Glimmer: what kind of a woman doesn't have an axe?
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Keefe: there is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.
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Sophie: I'm wired to thrive on dysfunction
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Fitz: I want someone to take me out
Tam: like on a date or with a sniper?
Fitz: surprise me
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Mr. Forkle to iggy in neverseen: do not blow this for us
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Biana: I think I just got stabbed by that guy
Fitz: oh yeah you did. You definitely did.
Dex: what's up? I got your text- oh my god biana there is a knife in you!!
Dex: Fitz did you stab biana?
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Linh: life is a party and I'm the piñata
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Fintan (in his ice prison): I'm not totally useless
Fintan: I can be used as a bad example
Marella: I can see that
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Maruca: how was i supposed to know there'd be consequences to my actions?
Wylie: *sighs*
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Sophie whenever something goes wrong: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
There should be a reality show on the elvin families before sophie.
Show me grady being fatherly with brant but also threatening him! Show me edaline disapproving of jolie and brant but loving them anyway! Show me kesler and juline showing middle fingers to the matchmakers and the councilors! Show me the councilors trying to make laws against each other (somebody ate all the mallowmelt)! Show me Cassius being an arrogant bitch ! Show me unicorns flinging shit at the hekses! Show me alden and della reading alvar bedtime stories! Show me prentice making wylie practice some mind defenses! Show me tiergen and leto accidentally giving some info on this "supposed" rebellion !
I probably can't fit all of the things i want to see but pLS
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63113431/chapters/162684679