Banana Pudding... - Blog Posts

forget howl lets talk about the real Stealer of the Show, spicy mama Prince Justin. how about a little fire scarecrow indeed mmmm 

i mentally wrote this post in the shower because i remembered him being a lot cuter but now i realize he looks like anthropomorphic banana pudding. well the lesson here is that we tried. prince justin tried and i think that’s something we can all relate to. sometimes you come out on top and sometimes you’re delicious custard 

"I am Worm Horse, and I... I am sad."

"Why are you sad, Worm Horse?" "Because! I have no legs!"

"Oh... Well that's okay!"

"I lost my legs in the war!" "(gasp) The war?!"

"Yes! The great pirate war!" "No. No pirates."

"The great pirate war!" "If you keep talking about pirates, I will punch you."

...

"I fought bravely, but I could not run fast enough-"

"They took my legs! There was blood everywhere!"

"Oh no, ew, no blood! Blood is disgusting!" "No? It's cool! (laughing)"

"Well, Banana Pudding is here to save the day!"

"With his magical feet he dances around with, he will dance all over Worm Horse and make him feel better!"

"And then... There will be more blood!"

Please leave Worm Horse alone, he doesn't need more blood. :((

I know the Worm Horse comparison/foreshadowing has been pointed out a million times before, but I love it (and hate it) so much that I had to do this. Here's to hoping there will not actually be more blood for Worm Horse.