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Doodles of the new ep kgkghkkhkhkgkg

I like to imagine that green went completely feral through the episode, like, completely lost it

THE NUMBER ONE GANG 🔥🔥🔥/jjj

Yellow: Hey everyone, what color shirt am I wearing?

Red: Gray

Second: Gray

Green: Gray

Purple: Grey

Yellow, turning to Blue: Now tell them what color you thought it was.

Blue, softly: Dark white...

Green: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Red: That's deep.

Blue: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.

Red: That's even deeper

Yellow: ...You guys are idiots.

Yellow: You either get your work done or you'll end up at McDonald's.

Red: We're going to McDonald's if I don't do my work?

Yellow: NO-

Red: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Red: And I started thinking.

Red: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Red: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Second: Anyone d-

Yellow: Depressed?

Blue: Drained?

Red: Dumb?

Green: Disliked?

Second: -done with their work… what is wrong with you people…

Red: I will swear word at you.

*out grocery shopping*

Red: *takes a free sample twice*

Red: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

Red: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!

Yellow: Green, why are you still in here?

Green: I'm contemplating what life really means, you know? I'm wondering whether we really have a purpose.

Yellow: ...

Green: ...

Green: Plus, Red glued me to the chair.

Red: What time is it?

Green: I dunno, pass me the clarinet

Red: *hands Green the clarinet*

Green: *starts playing obnoxiously*

Yellow: WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THE CLARINET AT 3AM?

Green: It's 3am

Yellow: Ducks are better than rabbits.

Red: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.

Blue: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.

Red: We’re not talking about flavour, Blue!

Blue: Flavour counts!

Red: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?

Second: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?

Red: Okay, but-

Second: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?

Green: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!

Red: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, GREEN!

Green: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, RED!

Yellow: I- Jesus-

Yellow: I’m the smartest person in my friend group.

Purple: You hang out with Red, Second, Green, and Blue.

Purple: It’s not as high a compliment as you think.

Red: If you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises, then I'm killing you.

Yellow: See, this never happens in spider solitaire for windows.

Red: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Yellow: A doll.

Blue: A cinnamon roll.

Green: A sweetheart.

Red:

Red: ...stop it.

Red: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Blue: They do.

Yellow: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

Green: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Yellow will and will not eat.

Red: Grass? Yes!

Green: Moss? Yes!!

Red: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Green: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Red: Worms? Sometimes!

Green: Rocks? Usually nah.

Red: Twigs? Usually!

Green: Blue's cooking? Inconclusive!

Second: How did you… test this?

Green: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

Second: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Purple: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Red: ...I did. I broke it.

Purple: No. No you didn't. Green?

Green: Don't look at me. Look at Yellow.

Yellow: What?! I didn't break it.

Green: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Yellow: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Green: Suspicious.

Yellow: No, it's not!

Second: If it matters, Blue was the last one to use it.

Blue: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Red: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Purple.

Purple: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Green: Purple... Yellow's been awfully quiet.

Yellow: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Purple, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Purple: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Purple:

Purple: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Purple: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers.

Red: That sounds like a challenge.

Purple: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.

Red: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!

Purple: There is no challenge!

Purple: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.

Red: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

Purple: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Blue: >:O language

Red: Yeah watch your fucking language

Yellow: Okay, who taught Red the fuck word?!

Green: 'The fuck word'.

Second: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Green: Oh my god they censored it

Purple: Say fuck, Second.

Red: Do it, Second. Say fuck.

Yellow: Love makes people do stupid things.

Red: I love everything!

Yellow: That explains a lot.

Yellow: *very seriously* You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.

Red: I went to the park today.

Yellow: There you go! I hope you got something from that.

Red: *opening their coat* This duck.

Second: A SPIDEEER!!!!!!

Yellow: KILL IT! SMASH IT!

Green: BURN IT!

Second: STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE SHOTGUN!

Red: Awww, it’s so cute! Look at it!

Red: Which way did Green go?

Yellow: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.

Red: You could really figure it out from that?

Yellow: No, you idiot, Green sent me a text.

Red: Yellow, I want a bedtime story!

Yellow: I’m busy, Red. I’ll tell you one tomorrow.

Red: If you don’t tell me a story, I won’t go to bed!

Yellow: Once upon a time, there was a person named Red, who always wanted things their way. One day, their friends got sick of it and locked them in the basement for the rest of their life. Everyone else lived happily ever after. The end.

Red: I don’t like these stories with morals.

Red: Give me everything you’ve got!

Purple: All your friends secretly hate you.

Red: Wait, what?

Purple: I’ve got anxiety.

Purple: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

Yellow, watching Green screaming, Red trying to set a sleeping Second on fire, and Blue choking on air: I don't know either.

Red: Why is Blue making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Yellow!

Yellow: It’s because I’m Blue’s favorite.

Red: I hate you.