Batman - Blog Posts
I’m a slow artist so for now I give you a little Jason Todd work in progress that I’m hoping for the life of me turns out good. Something I discovered about myself today is that I cannot draw cars.
There really isn’t enough JJ content in the world, so I thought I’d contribute. I’m still working on being good at clothes (especially shoes) but I’m happy with how it turned out.
Another Jason Todd headshot cause I love him. Yes smoking is bad for your lungs, but you know what’s worse? Dying.
i wanted to draw this nightwing outfit (p3) that jroge jimenez posted
Damian just always looks like he’s judging you I feel like. Probably cause he is.
Yum, the quality of this picture is just fantastic. Anyways have a nice headshot of Tim Drake.
Robin/Dick Grayson in One Bad Day: Mr. Freeze
absolute bruce "fuck them kids" wayne
see the thing is i'm not really a fervent comic book fan but i'm geared in juuuuuust enough that I keep rotating that panel of absolute batman literally drop-kicking a child in the back of my mind like fish in a low resolution gif
His ass doesn’t even know he’s abt to be doing this for the rest of his life 🤭🖤
you know i had to do it to em
HE'S SO FIFHFJGKGH
Some other edits I did 🤙
as the third oldest i feel this to my core
RHFIKFG "this one lies"
SJEJSJSJAAAAAHSHDD
i think this is the first time i’ve drawn him actually smiling
ok but all of those r valid thinking strategies 😳
I really love the concept of Tim hiding in small spaces randomly, and his family just completely accepting this as normal behavior.
Like,
Dick, mid conversation with Wally, grabs a cookie from his plate and reaches behind the couch, sticking his arm down there and pulls it up with no cookie. He doesn't falter once in his conversation.
Wally blinks in confusion a few times and then carefully asks, "Did you just... put a cookie behind the couch?"
Dick blinks as well. "Tim is behind there." He said like that should be obvious.
"What?! Dude, has he been listening to our conversation??"
"Nah, he's got his headphones on." Dick says dismissively.
Tim reaches his hand up and taps Dick on the shoulder to get his attention and then mimes writing. Dick hands him a pen.
"This happens all the time, doesn't it?" Wally asked, amused.
Dick snorts and nods. "Are you really surprised? I mean, I hang upside down when i need to think, Damian cuts things, Jason shoots things, Bruce broods. Tim hides."
Wally laughs. "Fair enough, man."
Or,
Mid Justice League meeting, Bruce looks under the desk he's at, grunts and motions to the side of his head. Then, he grumbles "Notepad." A second passes, he straightens up and starts scribbling something onto a notepad.
"What the hell just happened?" Hal asks bluntly.
"Red Robin is under there." Clark says immediately, used to this whole thing.
"Okay... Is there, like, a reason for that?"
Bruce grunts, and Clark says, "He likes it under there."
"Ooookkaayyyy then."
"zombie." "flashlight." SJFIFKMGH IM WHEE ZING
Duke and Jason have been banned from being anywhere near each other in costume because the arguments they will break out into is both too intense and too distracting for patrol. Everyone thinks they're serious but after the first 10-20 times they do it for the love of the game.
Duke: Shut the fuck up.
Jason: You shut the fuck up.
Duke: Zombie
Jason: Flashlight
Duke: That's why the joker still alive
Jason: That's why the joker did what he did to ya mom.
Duke: Nigga where ya mom at? Dea—
Bruce over the comms who, along with the entire bat family has been listening to entire thing: Signal, Red Hood! SPERATE! NOW!
They are now giggling as dick and cass drag them apart.
🥹 dickie
america's sweetheart olympian 🥇
The 12 Months of This Year. I'm going to do this everyday if I can. Hopefully they'll end up more consistant.
Outting myself as a nerd real quick🏃♀️(as if it wasn’t obvious by just looking at my page)
These were more studies on the characters than anything so I guess they turned out okay 👍 also I know I messed up the coloring on Hal’s arms plz ignore them
Batman is how you get the views right?/jk
Honestly Batman’s sketches were my least favorite but I still love my edgy SadMan
So while most of the rouges would probably be smart enough to not fuck with the disaster that is Danny “grew up in an OSHA violation” Fenton, the Joker is not most rouges.
***
Cowards.
The lot of them.
This kid wasn’t any different than the rest.
For all the others had been talking about him and hyping him up, he really wasn’t all that special.
He’d hadn’t even put up a fight!
Pathetic.
He’d found the newest addition to the Wayne brood wandering alone, at night! Now that was just asking for something bad to happen.
Hearing a groan from the cameras he turned to face then again.
The boy had finally awoken.
He watched as he looked around at his surroundings.
He put out much less than he normally would, wanting to see if the stories about the boy were true.
He had heard from Killer Croc that the young Wayne had managed to take down all of his goons with nothing but a paper clip and two green post-it notes. Croc didn’t know where the post-it notes had come from, but apparently the paper clip had been found on the floor next to him.
So naturally, he’d left even less for the child to work with.
Only a small decorative Christmas tree and a little red clown nose. It was Christmas Eve after all, and who doesn’t love clowns.
***
The Batman stared shocked at the mangled broken body, somehow still alive.
Barely, but alive nonetheless.
The only clue as to what had happened was a green post-it note on the Joker’s battered body.
This was my first time writing so I’d really appreciate some thoughts and feedback!
Have a love morning/day/afternoon/evening/night!
This concept hasn’t left me alone since I saw that “Danny is a chemistry wizard who teaches a chem class, but in a very Fenton way” post, and i need to yell it out into the void.
Danny gets adopted by the batfam, but he’s like that with chemistry and mechanics and it gives them all a stroke. Especially Bruce. Doubly so if Danny is his bio kid or clone or something.
Danny has an allowance and he buys the most concentrated shit on the market with it because he got bored and wanted to see if he could re-create the fear toxin antidote he saw in the cave, especially since they seem pretty low on it. Do they have to get it from somewhere else? Danny knows the Waynes are rich, but there has to be a better way to do it than buying it for an arm and a leg. Maybe he’ll mess around and do the one for joker venom later.
Lab safety? Oh, yeah Dick, I’ve got my goggles and gloves and jumpsuit on. Of course I have the hood up. Turn on the vent? What vent? Why would I need a vent? Labels? Dude, look at it, it’s cetrimonium chloride. Oh, yeah, that’s the shampoo i got it from. You’d be surprised how many things you can isolate from household stuff.
Why would I use machines to measure this? Isn’t that for when you’re already busy doing something else? Yeah, like the centrifuge running over there. *gestures vaguely off to the left, to some abomination of mechanics* Whatddya mean that’s a safety hazard? It’ll stay together just fine; I made sure to use a new bike chain.
Where’s the rest of the blueprints? What do you mean “that’s it”? Aren’t there revisions and ideas? Where’s the reminders? Why’s there only one machine???
meanwhile the bats are wondering how the fuck the Fentons get literally anything done with lab safety apparently being a suggestion at best, and their storage system apparently being categorized by nine layers of nonsense and how violent the invention has the potential to be, if Danny’s ramblings are anything to go by. And Bruce “I need plans and contingencies for everything” Wayne is absolutely trying to not have an aneurysm from how much Danny just Does Things with no warning and no way that should feasibly work.
I like to think that thanks to Jason's death, Dick's hair became straighter and let it grew bacause he couldn't care less. He was trying to be a good brother to Tim tho, and Timmy was trying to also be a good brother but you know, he was doing the best a little kid could know.
Bruce: Why pouting?
Clark: You had a kid and you didn't tell me.
Bruce: I had plenty of kids. You need to be more specific.
Clark: You had a kid of your own, and you didn't tell me.
Bruce: Are you making differences between bio kids and adopted kids? 'Cause I have some big news for you, alien boy.
Clark: You had a son with Talia al Ghul.
Bruce: Listen, it was an accident-
Clark: Are you telling me you just happened to get Talia al Ghul pregnant?
Bruce: You knocked up Lois!
Clark: We were engaged? She's not my arch-enemy?? I didn't keep it from you???
Bruce: Hey, cut me some slacks! I was a bit shocked! I mean, how would you react if you found out to have a secret child with Lex Luthor?!
Clark: *nervous laugh*
Bruce: ???
Clark: What an odd choice of words...
(BRB gonna use this dialogue in my Superbat WIP)
Bruce saves people because a long time ago on the worst night of his life, no one was there to save him. Cassandra stops killers because a long time ago on the worst night of her life, no one was there to stop her.
…yeah to be honest i think i destroyed with this one
