Besties - Blog Posts

I don't want a boyfriend (not yet; I am not emotionally mature enough to have one), I just want a guy I can drag around to everywhere I go without either of us getting romantic feelings.

Just pals being pals

Don't know if you know this but there was a tiktok about these two friends (one boy the other a girl) who went to a hotel in France and absolutely as soon as they came in was a couple pack, I mean like rose petals, towel shaped swans and like champagne bottle with ice romance shit 😭

And ofc the friends the moment saw that ended up laughing so much and honestly this just reminded me of Donna and dick so much for some reason

I have not seen it (please send it to me)

However I can see it

In my minds eye

Donna books the hotel except for once she’s the more sleep deprived one bc Dick fell asleep and is currently napping across her lap. And all the titans follow the cat rule for Nightwing AKA: IF THE BABY SLEEPS ON YOUR LAP IT IS NOW ILLEGAL TO MOVE.

So she’s tryna book a hotel trip on her shitty burner phone since her last real phone blew up (long story but just know it was Roy’s fault) very carefully bc bats will wake up if your heart rate accelerates by 1 beat per minute

And she accidentally books a honeymoon suite

And doesn’t think anymore of it bc she is now going to sleep for a month.

The they go on this slay lil trip to Paris bc Donna and him do a solo field trip once a year added on to the yearly titans field trip. Unlike the titans field trip this has no set it, it’s done when either Donna feels unstable in her identity or Bruce pushed Dick too hard for bludhaven to feel like a safe distance to recenter himself.

So they get there and no one bats (hehe) an eye, they’re both exhausted from the flight and everything end of the world-y that happened before but it’s a nice hotel near the center of Paris and they both wanna knock out

And they walk in and see

Rose petals

Swans kissing

Bottles of champagne with a “for the happy couple”

And they both fuckinf lose it on the floor laughing for a good 10 mins

And then they realize they 100% have to see it through bc not only is this a couples suite Nono this is couples resort.

And so they get into character and instead of goofing off in public and cuddling up to cancel touch starvation in their room. They simply pretend they’re 14 again and remain attached at the hip the whole time.

Cheek kisses, pet names the whole shebang

And they keep getting compliments like “oh my god you guys talk like you’ve know each other your whole lives”

“This is what marrying your best friend looks like”

And so on

They get so much positive reinforcement that Donna and Dick end up in an old argument

Donna: this was nice

Dick: yeah it was

Donna: we should do it again

Dick snorting: what like fake being a couple and stay and an outrageously expensive hotel and eat out weight in butter

Donna: yes except we can’t fake it again we have to do it for real next time or it would be boring

Dick: you’re asking me to marry you

Donna: I’m asking you to marry me

Dick sighing: I will not abandon Bruce and or Gotham if we get married

Donna: WHY NOT?

Dick: HES MY DAD

Donna: HES AN ASSHOLE

Dick: Donna-

Born to be high school girls, forced to be jujutsu sorcerers

They’re too bbg for this world

*After a shittie mission*

Riven *smashing shit*: That was FuCkInG eMbArAsSiNg!

*Stares at Helia*

Helia:Oh.. Uhmm I equally livid.

*Hitts accidenttaly the window*

Helia: Oh my god.

Brandon: Geez.

Riven*proud*: Good lad.

Nabu: I need you to swear.

Riven: FuCk.

Nabu: As A pRoMiSe.

Riven:Oh..

Riven: I’m an excelent secret keeper, I have kept all of our secrets.

Musa: Liar!

Nabu*whispering*: What secrets?

Riven: Oh, no, no no. Nabu. I’m not gonna tell you, because I’m excelent secret kepper.

Nabu*whispering*: You tell me later?

Riven: You already know.

FRIENDSHIP DYNAMICS OF THE WINX: USING F.R.I.E.N.D.S REFERENCES. PART 2 STELLA AND TIMMY.

Situation 1: *Converstation after they graduate*

Stella: I Don’t know what im going to do without you. *bailling her eyes out*

Timmy: You’re the greastest friend that i ever had.*crying like a baby*

Situation 2: *After alfea and Red Fouitain, Stella tries to find a way to be a fashion designer*

Stella: Wish me luck!

Timmy: What for?

Stella: Im going to get one of those job things!

Situation 3: Stella trying to make Timmy go to Tecna and talk to her.

Stella: Go tell her she’s cute, what the worse that could happen?

Timmy: She could heard me.

Situation 4: * during test time*

Timmy: How can you not care about stuff?

Stella: Like this.

Situation 5: * when they go to dinner*

Stella: I just have to get dress.

Timmy: And that takes what? Just 6 or 7 minutes?

Stella: Yeah, once i figure out what i’m wearing.

Situation 6: * after the war of Alfea*

Stella: Oh my gob how cute is the on-call doctor.

Timmy: So cute that I’m thinking about jamming this pen in my eye.