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3 months ago

I think breaking bad would be better if Walter was a cartoonist who's coping with the fact that his cartoon character, Jesse, has literally come to life

Tumblrinas when jesse pinkman sells methamphetamine to people in recovery meetings instead of selling lemonade to fund his top surgery or whatever

Tumblrinas When Jesse Pinkman Sells Methamphetamine To People In Recovery Meetings Instead Of Selling

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3 years ago

Isekai: The Game

This is where I had thought of my own work of a series. It’s about a shut-in gamer who was a college student, all of her life was to just be happy by playing video games. But money was short and have to keep up with the rent and bills in order to keep living in this house. Until one day a huge Truck crashed into someone’s tree in the Neighborhood, and left a cardboard package on the streets completely unharmed. Inside the package was a white box, opened again to see this

Isekai: The Game

She put the game into her console, she pressed the play button then the next thing she knew...

Isekai: The Game
Isekai: The Game

Met face to face with this stranger...

( Check out my story on Wattpad. Just type in the title “Isekai: The Game” and it will appear )


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1 year ago

Something I did in one morning


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8 months ago

I haven't watch a lot a batim content in a long good while but if I remember correctly their was a tape and that said something about Bendy not being malicious at first. That at the time when I watching Batim chapter 5 for the first time threw me for a loop [No pun intended] It got me thinking like what would have happened if someone interacted with the Ink demon before he got locked away.

So now imagine this.. [Y/N] is a screenwriter for Joey Drew Studios and one day they come in contact with Bendy. At first they’re spooked by his appearance but instead of running away they kind of freeze in fear but because that they see Bendy isn’t a threat he kinda stands there and looks at you funnily. You two actually bond over that fact Joey Drew seems like a very shady and shitty guy overall.


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1 year ago

I'm bored so here's a list of fandoms I'm in/was in

BFB WOY MLP Inanimate Insanity HTF Steven Universe Duck Tales (2016) BATIM Cuphead Poppy Playtime MHA Unikitty PVZ South Park Spooky Month FNF Cult of the Lamb FHFIF Spongebob Smiling Friends and there's probably other's I either haven't thought of, haven't finished watching/reading/playing, or wasn't that obsessed with/too short lived obsession to count it in


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2 months ago

I can't see bendy being good at math

I Can't See Bendy Being Good At Math

I Can't See Bendy Being Good At Math

I put so much effort into the most stupid thing ever oml.


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2 months ago

They put my OC in fazbear and friends..

They Put My OC In Fazbear And Friends..

Just KIDDING ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 it’s a screenshot edit and WHY did it take me over 2 hours to do bro I thought it would take 30 minutes man.. props to you guys who do this like everyday because it’s so time consuming

also_

They Put My OC In Fazbear And Friends..
They Put My OC In Fazbear And Friends..

Sketch book drawings!!! Yippie yippie


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2 months ago

Boris PRACTICE!!

Boris PRACTICE!!

The only other times I’ve ever drawn him are from memory so I decided that I would fix that and actually study him

plus, I’m working on a new animation ALERT ALERT and BORIS is in it!!!

No, Boris, I will NOT hear you out.. jk I will and I’m not sorry Bendy /ref

also why does Boris get fried and served on a golden platter in every game istg this dawg canNOT catch a break 💔💔🥀


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2 months ago

BENDY SELF INSERT OC WHAT…

BENDY SELF INSERT OC WHAT…
BENDY SELF INSERT OC WHAT…
BENDY SELF INSERT OC WHAT…
BENDY SELF INSERT OC WHAT…
BENDY SELF INSERT OC WHAT…
BENDY SELF INSERT OC WHAT…
BENDY SELF INSERT OC WHAT…

I finally finished her ref sheet after putting it off all week ❤️‍🩹 how amazing……..

also just to note she’s not ACTUALLY a Cupid, I just said that for funsies because she generally loves to spread love and enjoys romance and friendships and the general idea of people bonding together :)

just like me fr….. literally… me….


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2 months ago

” I love ___ characters”

I FW BENDY HEAVILY!!!

All the original media are credited in the bottom right 🖤🖤🖤🖤


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3 months ago

BENDY ART DUMP!!!

I might be. A little obsessed.

BENDY ART DUMP!!!
BENDY ART DUMP!!!
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BENDY ART DUMP!!!
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BENDY ART DUMP!!!
BENDY ART DUMP!!!
BENDY ART DUMP!!!
BENDY ART DUMP!!!
BENDY ART DUMP!!!
BENDY ART DUMP!!!
BENDY ART DUMP!!!
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BENDY ART DUMP!!!
BENDY ART DUMP!!!
BENDY ART DUMP!!!
BENDY ART DUMP!!!
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BENDY ART DUMP!!!
BENDY ART DUMP!!!
BENDY ART DUMP!!!
BENDY ART DUMP!!!

Coughhhh…. Ought..ouhchhfj yeah um !!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

he’s my man guys trust


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3 months ago

Does bendy suck the ink out of ink pens?

Does Bendy Suck The Ink Out Of Ink Pens?

He absolutely would, I imagine he’d treat it like one would a lolly pop. Just walk around with one and occasionally take it out and give it a lick.Think he also enjoys the feeling of something physical in his mouth rather than just ink, even if he cant eat it.


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3 months ago

ENCHANTED MOB BENDY IM YOUR #1 FAN PLEASE I LOVEOYUUUUU

Minecraft bendy fan cam…… uuhhghhhhh…diugirjoejgojhmmmmnnmknohjo5jhotjhothjothjothjthoj


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3 months ago

art of my beloved ink boy 🖤🖤🖤

Art Of My Beloved Ink Boy 🖤🖤🖤
Art Of My Beloved Ink Boy 🖤🖤🖤
Art Of My Beloved Ink Boy 🖤🖤🖤
Art Of My Beloved Ink Boy 🖤🖤🖤
Art Of My Beloved Ink Boy 🖤🖤🖤

Bendy came up to me on a random Thursday afternoon and said “GUESS WHOS BACK” and then ran at me with a pipe in his hands, hitting me behind my head at full speed maximum velocity causing me to black out and wake up with these drawings in my gallery

Guys. there is ink EVERYWHERE. HEEEEEEEELP!!!


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1 year ago

Ya know maybe it won't hurt to go back to my Comfort ship

hmm

Hmm

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1 year ago
Ah Yes.....Dad And Son Playing Together!!

Ah yes.....Dad and Son playing together!!

*hides a picture of them fighting and chasing to death*


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1 year ago

EVER SINCE I FOUND THIS ON YOUTUBE WHEN I WAS PROBABLY 6-

*lore dumps everything from when i was in elementary school*

Listen - I don't give a fuck if you prefer Batim more than Batdr or Batdr more than Batim

I don't give a fuck about your opinion on this game or character

Reblog it if you are actually still in Bendy fandom or at least remember being in it

Listen - I Don't Give A Fuck If You Prefer Batim More Than Batdr Or Batdr More Than Batim
Listen - I Don't Give A Fuck If You Prefer Batim More Than Batdr Or Batdr More Than Batim
Listen - I Don't Give A Fuck If You Prefer Batim More Than Batdr Or Batdr More Than Batim

I need to know how many of us are left in the world...

Edit: YOOO WE GET TO 1000

YESS

BENDY FANDOM (or people who just like it) - RISE!!!

Another edit: 2000???

Where were you hiding all this time???


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6 years ago

BATIM Chapter 5 Spoilers

but i don’t give context


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7 years ago
So I Recently Got Into Bendy And The Ink Machine, And WOW! The Ending Of Chapter Four Struck Me, So I

So I recently got into Bendy and the Ink Machine, and WOW! The ending of chapter four struck me, so I decided to draw Allison Angel. I tried to do an old/steampunk kind of style for it, so how do you think it turned out? I'm pretty proud!


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1 year ago

Character designs for my Stuck In The Inky 'Void' au [WIP]

Character Designs For My Stuck In The Inky 'Void' Au [WIP]
Character Designs For My Stuck In The Inky 'Void' Au [WIP]
Character Designs For My Stuck In The Inky 'Void' Au [WIP]

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1 year ago

Incorrect quotes with my Stuck In The Inky 'Void' au

[different au BATIM/BATDR au then i've been posting about before]

Relationships:

Romantic: Susie x Allison, Joey x Henry, Bendy x Sammy x Fay [oc]

Platonic relationships: Norman & Fay [Besties], Allison & Thomas/Tom [their like siblings], Joey & Fay [Frenemies], Fay & Henry [Father-child relationship], Joey & Bendy [Enemies], Henry & Bendy [Their Chill], Norman & Susie [Tolerates each other bc of Fay], Fay & Susie [Besties, tho Susie won't admit it] Norman & Sammy [Both think the other one is crazy as hell, Still friends tho] Allison & Fay [Loveable Dumbasses]

Fay refer to Joey as Father, and Henry as Papa btw!

Love Triangle you'll definitely see jokes about in the au:

Incorrect Quotes With My Stuck In The Inky 'Void' Au
Incorrect Quotes With My Stuck In The Inky 'Void' Au

[They will all end up together tho don't worry]

!Swearing warning!

Now the Quotes!

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Fay : We should normalize not loving family members. Joey: You can just say: “I hate my dumb fuck Father” or whatever. Talk like a normal person!

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Susie: Can we go to a haunted house? Allison: What’s wrong with the one we live in? Susie: Wh-what? Allison: Goodnight, Susie.

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Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker Joey: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Allison: …I did. I broke it. Joey: No. No you didn't. Susie? Susie: Don't look at me. Look at Tom. Tom: What?! I didn't break it. Susie: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Tom: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Susie: Suspicious. Tom: No, it's not! Fay: If it matters, probably not, but Bendy was the last one to use it. Bendy: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Fay: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Bendy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Fay! Allison: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Joey. Joey: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Fay: Joey… Susie's been awfully quiet. Susie: rEALLY?! Everyone starts arguing Joey, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Joey: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Joey: Joey: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Norman: What are you drinking? Susie: Vodka. Norman: Straight? Susie: No, gay. Why?

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Sammy: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you’re not allowed to do it.

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Bendy: Yeah, well I've never died so how do I know that god is real.

[Says the Demon in love with the God of Death & Destruction]

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Norman: Bendy, I have a couple of words to say to you. Allison: Please let those two words be “I’m sorry.” Sammy: I’m ready with the bleep button if not.

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Allison: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Susie is? Because Susie is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.

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Fay: bites lip Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? Cop: That isn’t gonna work, hands behind your back.

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Allison: You’re mean! Fay: You’re meaner! Allison: Yeah, well, you’re ugly too! Fay: You’re uglier! Allison: You’re a dumbass! Fay: You’re a dumberass! Allison: You think “dumberass” is a good insult!

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Allison: I’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because I don’t have money, but I do have fists and I am always angry.

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Fay, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time? Susie: The car takes a screenshot. Allison: Please pull over. I’m driving now.

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Allison: What are your three best qualities? Fay: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.

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Henry: Tom, you're my best friend. Tom: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend. Tom: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

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Norman: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them? Susie: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them. Norman: Okay yeah thanks Susie, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

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Susie: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched? Joey: IT. Henry: Annabelle. Sammy: Paranormal Activity. Fay: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

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Allison: I need to dye my hair. Susie: … Allison: Or get another tattoo. Susie: … Allison: Or a new piercing. Susie: Why? Allison: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

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Susie: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions. Tom: Ridiculous. Give me some examples. Joey: Wasps? Henry: Terriers? Susie: Fay.

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Fay: Ow! Susie: What’s wrong? Fay: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow. Susie: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

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Allison: Between Norman, Fay, Tom, and Henry -- if you had to -- who would you punch? Sammy: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them. Allison: Norman? Sammy: Yeah, but I don't know why.

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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle. Tom, with Allison and Joey behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?! Police: Yes…three. Tom: Oh, my God— What the fuck!? Police: Wha- Tom: Henry FUCKING FELL OFF!

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Bendy: Do you have any idea what you’re doing? Fay: Why start now?

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Sammy: So, Henry is late today. Anyone wanna bet why? Sammy: I say they slipped through the subway grate and is having terrible sex with the mole man. Allison: I don't know about that…I think either their alarm clock didn't go off, or they're in line at the bank. Bendy: Take this more seriously! Henry was clearly taken in their sleep! Tom: I bet they tucked themselves into the bed too tightly and got stuck. Norman: Maybe they fell into another dimension where they're more interesting…? Henry arrives Henry: Sorry I'm late - there was a problem at the bank. Allison, clapping their hands in excitement: HOT DAMN!

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Sammy: looks at Bendy Sammy: Baby boy. Baby. Sammy: looks at Susie Sammy: Evil.

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Joey: I don’t care what anyone thinks about me. Fay: Ok. Joey: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?

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Bendy: How do you type so fast? Henry: Anxiety.

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Computer: Please enter a password. Joey: types in Henry Computer: Your password is too weak. Joey: How fucking DARE YOU-

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Allison: Why does Susie always do the laundry so loudly? Sammy: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house. Susie, in the distance: slams the washing machine shut

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Fay, jumping out of Henry's closet: BOO! Henry: Fay: Henry: Fay: makes a sad face Henry: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!

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Henry: Regular soda is too sweet! Tom: Diet soda has a weird after taste! Henry: No! Ugh, oh my god. Diet soda is THE BEST! It doesn't have sugar! It's SPICY! Tom: It has other weird stuff in it! I'll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR soda! Henry: It's SO SWEET like it's a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink! Tom: I'm going to physically attack you. Henry: Which is better, Norman? Norman: Oh, I usually drink water! Tom: Wha- NO! Henry: DISGUSTING!

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Henry: Norman has never seen Star Wars? Fay, the only people in the universe who haven’t seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that’s cause they lived them, Fay! That’s cause they lived the Star Wars!

Fay: . . . ok?

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Allison: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE! Allison: TOM IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW! Allison: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !

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Norman, to Fay: …And I need you and Bendy to help, and by "help" I mean "do everything."

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Joey: Th-that was horrible! Your wish is horrible! You’re horrible! You’re an irredeemable monster! Fay: Woah, woah! What took you so long, idiot?!

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Fay: Hey Allison, Joey just broke my seashell lamp. Allison: Neat. I’m gonna die alone. Fay: Okay, you win.

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Allison: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween? Norman: Fay is the scariest thing I could think of! Fay: Norman told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

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Tom: Fay, I screwed up, big time. Fay: Tom, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

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Joey: So what’s for dinner? Fay: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise! Joey: … Joey: Is it soup? Fay: I soup-pose it could be! winks Joey: Please, enough with the soup puns! Fay: Wow, you’re soup-per mean. Joey: STOP! one hour later Joey: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!

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Sammy, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top? Norman: Fay's in the kitchen.

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Henry: Hey, aren’t you Bendy? Bendy: You a cop? Henry: No. Bendy: Then yes, I am.

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Susie, explaining why they are not allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole house down.

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Henry: dangling from a rope over a pit of fire Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep? Fay: Yes? Henry: We’re in too deep.

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Joey: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real? Tom: Never seen one. Joey: Okay, I mean, there’s a lot of things that you can’t see that are real. Tom: What can’t I see? Joey: You can’t see gravity. That’s real. Tom: Yeah, I can drop an apple. Joey: Fuck.

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Norman and Fay texting Norman: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely. Fay: Isn't Tom there? Norman: Yes but I like you more.

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Fay: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died. Fay: I will not yield.

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Norman: So Sammy, how did your first time cooking dinner go? Susie: Pretty good if I do say so myself. Norman: Oo! Okay, what are we having? Susie: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato. Norman: A whole potato? Susie: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches! Norman: These just look like big slabs of black. Susie: Because that's what they are! Susie: And then for desert, we have chocolate. Norman: These are just chocolate chips? Susie: They sure are! Susie: And then for drinks, we have toast! Susie: lifts up a glass of blended toast Bon appetite!

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Sammy Telling Susie how Fay kissed him

Sammy: So, they kissed me. Susie: And you kissed them back? Sammy: No, I kissed their mouth.

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Fay: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime… which should I do? Joey: Please don’t get arrested. Fay: No promises! <3 Tom: Why not both? Get creative! Fay: Wonderful suggestion, thank you. Joey: Please don’t encourage them, Tom.

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Bendy: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.

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1 year ago

He's GORGEOUS! Thank you so much!!! ^^

Could you draw Bendy for me please? :>

Could You Draw Bendy For Me Please? :>

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