Barret Wallace - Blog Posts
started the original final fantasy seven. everyone is SO MISOGYNISTIC??? i said i was scared when i was going to fall off of a FREAKING MAKO REACTOR (#5, if it wasn't obvious) and barret told me to "stop crying like a girl" OH MY GOD?? YOU DO IT??!!! YOU HANG OFF THE EDGE AND DON'T BE SCARED??!!! WHAT.
also i HATE this weird tifa-aerith beef. i DEFINITELY prefer whatever they have going on in the remake continuity. please stop bullying each other. please stop asking if i'm dating one or the other. i don't even. care.
also cait sith in the honeybee inn?? was so funny. why was he there??
but also i LOVE all the details that are like, wow, this was a piece of the background. you made this a two hour gimmick. (this is about those fucking robot hands in sector six.)
HELP THEY'RE SO CUTE.
This joke could be told 500 times and it would never be enough for me
thinking about final fantasy vii dads today...
cloud and tifa have a weird thing going with their parents, where cloud lost his dad very young/didn't grow up with his dad, only living with claudia, and tifa has the exact opposite, where her mom died when she was young (leading to the og nibelheim incident /hj) and she grew up mostly with brian, until both claudia and brian died in the (second) nibelheim incident.
brian lockhart was obviously very protective of tifa, not wanting her to go up mount nibel in the first place with sephiroth, zack, and cloud to check on the reactor. then he died in front of her up in the reactor a week later...
while barret doesn't talk about his parents, he is a dad, and he sure has complicated feelings about that!! what with dyne being his best friend, and myrna not being able to be there with him, caring for marlene through all that loss must be crazy.
aerith's dad literally helped create sephiroth. professor gast was a craaazy dude lowkey. and he's so irrelevant in her life it kills me a little. i hope we see gast in pt. 3. and tell him his daughter is fuckin' dead.
nanaki has a weird thing with seto, too, where he believed him to be a coward, just to learn that in all actuallity, seto sacrificed the life he could have had with his wife and nanaki to protect cosmo canyon, so nanaki wouldn't feel the need to make a similiar, self-sacrificing choice.
yuffie and godo... her anger at him in the remake trilogy has me hooked. sonon seemed to think he was a great guy, and yuffie adamantly argued the opposite. i cannot WAIT to see him in pt. 3. i cannot wait to find out what is going on. she hates him so much right now, for the sake of her country.
does cid have a dad thing? ...i don't think so. neither does reeve/cait sith... well. i didn't forget them. they're mentioned.
vincent and grimoire... another thing i hope they explore in pt. 3... or in a DoC remake (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REMAKE IT.) the literal 4 minutes of grimoire screentime that explains absolutely nothing about their relationship, or grimoire's research, or... ANYTHING. i'm so. curious. he came in, flirted with lucrecia, and died. ARGH TELL ME MORE!!!
also, not a party member, but the whole "president shinra having multiple illegitimate sons" thing always makes me hate that guy a little more. lazard and evan i love you guys. rufus i love you too but your daddy issues are a different flavor.
cid highwind but he has chronic pain and that's why he's so grumpy all the time because he wouldn't be able to go to space at all now.
cid highwind but he has chronic pain and he has a cane that yuffie had custom made in wutai for him.
cid highwind but he has chronic pain so he and barret start a "disabled club" where they both mostly bitch and moan about their disabilities and gush about their daughters.
cid highwind but he has chronic pain and he lives with vincent who has his own physical issues (chronic exhaustion + light sensitivity) and they support each other best they can. (i also think they live with reeve, who mostly just suffers from anxiety, but. reevincid is not very popular LOL)
cid highwind but he has chronic pain.
update on rebirth hard mode: i hate that evil fish. terror of the deep?? who let it trap all 3 party members at once?? fuck that shit and shoutout to enemy skill plasma discharge on tifa, that shit saved my ass.
also i got to see one of my top 5 yuffie moments, where she waves and goes "thank you very much!" and barret mockingly goes, "you're welcome!" they're so dumb i love them. so found family core of them tbh.
are other people making "hopes and dreams in part 3" bingo boards?? i was thinking about it and made a list of like 30+ things to put on the board (a LOT of them are definitely only dreams and won't happen but i thought of them and want them to happen so...)
if other people are, or have ideas, pleeease let me know i'm so curious what other people expect or hope for from part 3
on our way!!💚
I haven’t posted anything on here in a while so here’s this image I made on procreate
ok we got the zoobs, the sephitties, but we cannot forget the barret bazongas. holy shit. the barrongas if you will. please consider this message 😎
I'M INTERESTED 👀
cloud isnt the best baker in the world but he tried his best
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARRET!!
wip for a special someone’s special day! i should get it done in time hopefully lol
barret wallace full body rotation reference for your general needs
guys what if final fantasy 7 was called freaky fantasy 7
working on a sketch page. gn clarret nation
barret cuddles wouldve saved him.
“Listen he….re…”
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clarret on my wall so far. shoutout to school printers and blu tack 😔💘
halfway done with sketching this and i realise i forgot barret doesnt have a right arm..,, this is the second time this has happened its like my punishment for shipping a rarepair
wips/sketches. 2nd one was gonna be for day 5 of barret romancing week but i got to having to draw a machine gun and cried bc i cant do mech stuff to save my life
barret romancing week day 4, secrets/inside jokes! barret thought of a secret handshake
(im not very good with comic formats but i tried)
barret romancing week day 3, fairy tales!! i did sleeping beauty!
(also sorry for being like two days late :p ive got a bit more free time now so i’ll try to catch up-)
romancing barret week, day 2, first date!! theyd probably hang at some dingy restaurant but its still a vibe
day 1 of romancing barret week!! vacation/summer heat. theyre sailing at costa del sol
IT KILLS ME HOW PRETTY HE IS OH MY GOD 😭 😭 😭 😭 (screenshots not mine)
last update on this i swear!! i’ll probs post it for day 1 of romancing barret week since it matches the summer heat prompt ig :P
update on this! ik its really messy but trust the process 😔🙏
some stickers i made in art class! i kinda had to rush the first one and for the second i just told myself i would finish later bc drawing clarret in the middle of class felt awkward af 😭 😭
i know exactly what im doing (lie). colour theory is so easy (lie).
wip of them in their sailor fits