had to take the initiative, not that he minded, because in times like this, Michael let himself be taken care of, and the son of Hephaestus enjoyed it.
~~
He soon found out that the only downside to reassuring the son of Apollo that he loved the way he looked, was when Michael used that to his advantage, and managed to twist Jake into a complete mess, simply by losing a bet.
Michael had reluctantly informed him earlier in the day that he'd managed to lose a bet with Kayla, and she was making him pay the price at campfire. Therefore, Jake was expecting his boyfriend to be forced into playing his guitar during sing-along, or telling bad jokes onstage, or something else the son of Apollo would greatly dislike.
He did not expect him to walk in wearing his sister's clothes.
Michael was dragged into the amphitheater by a giggling Kayla, the son of Apollo wearing skinny jeans, a crop top, and his camp necklace tied around his bow, with only the bronze pendant Jake had given him on show. Jake felt his brain short-circuit as he looked at the other boy, noting how ridiculously good Michael looked in those clothes, with his slim figure and tanned skin shown off brilliantly. Nyssa whistled quietly next to him, nudging her brother in the ribs.
"Kay mentioned she was giving Mikey a glow up as punishment for losing, but I didn't think she'd be able to get him looking that good. Damn, when did he grow into his height like that?"
Jake just stared, completely and utterly entranced by the other boy. Kayla soon spotted him gaping, and nudged her brother, gesturing to Jake and grinning. Michael turned and spotted him, instantly blushing scarlet when he noticed the son of Hephaestus staring at him, and he smirked, winking at the other boy, which absolutely did not help with Jake's current state of mind. Nyssa snickered and poked him.
"Dude, you're basically drooling over him right now, you know that?"
Jake slowly peeled his eyes off his boyfriend, face bright red in embarrassment as he looked away, instead meeting Nyssa's eyes as his sister smirked at him. "I- shut up." He blushed, and Nyssa grinned.
"Wow. You really are a simp."
"Shut up! I just... didn't expect it. He looks good, though."
His sister smirked, looking back at the son of Apollo. "True. Since when did puberty hit him, my gods."
Jake snickered. "About a month ago. He was really upset, got his period and everything."
Nyssa winced. "Poor guy. Confused?"
"Nah, he knew what was going on. Just embarrassed, mostly. Disgusted by himself, which I wasn't okay with, but I think we've sorted it. He had to go to Ellie for period advice, which he was not happy about either."
"Hm. A late bloomer, clearly."
"Apparently so."
"He's grown into it, though. If he was a girl, he could totally pull that figure off. Damn."
"Yup." Jake was staring again, and he knew it. Michael seemed to be finding it endlessly amusing. Nyssa suddenly poked him again.
"Not gonna lie, I don't think you're the only one checking him out." She hummed, nodding to a boy that had slipped through the crowd to sit next to Michael, eyes trained on the son of Apollo's hips and waist. Jake scowled as he sat down beside Michael, much too close for anyone's comfort, and quite clearly started flirting, trying to touch the son of Apollo and wrap an arm around his waist. Michael, however, was not amused in the slightest, and Jake could see him snapping at the other boy and pushing him away. The camper didn't seem to get the hint and kept pushing, until Michael rolled his eyes and pointed to his necklace, then at Jake, who was glaring the guy down, resisting the urge to punch his face into a wall. Michael seemed quite amused by the angry fire blaring in his boyfriend's eyes, and eventually managed to shove the camper away, but Jake could still see far too many eyes on his boyfriend, and it made him grit his teeth. He'd never been a massively jealous person, but right now he was feeling seriously possessive; the urge to walk over, make out with the archer and hold him tightly, clear to everyone that the son of Apollo was his, becoming very strong in the back of his mind.
He just about managed to avoid that until the end of campfire, and then as everyone was packing up, the other boy just grinned at him and disappeared back to cabin seven, leaving Jake fuming as he returned to cabin nine. Jackass.
~~
"Hey."
Jake was sitting against one of the trees bordering the lake, just relaxing and watching some of the younger campers splash around in the water, until he heard a very familiar voice and looked up.
That was his first mistake.
Michael was stood next to him, grinning and leaning against the tree, wearing a similar outfit to the night before with low rise skinny jeans and a slightly cropped shirt. He was still wearing his bronze pendant, with his bow slung over his shoulder, and the son of Apollo looked absolutely amazing. Jake just stared at him for a moment, then shook his head and quickly looked away, training his eyes on one of the trees on the other side of the lake. Michael snickered, flopping down next to him, and Jake groaned internally. This wasn't going to end well for him. Michael just laughed. "Are you ignoring me?"
"No." Jake replied, continuing to stare at the trees. "Just not looking."
"Why?" He could hear Michael's grin in his voice, and he knew the other boy knew exactly what he was doing to Jake. Asshole.
"Because I can't have a conversation with you if I can't think straight. Literally."
Michael snickered, shuffling up so they were shoulder to shoulder, and Jake sighed heavily as the other boy spoke, smirking. "Do you like it?"
He huffed. "Too much, along with half of camp." He grumbled, and Michael snickered again.
"Jealous?"
"Unbelievably jealous. I was about ready to punch that guy last night."
He snorted. "Wasn't the nicest guy, I'll be honest. Bit touchy."
"Looked it."
"You wanted to kill him, didn't you?"
"Just a bit. Gods, I don't know what the fuck you've done to me, but I completely stopped working last night. You melted my brain into a puddle of sappy thoughts."
Michael laughed at that, but Jake had noticed a new camper, roughly their age, quite clearly checking Michael out with a smirk. He muttered something to his buddy, and then they were both staring at the son of Apollo and oh, Jake felt the possessive urges return. He just about managed to keep a cap on it, but Michael saw right through him and snickered, nudging the son of Hephaestus teasingly. "You alright there, Tool Boy?"
"No." He growled.
"And why's that?"
"Because there's about five other people checking you out here, and it's pissing me off."
"What are you going to do about it?"
He turned and saw the son of Apollo grinning at him innocently, and Jake sighed heavily, knowing the archer had got his way quite easily here, but he couldn't bring himself to care too much.
"Jackass." He muttered as he leant forwards, and Michael laughed as they kissed. It wasn't as long as Jake would have liked, considering there were about ten little kids in view, but it certainly did the job as Jake spotted several shocked or annoyed looks when they pulled away, much to his amusement. Michael snickered, and the son of Hephaestus hummed, gently grabbing the smaller boy and pulling him onto his lap before he could protest. Michael smirked, leaning back to look at him as Jake wound his arms around the archer's waist protectively, and Jake shrugged, smiling.
"Someone feeling a bit possessive?" The son of Apollo teased, grinning, and Jake hummed, watching the guys that had been checking Michael out huff and walk away, rolling their eyes. Good.
"Possibly. You're absolutely fucking beautiful." He murmured, resting his head on the smaller boy's shoulder, and Michael blushed brightly, but smiled.
"Does that mean I should borrow my sister's clothes more often?" He smirked, and Jake huffed.
"If you want me worked up into a complete mess on a daily basis." He grumbled, moving his hands to hold his boyfriend's waist, rubbing his thumbs along the other's sides and tracing his curves. "I'm glad you're embracing this, though."
Michael shrugged, humming and leaning into the son of Hephaestus' touch. "I thought over what you said. And then Carly walked in when I was changing and completely
freaked and made me play dress up with her and Kayla."
Jake snickered. "You enjoyed it, didn't you?"
"Hm." He shrugged. "Carly supposedly figured out what my best colour is or some shit. And apparently Kayla had wanted to put me in a bunch of random different outfits for a while now, so she loved it."
Jake smirked. On the one hand, it was hard to imagine Michael willingly playing dress up with his sisters, but on the other hand he knew the son of Apollo would do anything to see his siblings smile, so it wasn't all that surprising. "And what did Carly say your best colour was?"
"Green, apparently."
"Do you even own anything green?"
"Nope. I have no idea how she figured that out, but she made me wear a green shirt and... yeah, I kinda see her point."
Jake raised an eyebrow at that. Michael was never one to ever think he looked good in anything, particularly with his history with his body, but if he thought he looked decent in green... That was interesting. He wondered what magic Carly had done to make the son of Apollo like wearing something.
"Interesting. Is that another thing that's likely to make my brain fry?"
Michael snickered. "Yeah, probably."
"I'm happy you think it looks good on you." He grinned, pressing a kiss to the smaller boy's jaw, and Michael blushed.
"Shut up."
"Nope." He smirked, pressing another kiss to his boyfriend's jawline. "You're beautiful, and perfect, and amazing, and I'm the luckiest person ever because I get to date you and those losers don't."
Michael blushed brightly, his ears tinting red, and Jake grinned, amused by the reaction. Michael rolled his eyes, but kissed him anyway. "You're such a sap."
"You love it."
"Shut up."
~~
Jake frowned as he walked past the Apollo table at breakfast, noting Michael wasn't there, and looked at Lee in confusion. The older son of Apollo grimaced.
"He's back in the cabin. Not feeling well."
That made Jake frown. Michael rarely got sick- and never that badly either- it was a side effect of being the son of the god of sickness, so either Lee was lying, or his boyfriend was embarrassed and hadn't given his brother the true reason for why he was staying inside.
Jake popped in the Apollo cabin after breakfast to check on him, and found Michael curled up in a pile of blankets on his bed, holding his stomach and looking absolutely miserable. Jake walked over and carefully climbed the ladder, sitting next to the archer, and Michael looked at him for a minute, then sighed. "I'm fine, don't worry."
Jake raised an eyebrow. "If you were fine, you'd be outside. What's up?"
Michael huffed. "It's just- ugh." He winced, leaning forward slightly and wrapping his arms tighter around his waist in pain. Jake looked at him in concern.
"What is it? Why are you...?"
His boyfriend groaned quietly, head now on his knees as he rocked back and forth slightly.
"Nothing. Just..." He sighed. "Cramps."
"What, like stomach cramps, or- oh." Understanding dawned on the son of Hephaestus, and Michael groaned again, nodding.
"Yeah, fucking period cramps. Shit."
"Bad?"
"Really bad. I couldn't walk earlier. Lee did a scan and told me there wasn't much he could do, I just have to wait it out. Fuck-" He groaned again, cursing. "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck."
Jake winced, then looked around the cabin, searching for something. He hummed when he spotted what he was looking for, climbing down off the bed and walking over to grab a beanbag stuffed parrot. He wasn't sure whose it was, but he knew it was microwaveable, and that's all that mattered. He walked over to the small microwave they kept in the corner of cabin seven, used for reheating things or making hot packs for injuries, and plopped the parrot inside, pressing start. Michael looked at him in confusion.
"What are you doing?"
He shrugged. "Nyssa uses a hot water bottle to combat hers. Figured a parrot might work the same."
Michael raised an eyebrow. "You're microwaving Carly's parrot?"
"Mhm. The bean filled ones are like hot packs, just covered in fluff. Harls has a dragon one that Niss steals every so often."
The microwave beeped, and he pulled the parrot out, now very warm, and walked back over to Michael's bed, climbing up and flopping down next to the son of Apollo, passing him the parrot.
"Try it."
Michael looked at it. "What, I just hold it?" Jake smirked.
"No, you put it where it hurts, dummy."
"Oh. Right."
Michael took the parrot and placed it just below his stomach, curling back up again and humming happily. Jake smiled. "Better?"
"Yeah, actually. Thanks."
"Anytime. I am gonna get you a beanbag animal now, though. I don't want Carly to kill me for stealing hers."
Michael rolled his eyes. "I can get one myself, you know."
Jake smirked. "Where's the fun in that?"
Michael elbowed him and he snickered, then looked up as the door to the Apollo cabin opened and the rest of Michael's siblings walked in, not even noticing Jake and Michael until Sam turned and spotted them, grinning and placing his hands on his hips. "Mason. Are you trying to make a move on my brother?"
Michael rolled his eyes as Jake blushed. "No, dumbass."
"Oh, really?" Carly grinned. Jake smiled.
"I borrowed your parrot for Michael's cramps, hope you don't mind."
She looked at him for a minute, then smirked. "Ah, you're here on boyfriend duties. I see. It's fine, I use it for that anyway."
Michael huffed, and Ellie smiled, walking over and reaching up to ruffle his hair teasingly.
"Feeling better than earlier?"
He sighed. "Ish."
"Are they like, a stomach ache, or more like someone stabbing you?" Austin asked casually, flopping backwards onto his bed, and Lee suddenly grinned, moving to rummage through a cupboard in the back of the cabin.
"Why don't you try it?"
Kayla looked at him. "Sorry?"
"We have a machine that replicates the pain of a period cramp, because I convinced Chiron it could be useful for teaching people about why they are a valid excuse to skip on things."
Jake snorted. "To teach the Ares cabin, you mean?" Lee shrugged and Ellie hummed.
"Not Clarisse. She gets them bad."
Lee suddenly pulled a box out of the cupboard, blowing the dust off and smiling. "There it is. It has different settings, so why don't we get the people that experience them to put up their normal setting for the rest of us to try?"
Carly smirked. "Sure. I'll go first."
Lee explained how it worked; putting a pair of pads just below your stomach under your shirt and turning the knob up a notch at a time to reach the average pain scale. Carly hummed and placed the pads below her stomach, then turned the dial up slightly. She continued for a few notches until she started wincing, then stopped. "Five."
Kayla snatched it next, placing the pads on herself instead and turning up the dial until it hit her average and she winced. "Yeah, five."
Ellie was an eight, and Michael said that apparently he'd reached a break in his cramps, so he'd give it a go. The son of Apollo scrunched his face up as he turned the dial, flitting straight past five and eight, up to ten. There were fifteen notches on the scale, and Ellie stared at him as he grimaced in pain, taking the pads off quickly. âTen.â
âTen??â
He winced. âYeah.â
Austin wandered over, picking it up off Michaelâs bunk and walking over to Lee. âCan I try?â
Lee smiled at him, gesturing for his little brother to sit beside him on the bed as he talked him through it. Austin made it to a four, and he winced, looking at Kayla.
âYeah, I see your point.â
She hummed, nodding, and Ash grabbed the machine next, him and Sam sitting on Samâs bunk and messing with it for a bit. Ash made it to seven, grimacing, and Sam looked at Jake quickly. âDo you want to go next?â
Michael snickered. âGive it to Jake last in case he blows it up.â
Jake looked at him. âSeriously? Iâm not that bad.â
âJake, Iâm surprised you havenât seriously injured yourself yet with the amount of things youâve accidentally blown up this month.â
âHarsh.â
Ash snorted, passing the device to Sam. âJust take it while they argue like an old married couple.â
âHey!â
âMichael, heâs not wrong.â Kayla grinned, and Michael rolled his eyes, flipping his sister off and ignoring Leeâs dirty look at the action. Sam made it to eight, and Will got to six, then it was passed to Jake. He frowned as he turned it on, quickly noticing a problem with the electronics, and the rest of the room snickered as he pulled a screwdriver and a pair of pliers out of his pocket and quickly started fixing the problem, because it would annoy him if he didnât. Michael grinned, taking advantage of his distraction, and flicked the dial straight up to ten. Jake yelped, doubling over in pain, and a small explosion occurred, blowing up the device. He sighed heavily and sat back up after a moment, glaring daggers at his boyfriend, who smiled back innocently, nodding to the machine.
âI think thereâs something else for you to fix now.â
Jake huffed, swatting him on the head. âJackass.â
âLanguage!â
âI thought you werenât allowed to do that for me because you have no responsibility over me?â He smirked, ignoring the rest of Michaelâs siblings laughing at the blown up device while Lee raised an eyebrow at the son of Hephaestus. Carly snorted.
âYouâve basically become an extra sibling at this point, youâre in here that often. Plus,â She grinned. âBrother in law counts, doesnât it?â
Both Michael and Jake immediately blushed scarlet, and Michael waved his hands at his sister, scowling. âSlow down a bit, for fuckâs sake.â
âLanguage!â
âFuck off!â
Kayla snickered. âDibs on first speech at their wedding.â
Jake groaned as Will snickered. âOh, come on-â
âWhenâs the date? Gotta get my suit ready.â
âWill, I will pin you to an archery target.â
âYou canât even move right now.â
âWonât fucking stop me.â
âLanguage!â
âPiss off Lee!â
âFine, but Iâm walking you down the aisle.â
âLee!â Jake groaned again, ignoring Leeâs teasing smirk. âDonât encourage them! Weâre fifteen and sixteen!â
âOh yeah, youâre a pervert.â Carly nodded. âPreying on someone younger than you.â
Michael burst into laughter as Jake looked at the daughter of Apollo. âCarly, what the heck? Iâm five months older, not fifteen years.â
âYou never know.â
He scoffed. âYou never know- yes, because I look like Iâm thirty, clearly.â Michael was in fits of laughter, and Jake huffed, picking up the device and hopping off his boyfriendâs bunk, walking out the cabin and rolling his eyes at the teasing smirks. âGoodbye, Iâm going to fix your machine. Michael, you better eat lunch.â
âOoh, Mikey, youâve been called out for starving.â
âStarving?? Bitch, how many meals do you think Iâve missed?â
âLanguage!â
âOH MY GOD IâM FIFTEEN!â
âAUSTINâS ELEVEN!â
Jake snickered as he closed the door behind him, listening to the group bicker between themselves. Some things never changed.