Penguin anatomy is bullshit like look at this
Like what do you mean they have knees?? And the knees are just... tucked up????
That's just too much leg for a bird. Like imagine if you saw a penguin, it stared at you, and then just stood up like 6-12 inches taller and just started sprinting at you.
The avians of minecraft
Also know as: the squawk
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