Benovak - Blog Posts
SVY characters when asked to hold a baby:
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Rafael, awkward stance, holding it like it’s dangerous:….If you sit still, I sit still—I hate this just as much as you do-
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Rafael:…Wanna write a pre trial motion?
Olivia in the other room: HES 1!
Rafael: I DONT KNOW- WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HIM!
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Alex: Hi!! Oh you’re just the cutest thing!
Also Alex:…Also this suit is Prada so I have a strict no drooling poli—NO NO NO CASEY COME BACK- CASEY- CASEY PLEASE HAVE MERCY—
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Casey: Alex calm down! Jeeze- They are so uptight—Your just chillin- a chill guy.
Casey: See! I like you, you’re not overly huggy like kids, and annoying like adults, we can chill.
Casey: us gingers have to stick together—these people are either bald or basic- and MEAN-
Happy baby, happy Casey
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Eliot: Oh hell no- I TOLD KATHY NO MORE- SERIOUSLY WOMAN WHAT KIND OF SYSTEM DO YOU HAVE!?
Eliot:…Wait- Little man, what are your thoughts on ED Tucker?
Baby: *smile*
Elliot:Nope- nada- NOPE-definitely not my kid- FALSE ALARM- Casey take your twin ba—
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Fin, baby talking, 100% grandpa energy: Your the cutest kid, huh? Rafael is just an uptight lawyer— your amazing with uncle fin, huh?
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Olivia:awwww! Hi sweetie,
Olivia…Why does it look like Casey-
Casey: JUST BECAUSE ITS A REDHEAD DOSENT MEAN ITS MINE!
Olivia: YOU ARE THE FATHER-
Casey: FATHER??? WHAT GENDER ROLES ARE WE PUSHING HERE?!
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Munch: They aren’t teaching the youth about our government anymore, so back in the day after the JFK assassination—-
Casey: OH HELLLL NO- GIVE ME MINI CASEY BACK-
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after discussing a plan Elliot : Does anyone have any questions? Casey: Is this legal? Elliot : Does anyone have any relevant questions?
Casey, grabbing elliot by the shirt collar: Get me suspended again and I WILL call Kathy-
Elliot: Not helping the gay allegations, Casey- Calling my wife?
Casey: Off topic-and Im not gay, elliot! Dont assu--
Elliot: Casey. Olivia asked you to flush your case down the toilet and plead a girl out and you did it. And you smiled at her after you did it. A man tried to ask you out and I physically saw you cringe.
Casey:...So what the hell is the situation Munch and fin have going on-?! You cannot sit here and tell me that's straight-
Elliot:...Thats a whole other situation we are to afraid to look at- considering fin is VERY knowledgeable about 'Down Lows', AND THEY ARE BOTH VERY DIVORCED-
fin, from across the room, frantic: I JUST KNOW STUFF-!
I’m starting a random daily ship post, because why not?
Day 1: Benovak (my beloved)
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Olivia, busting into Casey’s office: CASSANDRA NOVAK-
Casey, who was burried in a pile of Chinese take out up until now: I swear to you, I have no idea how Taft felt down his stairs and broke his shins-
*dead silence*
Olivia:…I’m sorry, WHAT HAPPENED TO TAFT???
Casey: WAIT THATS NOT WHY YOUR MAD??
Olivia: No! Babe, I was a BIT MAD WHEN I FOUND OUT YOU STAINED OUR SHOWER WITH THE PURPLE SHAMPOO- WHAT DID YOU DO TO TAFT???
Casey:…Oh that I did do, the shampoo, sorry honey I’m still getting used to the blonde-
Olivia: IS HE ALIVE-?!
Casey, grabbing her briefcase: SUDDENLY I HEAR THE GLORIOUS VOICE OF DONALLEY-
Olivia: CASSANDRA NOVAK SHES BEEN ON VACATION- WHAT DID YOU DO-?!
Meanwhile in the squad room:
Elliot:…
Melinda:…
Huang: They are my Roman Empire.
Elliot: I failed history what does that mean-?
Melinda:…Your a man and it shows, Elliot-
Elliot: RUDE???
The Squad playing ‘pass the phone’
Casey: I’m passing the phone to someone who dated a walking red flag with a receding hairline line on and off since season 1.
Olivia:…OKAY CAS—
Olivia: I’m passing the phone to someone who has IAB fighting for their lives.
Eliot:…I’m not that bad! That’s an exaggeration- anyway, I’m passing the phone to someone who KEEPS DISAPPEARING FOR SOME STRANGE ASS REASON-
Alex: I HAD A REASON! MOST OF THE TIME- Anyway, I’m passing the phone to the bodyguard of the squad, love you fin!
Fin: I’ll take that, anyways I’m passing the phone to the bony ass that refuses to retire-
Munch:…First of all-
Munch: what ever, You know back in the day in the—
(John say the line!!)
Munch: fine! I’m passing the phone to someone whose hair has been left at an AA meeting for the past 30 years-
Cragen: Okay so fuck you-
Cragen: I’m passing the phone to the man who started the sassy man apocalypse-
Rafael: And I stand on business- I’m passing the phone to the person who’s family genuinely needs psychiatric intervention-
Amanda:…OKAY-
Amanda: I’m passing the phone to someone who we can all agree makes the meanest pasta-
Sonny: Period- anyways, I’m passing the phone to someone who almost went gray dealing with Casey Novak trying to charge the military with murder-
Branch: She’s gonna kill me one day- I’m passing the phone to someone who is in desperate need of a vacation-
Olivia: me again- okay, I’m passing the phone to someone who we all randomly hated for months until we randomly stopped, kinda- one day-
(Then I accidentally fell inlove with her)
Casey: I’m still telling my therapist about that- anyways, I’m passing the phone BACK TO THE WOMAN WHO CANT GET OVER ELLIOT-
Olivia: AND IM PASSING THE PHONE TO SOMEONE WHOS HAD MORE HAIR COLORS THAN I CAN COUNT-
Casey: IM PASSING THE PHONE TO SOMEONE WHO CANT KEEP A HAIR STYLE FOR ONE SEASON-
Olivia: IM PASSING THE PHONE TO SOMEONE WHO IS IN SO MUCH DENAIL IT SETS OFF EVERY GAYDAR IN THE AREA-
Casey: HEY THA—
Olivia: I’m passing the phone to someone who defends and is STILL NOT OVER HER EX -
Casey: THATS DIABOLICAL.
mama a lesbian checking you out behind you
the winner takes it all but its olivia watching casey and alex be happy as a couple when in fact, she fell in love with alex but eventually was robbed of her. then, falls in love with casey but was too in denial to actually take a risk because she hasn’t moved on from alex, so she ends up losing casey too, and now she has to watch casey and alex be happy together, knowing she loved them both at different times.
calex and rolivia incorrect tweets because i enjoy making these
