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So in brooklyn 99 we all know Jake gives off the biggest bi vibes in the world so what if he actually is bi but represses the hell out of it because his dad was abusive towards gay people and anyone of the LGBTQ community his whole childhood despite never coming out to him so Jake decided that that's not a part of him even though it is
Dumb shit my friends have said
Im not gonna have names of the people
With great power comes great booty bitches
Broom broom bitch/toot toot motherfuckers/honk honk hoes
I want the gay one
Two bitches and a flying cooch
I will kick you so hard that your vertebrae will come out of you like a peez dispenser
Im too single for life/ no life is too single for you.
The straightest people are always the ones who act the most gayest/Being a gay architect is hard, none of the lines are straight/Being gay isnt as straightforward as people think/Life is lesbian/The ruler is the straightest thing in the room/The gays are the days/Lesbians are coming/Die Hate and cry/Home is where the bricks are/Dam they must've really hated gays before the 1980s, they even took the colours out of their tv's
You never know that god hasn’t had sex he could be the too shagger
Pleased is the tism
You’re as mentally stable as an earthquake
The sock makes it even more of a no.
Why does my hair have to be crustier than the bacon of an obese kid
I think I deserve a break.../Yeah you do but not from life
Just stop dying/simple./say no to death
They have the ability to sense boobs from miles away…/it’s true
why doesn't anyone talk about how charles woke up and said "it's time" when amy finds out she's pregnant and she says this to jake?
AFTER THIS FUCKING SCENE...
“I just know”
The moment I saw the two of them together, I couldn't not think of this.
I might be cooking up an AU....
Kotlc x b99
Glimmer: what kind of a woman doesn't have an axe?
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Keefe: there is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.
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Sophie: I'm wired to thrive on dysfunction
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Fitz: I want someone to take me out
Tam: like on a date or with a sniper?
Fitz: surprise me
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Mr. Forkle to iggy in neverseen: do not blow this for us
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Biana: I think I just got stabbed by that guy
Fitz: oh yeah you did. You definitely did.
Dex: what's up? I got your text- oh my god biana there is a knife in you!!
Dex: Fitz did you stab biana?
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Linh: life is a party and I'm the piñata
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Fintan (in his ice prison): I'm not totally useless
Fintan: I can be used as a bad example
Marella: I can see that
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Maruca: how was i supposed to know there'd be consequences to my actions?
Wylie: *sighs*
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Sophie whenever something goes wrong: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
put these two in a room together and see what happens
RON AND HERMIONE
i feel like it is like them bc they love bickering the other like this
01x15 Operation: Broken Feather Brooklyn Nine-Nine
“Bye Rosa! I mean not bi but bye! I mean, see ya!” —Charles Boyle, 2017
I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS DRAWING!! I’m in love with the entire cast and cannot wait for season 6!!
Just found out André Baugher died.
I must go to my lair now to sulk.
Janet's made up bf Derek from the season 2 is literally high adrian pimento from b99. I laughed out loud when I saw the dude
"Every time someone steps up and says who they are the world becomes a better, more interesting place." 🫶🏳️🌈
My tribute to Andre Braugher, thank you for Captain Raymond Holt ❤️✨
Can someone please tell me what episode is this from, I'm losing my mind
Did you just... incorrect quote my favourite show... and crossover it with my other favourite show?? This is the best thing ever??? (BTW this is B99 from the crossover moment with New Girl)
Original text post by @incorrectzukka
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Brooklyn 99 Headers
God I miss them 😭
I can't I just can't 🥺
𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘭𝘺𝘯 𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 || 7𝘹13 || 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 || 2020
OMG 😭
𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘭𝘺𝘯 𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 || 7𝘹13 || 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 || 2020
I said,
Who's dat mama looking so cool?
I'm that mama looking so cool!
𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘭𝘺𝘯 𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 || 7𝘹12 || 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘮 || 2020
stroller is the new sexy...
𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘭𝘺𝘯 𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 || 7𝘹12 || 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘮 || 2020
As always...
𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘭𝘺𝘯 𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 || 7𝘹12 || 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘮 || 2020
The way she's a munchkin.
Queen Rosa!
Mommy Amy such a baby in 7x11
𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘭𝘺𝘯 𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 || 7𝘹11 || 𝘷𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 || 2020
It's a boy guys!
𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘭𝘺𝘯 𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 || 7𝘹10 || 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘢 || 2020
We're having a green???
𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘭𝘺𝘯 𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 || 7𝘹10 || 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘢 || 2020
Pregnancy Reveal!
Brooklyn Nine-Nine is on TONIGHT at 8:30/7:30c on NBC.
𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘭𝘺𝘯 𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 || 7𝘹10 || 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘢 || 2020
Will you f with me?
Jake Peralta I will f with you
Happy April Fools!