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bible fanart? do you mean

THE SISTINE CHAPEL?

I just wanted to play water demons... (I wish I would stop tanning already)

Multiplayer fun

Uhhhh interesting detail from the x-files wiki

He’s past the point of nooo return!

On this day: January 10, 49 BCE

Julius Caesar led a single legion south over the Rubicon from Cisalpine Gaul to Italy. In doing so, he broke the law on imperium and ignited civil war.

When you try looking intimidating while questioning your friend if they have a crush

opposing lawyer, pointing at me: you're a MURDERER

me: murderer??? i hardly know her!

jury: *laughs*

my lawyer: please give her the death penalty.

You know what TFA Megatron would be if he had sparklings?

A HELICOPTER PARENT