Azriel Spymaster - Blog Posts
Update: I fucked up. He’s listening to the ACTED OUT AUDIO BOOK
Y’all….
I’m talking to this really cute guy and I happened to mention that I’m really in to ACOTAR and then he starts reading it???? So he can talk about it with me???? I’m cooked 💀
When I get excited or really into a groove while reading sometimes the words jumble together on page. I always end up reading the description of Azriel’s hands as sacred instead of scarred. I think that’s fitting
“Sarah J Maas is definitely gonna announce the new Acotar book this year!” - me in 2024 🤓
(Me in 2025 😭)
My fav is the guy who’s literal job is to torture people 🥰🦇🥰
we should all stop trying to justify rhys being a good person or cassian being a good person and instead just accept that they all kinda suck as people and we should just choose our fav criminal to stan
Since when does Pinterest let you make collages???
Please excuse me as I make several dozen collages of my husband 🦇
Me when my fictional husband ends up with nobody and is sad and unloved: 👿😣😡
Me when my fictional husband ends up happy but is with someone who isn’t me: 😭🤷♀️😭
Eris 🤝 Tamlin 🤝 Azriel 🤝 Cassian
“Like him” - Tyler the Creator
“She said that I make expressions like him
My legs to my shoulders to my chin like him
My waist and my posture like him”
What I think Azriel’s shadows would look like 🦇
I think most of my problems would be solved if l could watch Azriel and Cassian spar (shirtless)(sweaty)
Elriel this and gwynriel that…
Naah, after ACOSF l think Nesta deserves at least one replication of that one fantasy (you know the one 🫣
I recently learned that I can lock my likes
And now nothing is stopping me from liking the ungodly amount of smutty Azriel fanfiction I read
It’s a damn shame Sarah J Maas has never elaborated on the bat boys tattoos in ACOTAR.
Like we know they have the tribal tattoos and Rhys has the mating ones and the ones on his knees
But I KNOW she’s keeping Azriel’s thigh and waist tattoos from me!
I need a diagrams.
I need the next book to have one of those in jacket lined art covers with diagrams of the tattoos
My favorite part about Azriel’s bonus chapter is how fucking awkward he is.
He does not catch one break. At one point he’s even like “Damn, I need to say something else that was not a socially acceptable answer 😰”
And I swear if that isn’t my own internal monologue constantly
I just know Azriel would love Maneskin
I cannot stress this enough
When Azriel eventually does have a romance plot line I NEED it to have k-drama level pining and angst.
Don’t get me wrong ACOSF was fun and all but you know what would be more fun???
Azriel acting like a leading man in a K-drama. Sad backstory. Stoic but kind. Trying to be indifferent meanwhile he’s suffocating under the weight of his feelings
SARAH JANET MAAS!
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANNOUNCE THE ACOTAR 6 RELEASE DATE?????
Please…
I need a hyper fixation 🥺
Allergies I think ACOTAR characters have (canon/not canon)
Nesta- pollen
Cassian- pollen
Feyre- dairy
Rhys- cats
Azriel- tree nuts
Tamlin- eggs
Gwyn- soy
Elain- ants
Eris- shellfish
Helion- latex
Amren- people
Mor- wheat
Azriel is such a thoughtful and personal gift giver…
He went all the way to the continent to get Feyre special paints
He paid attention to Nesta and knew she would love/benefit from a reading light
When he picked out a gift for Elain he got her a stained glass rose necklace
Whether you think they (elriel) are the right fit or not you gotta kinda admit that it was sweet he shows his love and admiration for the Archerons through gifts 🎁
I really wish that the fae in Acotar were a bit more wild. A little freaky if you will. I wish they acted more feral and like the fae from myths. It would be more fun I think
What was SJM thinking when she made Illyrians a race with BAT LIKE WINGS live in the freezing mountains of the night court???
Bats have a large surface area because of their membranous wings
They lose heat very fast and that’s why they thrive in warm climates
They would all be freezing or dead
I can’t remember when/where but I think SJM said that TOG and ACOTAR are happening at the same time. But TOG ends with “in a kingdom long since burned to ash”. So does that mean ACOTAR is also in “the past”?
That makes me wonder….
- Who was the first of the inner circle to die?
- When did Nyx become high lord?
- Did he ever form his own inner circle?
- If Rhys/Feyre were the first to die then did Azriel/Cassian/Nesta/Amren/Mor all serve under Nyx as he became highlord?
Just some sad thoughts 😔