Bai Wuxiang - Blog Posts
Tgcf book 5 is so funny to me because everyone is like “we have to keep this on the down low, we can’t let the ghosts know there’s a heavenly official infiltrating Mount Tonglu” and then everyone and their mother shows up for one reason or another and everyone is just like “yeah, this is fine”
For the past two months I have been explaining the plot of TGCF (or as he calls it: "the gay man lore™") to a friend of mine. I have heavily condensed the plot and we are still not done. Though I would like to tell you all the alternate names he has come up with
Xie Lian = Jay Leno
Hua Cheng = Little red ridding hood
San Lang = Little red vibing hood
Hong Hong-er = kys kid
Wu Ming = gaster the royal scientists
Feng Xin = thing one
Mu Qing = thing two
Nan Feng = thing three
Fu Yao = Thing four
Qi Ying = autism god
Yin Yu = low tier god
Lang Qianqiu = headband guy
Pei Ming = womanizer
Yushi Huang = Susie Deltarune
Lang Ying = Springtrap
Ban Yu = specific girl
Pei Lang = specific boy
Shi Qingxuan = Scott the woz
Shi Wudu = don't lose your head wudu
Black water = Black water
Qi Rong = pac man
Gu Zi = mochi
Jun Wu = Jesus
Ling Wen = female Shakespeare
Mei Nian Qing= gambling man
四大害 | Four Great Calamities
Yesterday, at class, my teacher made us sing an old children song we used to sing in kindergarten about staying quiet at classes, is in spanish but here's the lyrics
"Un candadito nos vamos a poner
¡Y el que se lo quite va a perder!
¡Uno! ¡Dos! ¡Tres!"
And we mimick the action of putting a lock on our lips and throwing the key away and pooof! The idea of drawing white no face got to me.
Heaven official's blessing has me in a chokehold right now so here's the 3 ghost kings (and Qi Rong)
Might color this later but it's like this for now
And here's the sketches cause why not