yesterday there was a comically funny series of bad things that happened and I like to believe all my bad luck was being thrown at me so I'd have a better year, like some god or entity is like "Oh fuck this bitch hasn't used all his bad luck just pour it all out it needs to reset before midnight FUUUUCCCKKK!!!!"
What a year this week has been.
I never understood why the Hindi word for brother-in-law, "saalaa", doubles as a casual, not quite swearing insult. I thought maybe it was because there's codified hatred for in-laws in many cultures.
I just figured out a much more plausible theory. The Hindi swear word equivalent for "mother****er" is "bhenchod". Sister-****er.
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(If you know better, please correct me!)