*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*
Blue, Purple, and Second: *spinning a little and talking*
Green, Red, and Yellow: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
Yellow: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Red without them noticing?
Green: Hey, Red, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Red: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Yellow: ...
Purple: Red, why are you crying?
Red: This book is so sad!!
Purple, picking it up: But this is my diary-
Kidnapper: I have one of your friends.
Second: Which one? I have seven.
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.
Second: Which one? I have seven.
Red, distantly: HEY!!!
Red: Yellow's amazing at concentrating. Once they start reading, the only way they’ll notice you is if you take their book away. Not even if you hit them or shake them!
Blue: That was them ignoring you.
Red: So, Purple, do you have a crush on anyone?
Purple: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.
Yellow: I had to pick up Red early.
Blue: That’s alright. Have they been sick?
Yellow: No, not sick, they’re just very upset because they’ve had a hard day.
Blue: Wait, why did they have a hard day?
Yellow: They took their two pet snails to school with them today, and they had the snails in their book bag. They let out the snails by the sink in the back of the classroom for some exercise, and someone visiting the class that day thought they were snails that had come inside from the playground, so they threw Red’s snails out the window.
Blue: Oh my god.
Yellow: I know you are laughing, Blue, but please act sad about it when we get home today.
Blue: I’ll try but that is hilarious.
Yellow: Yeah, I know. Stupid pet snails.
Yellow: I’m trying not to let Red see me laugh.
Red: Do you see yourself as a glass half-full or glass half-empty kind of person?
Purple: Half-full, definitely.
Purple: Half-full and constantly rising.
Purple: Soon the water will escape its container and consume us all.