Awesamdude - Blog Posts
So ! Today’s stream was a banger, so very good uh 👊👊 Sam 😥 .....
Hey guys! New cod bot!!
Some backstory:
In this bot you and Simon are enemies, you end up falling asleep on his shoulder and when Soap tries to disrupt. Ghost quickly speaks up before soap could bother.
P.s!!!
For my dsmp and genshin fans, I have a whole lot of dsmp and a few genshin bots!
And for my cod fans, I have the bot I just linked AND I have another one for Simon riley
Which is:
SUMMARY!
You and Ghost are childhood friends, but due to college and other problems, you guys had to separate. Now you were joining the task force 141, and Simon recognized you because of the necklace you had on that he gave you.
⚝ The hero, the dragon, and the hunters ⚝
On of my old pieces I made for the #HeavenlyBodiesCollab organized by the lovely @/theftshrubbery (not sure if I should tag them or not, I don't want to bother them) I still love it a lot :3
My other piece -> Martyr
DSMP Sanders Sides AU?
This is an AU me and my friend came up with (they don’t have a tumblr, if they do get one I’ll tag them), this is very much a Work in progress (W.I.P), but we’ve had some fun with it. The basic premise is that every member of the SMP has their own sides. It’s a known fact, so it’s not weird to see someone talking to themself. People can’t see each other's sides, you can only see your own, (Tommy can’t see Ranboo’s sides, but Ranboo can see his own sides) (I hope that makes sense) I won’t go too in depth in this post, just a basic overview of what me and my friend came up with. We haven’t done all the characters in the SMP, these are all the ones we’ve done so far.
The characters we have done and their sides are under the cut.
Starting off with Tommy sides, we have: Tommy has two Chaos sides, Disk Innit, and Patriot Innit. Disk Innit embodies mostly harmless fun, mainly when Tommy started the drug van with Wilbur, the cartel, and silly money making schemes that tend to involve drug dealers. Disk Innit doesn’t want to hurt anyone, he just wants to annoy them or make them laugh. Patriot Innit is a different story. He causes problems on purpose, and likes to cause others issues. Patriot Innit is the one who gets into the wars and conflicts, and even starts them. However, he is very loyal, and will fight for what he cares for till the very end. Loud Innit is the embodiment of just how much Tommy screams and yells, and other such things. He embodies the need for attention, for people to see Tommy and acknowledge him. He hates being ignored, and people disagreeing with him. He’s known to buddy up with both chaos sides a lot. Clingy Innit is well, Tommy’s clingy side. He’s a very shy side, and doesn’t fully interact as much. He’s the one who calls others clingy, and when people call him out for being clingy, Clingy Innit will back off fast (mostly replaced with a chaos side or Loud Innit). Clingy Innit hates the idea of losing those he cares for, and has strong opinions about everyone. They buddy up with Loud Innit sometimes when they’re feeling brave, which isn’t often. Finally, we have Exile Innit. This is the side that deals with most of Tommy’s trauma. He’s the fight or flight, the one who eats the gapples when he feels the slightest bit of danger, the panic from an unexpected noise. He’s the opposite of Loud Innit, preferring to slink away and keep safe rather than be seen or heard in fear of being hurt again. He rarely works with the other sides, preferring to stay secluded.
Then we have Awesamdude. His sides are: Dad, the one who cares a lot about any of the children on the server, mostly Tommy. He worries about Tommy constantly, and is very protective over him and the other children. He is stubborn and refuses to give up on those he cares for. Warden, the one who runs the prison. He’s strict, uncaring, and his top priority is the prison and making sure Dream doesn’t escape. He does care about the others, but they're not his top priority. Warden doesn’t get along with the other sides, he wants to, but he puts his job first. So he’ll listen to the other sides when he can, as long as it doesn’t hinder his work. He and Dad have a rocky relationship, Dad thinks he could care more, Warden thinks Dad cares too much about the others. Then he has Valentine. Valentine cares deeply for Ponk, and wants to save him from the egg, and to spend as much time as he can with Ponk. Valentine and Dad get along, but Valentine and Warden have a horrible relationship, and have even gotten into physical fights with each other. Sam has a hard time with his sides, as they never seem to get along, and it makes things much harder than it has to be.
Badboyhalo’s sides are: Wholesomeboyhalo, a kind hearted and sweet demon. He just wants to make sure everything is kid friendly and doesn’t like conflict that much. He cares deeply for his friends as well. Wholesomeboyhalo represents just the overall vibe that BBH wants to keep around himself, where people are happy and don’t make crude or mean jokes. He’s happy most of the time, and a joy to be around. Annoyedboyhalo is the side for whenever BBH gets annoyed about anything. He’s quick to call people out and not afraid to yell. He and Wholesomeboyhalo are friends, as annoyedboyhalo wants to keep wholesome happy, and mostly shows up whenever someone curses or is crude. He’s also very petty, and almost constantly stressed out. He needs sleep. LANGUAGEboyhalo wasn’t originally a side. He was kind of the fusion of Wholesome and Annoyed, and with it being common for them to work at the same time when yelling at anyone who makes an adult joke or says any curse words, LANGUAGE just, ended up popping into existence to fill the role. LANGUAGEboyhalo shows up whenever someone curses or says anything suggestive. He gets along with Wholesomeboyhalo and Annoyedboyhalo, though he doesn’t like Tommy. Piningboyhalo came around when they met Skeppy, mainly because of how Skeppy and Bad’s lives are intertwined. He cares deeply for Skeppy and is very protective as well. He’s also been nicknamed ‘clingyboyhalo’ and ‘jealousboyhalo’, and has given up on fighting the nicknames. He’s willing to do anything to keep Skeppy safe. Anything. Dadboyhalo is a combination of when Wholesome and LANGUAGE have influence. He isn’t an actual side, but is distinct enough to have the nickname. Typically ‘shows up’ when Sapnap is around. T̹̅-̱͍̠̼̎͐̈̈́_̧̤̟́̿̚ ̧̧͈̥̬̏̈͊̐͘5̣̪̰̇̿͞!̭͛ ͔͖̺̳̓̅̿͡ ̛̹͇͒̍͟_̳̣̝̩͙̈́͆̒̑̒
We also have Skeppy’s: Clingy is very attached to all of Skeppy’s friends, and willing to fight for them to the death. He’s the one who is connected to BBH’s life, and the one who gets jealous over things. He doesn’t like even the idea of losing the people he cares for. Chaos, also known as Chaos in Control, or Let’s Cause Problems on Purpose, is Skeppy’s chaotic side. He likes to crack jokes, make pranks, and in general be absolutely feral. He and clingy sometimes butt heads, as his antics get’s Bad angry, and that makes Clingy sad. Flirt is an interesting side. Flirt only flirts with BBH, which is odd, because there are no sides that have only one purpose. Flirt likes to hang out with Chaos, when they team up it typically ends in an angry BBH, but Flirt seems to get distant after that. Skeppy and the others don’t really like to talk with flirt often. No one asks about the side. _͚̦͕̑́͂7̪̼́̎͑ͅ-̡̨̗̥̔̓̓͡ ͔̤̼͊̀̉̓͢3͈̺͓̞̇͐͐̾g̡̘̏͆͒ͅ_̨̹̼̙̓̈́̄̎
may i request eret, quackity, sam and foolish comforting reader? thanks x
Of course! Take care anon xx
Eret
His entire presence is comforting in and of itself. They are just a very good person to be around in general if you need calming down.
Eret has a very natural sort of peace-keeping personality that he'd definitely be very good with angry-sad people.
Her voice is just very soothing and she's got a few breathing exercises memorized.
Eret also has a bunch of extra candy laying around that he's not afraid of using to make you feel better, because you're not you when you're hungry.
That's not to say they're used to it though, they can and will startle pretty easily
As long as they care about you though, she'd still try to help anyways!
Quackity
He pulls a lot of the same tricks my Mexican mother pulls when I'm upset.
Which is essentially talking loudly over you and pretending you're not upset until it works.
Okay, jokes aside Quackity is very awkward around crying people so as long as your liquids are inside of you, he's good to go.
Quackity is very much of the mindset of 'comforting distractions' to take your mind off what's making you upset.
With jokes, stories, or even singing if that helps, though his default is Mexican lullabies (they're super effective, I can personally vouch)
He's also someone who'd set up an entire blanket fort just to platonically cuddle you.
but only because he read somewhere that hugs are supposed to make you feel better (pls don't tell this man otherwise, Quackity couldn't take it, he'd instantly explode and then you'd have to comfort him)
You can't rant to him though, he will have a million and one things to say
Sam
Sam is actually really good at handling people, even upset people
He's sort of just a natural, very empathetic and caring.
Not to say Sam does it very often, but he always tries to be there and let everyone know it
he's just naturally good at reading the room and catering to your needs
Need to eat your feelings? Sam has snacks! Need really shitty romance movies and a good cry? He quite literally has hundreds and tissues, go off.
A bit awkward with physical affection but always willing as long as you don't bully him too much for it
He's also a very good listener if you need to rant, Sam is also very good at giving advice (unless it's romantic, don't ask)
Sam just cares a lot, please do the same for him because he deserves it
Foolish
This man is a mess
Foolish will definitely try his best to comfort you, I can promise you that
Will it work? Probably not, this man sucks at genuine comfort
Unless his fumbling comforts you, in which case: He's amazing!
Does try really hard to be there for you and Foolish will definitely make a million stops at stores looking for your favourite comfort candy
He's the type to look up wiki-hows for comforting people but with his luck, it's a coin toss for making it worse or somehow fixing it
Has his sister and mom on speeddial and WILL rely on them for help in the event that he does, in fact, make it worse by using wiki-how
He does put a lot of effort into trying though so please let him know you appreciate that! (And also don't let Foolish try comforting anyone ever again)
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[Wow, I haven't posted anything for two months. A lots happened, certain things hit me real hard and life is quite possibly peak stressful right now. I'd just like to say that I hope all of you are doing well and taking care of yourselves.]
[I'm currently in the process of switching therapists and things are wack so I'm really sorry that I stopped writing for so long. I am healthy and taking care of myself so no one has to worry. I'd love it if all of you could consider donating to curesaracome.org and continue spreading Techno's memory.]
[That's all for now so take care.]
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i can't believe i MISSED mcc18 wth >:(
i missed it,,,,,
AND a lore stream oh my funkcng GOD
I MAKE MY OWN CANON
He didn't mean to kill him - it was was an accident he swears!
He didn't mean to kill George, he didn't see the creeper.
That's what he thought he'd say at trial when faced in front of the entire SMP, isn't that what the trial was for?
He had been coming from Kinoko Kingdom, in secret from the other members - they didn't know he visited, he was only checking on Foolish. The God had been taking a break from the mansion and Ranboo knew that without checking up on him, the God would work himself to the bone but today he wasn't there - just thinking that Foolish had taken Jr on a small trip.
George had been walking past just as a creeper began to explode behind Ranboo, none of them saw it. George died. Ranboo survived. He thought that they'd blame him for not seeing the creeper earlier.
Turns out that wasn't the crime.
The community house was blown up again. Second time running. Puffy was guilty - he knew that, he was there when it blew up. She never spoke up. She wasn't even there. Was she with Foolish? Nobody would listen to him.
Tubbo, his husband, looked so disappointed. He doesn't know about the enderstate. They'd had an argument about it. A bad one. Ranboo had tried explaining the state but Tubbo didn't believe him. Nobody else on the server had this issue so why would he? The fight hurt. A lot. After, he fled to his house at the Arctic - it's not his home. Tubbo and Michael are his home. They hadn't spoke since then - it's only been a couple days.
Sam was the judge. Dream was less protected. Tommy was more on edge.
"Ranboo, you have been found-"
Please not guilty
Please not guilty
He wanted to apologise to Tubbo
He wanted to go home
"-guilty of blowning up the community house. You are exiled until we see fit."
No...no!
This isn't how it was meant to go.
He had pulled against the restraints to try and get free before looking at Sam for the last time, "Can I speak to Tubbo? In private?"
The request was refused until Tommy stepped in, "Sam, I'll go with them. I can protect me and Tubbo, plus I want to speak to him before exile."
Request accepted and he was pulled into another room.
Tubbo was crying.
Ranboo was hugged- it hurt - tears hurt.
Apologies were everywhere.
Tommy had asked why he did it - he didn't have any answers.
It was Quackity that had taken him to exile.
He had escaped as soon as Quackity looked at his phone.
He fled to the arctic.
He told Phil and Techno what had happened.
They denied ever seeing him when the SMP came looking.
Ranboo didn't know that Tubbo came later, no armour or weapons, begging to know if they had seen him. Tubbo wanted him safe. He didn't want another Tommy situation. They told him his location. Tubbo never visited in case the SMP followed him but sometimes Michael showed up for a couple hours before Phil took him away. Michael told him about Foolish being around more often, he had caught conversation about Ranboo killing Foolish if Tubbo was hurt but didn't understand.
That was a year ago.
He is returning from exile. Angry. Hurt. The SMP had shown up yesterday and had taken Phil and Techno away from him and now he is coming back for vengeance.
Full maxed out netherite. Every golden apple in the Arctic. Strength potions. Totems. Carl.
He had never been more prepared for a war and thats what he is bringing to them. Don't mess with his family.
What the fuck just happened?!
DSMP Small Town AU
ok so this is gonna be clumsy and probably a little ooc at times, but I made an AU!!!! this is just the basic idea cause I couldn’t figure out how to put down everything I had, but I’ll add the other bits in other posts. Ask me anything, suggest headcanons, go nuts! Inspired by @dazenightmare’s store au, so check them out, but anyway here goes nothing!
Phil, Techno, Ranboo, Tommy, and Tubbo work at Techno’s garden supply store
Techno is the owner, but he leaves most of the managerial stuff to Phil
Wilbur sometimes helps out
They play unassuming videogame music over the store sound system. Tommy snuck Pigstep onto the playlist, and he and Techno rap to it sometimes
Tubbo likes to watch the bees in the flower bushes
Techno has a potato plant in his office that’s older than Tommy and has produced ungodly amounts of potatoes
The garden store doesn't have a uniform/dress code because it's just whatever Phil will let them leave the house in
Tommy and Tubbo once made a fort out of bags of mulch
Wilbur, Fundy, Niki, and Quackity work at Wilbur’s pawn shop
It’s kinda the hangout place
Their “uniform” is a flannel.
Wilbur blasts closing time by semisonic to tell his employees to go home
Quackity creates a civilization in the unexplored back corner of the pawn shop and manages to kidnap most of the candy store staff plus Karl. Wilbur is incredibly confused
Friend is a stuffed sheep that showed up at the shop one day and Wilbur took one look at it and went “this is the entire backbone of my emotional stability now”
Tommy and Tubbo sometimes help out
Tubbo likes the rotary dial phone and Tommy likes the spoons
Someone pawned a set of boomwhackers. Chaos followed
Bad, Skeppy, Ant, and Sam work at the Nook Cafe
It kind of becomes a place that moms can leave their kids at while they run errands because they’ll be taken care of
Skeppy acts out little stories for the kids. He always asks the kids who should be his princess in the stories and they always say Bad. Bad protests every time but always gets into it and has fun with the kids and Skeppy
Bad bakes the kids treats
There’s this one little boy who is just constantly clinging to Antfrost. He wears a cat hoodie
Sam keeps their appliances running
They have one coffee machine that Sam has been wrestling to keep running for years. Bad refuses to replace it because Skeppy named it
Dream, Sapnap, and George work at the candy store
Dream is just managing in place of the absentee owners
George handles the chocolate because he’s colorblind
Sapnap likes giving kids free samples
Dream is good at making old fashioned hard candies
Sapnap gets mesmerized by the taffy puller often
Someone shows one of them candy store from heathers and now all three of them sing it or catch themselves humming it all the time
Karl is an author, Puffy owns a flowershop, Shlatt is Fundy and Quackity’s landlord, Eret drives the town’s singular taxi, and Purpled makes money running errands for the townsfolk and various businesses in town.
I’ll post more about this, but feel free ask about it or share ideas!!