Bfs possessive over bats part 2
BIRDFLASH
to wally fortune, or misfortune, his boyfriend was a charismatic hero and mentor.
Teen titans loved him as a leader, every new member of the league always flocked to him because he was understanding and easy to talk to. It was a constant for his boyfriend to be surrounded by other heroes.
It was okay for wally, until some of them would see Dicks kindness as an opportunity.
Hal tried, until he found out he was young enough to be his son. Victor did because, well, Victor found him hot, but he also wasn't successful. Roy was a funny situation bc it was a reverse but whatever they don't talk about it. Some workers tried their best too, but again, dick would politely tell them that he was off market.
Because yeah, wally though coming from the source that Dick wasn't available would stop them, but apparently it doesn't, it fucking fuels them.
It dawned on wally that he was tired of this thing, like everyone hitting on dick and dismissing him, who's always right by dicks side. He decided to do what they do best in their relationship, which is talk (complain like a kid) with each other
"I'm tired of this" wally said as they were walking towards the meeting room.
"Tired of what?" Dick asked.
Wally started to move his arms around "of everyone flirting with u like I don't exist! I little kiss you in front of this people and they just keep flirting!"
Dick chuckled at the dramatics of his boyfriend "cmon wally! It's okay, it's all in good nature and maybe they really don't realize it!"
"No" wally turned and pushed dick to the wall and caged him between his arms. In a low, dangerous voice he said "you are mine, Richard Grayson, and I'm going to make that known one way or another."
And if dick appeared limping in that meeting, with his messed up and a blush on his face, with Wally trailing behind all smug and cocky, it's no one's business.
Superbat | timkon | jayroy | jondami
Birdflah!!! Where Wally slowly realizes that Dick is surrounded by gingers and it dawns on him that dick's type is gingers.
Wally: did you hooked up with roy?
Dick: uh no? Like I had thing for him but he preferred them violent and traumatized.
Wally: *knows that roy is with jason* okay
Wally: did you hook up with Artemis?
Dick: yeah, twice long ago, we were like 18 or something.
Wally: okay.
Wally: did u hook up with kori?
Dick: that one was more than a hook!! We had actually a good relationship that lasted long, but then she wanted other things and left so yeah.
Wally: *remembering that Dick and kori talk alot on the phone and stuff* okay.
Wally: what are the chances of me preventing dick from meeting another ginger?
Tim: slim. He's a ginger magnet.
Jason: and he has a tendency to fuck them, roy was the only exception.
Wally: so I have my days counted??
Tim: not exactly. I think dick is serious about you. I mean besides kori, most of his gingers hooks up where during your speedforce era.
Wally: does that mean...
Tim: you gonna be on family dinners for a very long time.
Wally: YES. TAKE THAT GINGERS!!
HEADCANON
Bruce and the kids saving a coin for every time Dick changes lovers is my new headcanon. They all agreed that the money saved will be given to the one lover that stays more than one year with Dick.
Kori was an almost winner. Bruce liked her, and the kids also warmed up to her, altho damian took longer bc of his suspicion agaisnt aliens. She helped Dick in many ways and kept him out of too much trouble and she was caring. But that one lastes 11 months and 15 days (tim keeps count).
Then the jar kept filling and Wally arrived, but no one had hope for it, although they were best friends for a long while and still going strong after Wally came back from Speedforce.
It was tim (the one regulating everything) that announced at dinner that Dick and Wally had been dating for one year and 3 months.
Dick: why?!?!?!
Jason: *walks back with a jar full of money and gives it to wally* congrats wally!!
Dick: WHATS HAPPENING?!??
Bruce: well, dick, some years ago we decided to save money for every lover u had.
Tim: and we agreed that the money would go to the one that lasted more than one year.
Duke: we saved a lot of money for that, u kept changing lovers, jesus.
Cass: I had hope in kori.
*batfam nodding along with Cass statement*
Wally: may I ask how much money is in here?
Tim: 1000 dollars.
Wally: *looks at dick* idk if I should be jealous or worried.
Dick: please don't, okay.
Somehow Wally also saw that as a reward and a challenge that they would not break for a long time.
Headcanon that Dick had more reasons to have a skin thight body suit instead of like Jason's suit or even inspired the robins than mobility skill and other things.
U cannot tell me that he didn't chose that specific design and material bc it's better to save people. He knows he's hot and he has very nice body, of course he would grab the opportunity to show off under the excuse that he fights better like that.
Wally goes crazy bc of that! What do you mean one of the sexiest men alive, who is Wally partner in crime, best friend and boyfriend fights with a skin tight body suit that leaves nothing to imagination and he cannot touch him bc of professionalism??
Nightwing: *lands next to kid flash* I got my side covered! How's- are you okay?
Kid flash: *whole body vibrating like crazy as soon he looks at dick* what do you mean?
Nightwing: you are vibrating all over.
Kid flash: *wally physically trying to not touch dick* I don't know what you are talking about
Wally: How would you like your coffee?
Dick: As dark and as bitter as my soul.
Wally, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!
Wally: Wow, Dick, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Dick: We literally slept together yesterday.
Wally: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
Wally: Dick, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.
Dick: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?
Dick: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Wally: Okay.
Dick: And make out during the scary parts.
Wally: Th-
Wally: The scary parts.
Wally: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Dick: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Wally: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Dick: But you’re always acting stupid?
Wally: ...
Wally: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
I hc that Bruce randomly drops lore about his life before he became Batman.
The Justice League, The Titians, young Justice and all other superhero groups are at the watch tower no one knows that Batfamily even execets even Wally only knows Dick is Nightwing and Bruce is Batman ONLY. But Bruce is under the assumtion that they know his identaity becuase it has been over a century they have to know right?
Training in separate groups and there is a break with everyone on couches talking
Batman starts speaking and everyone stops what they are doing: This remindes me of Nick.
Superman: Who is Nick, Batman
Oh I never did mention him did I? By Nick I mean Saint Nikolus or Santa
EVreyone: SANTA?!?!?!
Yes? How else was I supposed to learn how to sneak around Superman?
Wait! I thoungh you said that you trained under *List of assassion supervillians that get worse with every name*?!?!?
WHAT?
I did but Saint Nickolus was the best at stealth
The people of the younger side (-Tim): I thought Santa was make beleive?
Batman confused:N-
Red Hood & all the other batkids (-Tim): SANTA IS REAL??! WHY DID YOU NOT TELL US DAD?!?!
Everyone:DAD?!?!
Wally: I DID NOT KNOW YOU HAD A CRIME LORD AND HERO SIBLINGS?!?!
Nightwing: Did you think they did nothing when we went out ?
Wally: YES
Everyone: You knew!
Wally: I knew that Batman was Nightwings dad nothing more.
Barry: You did not think to let me know?!?!
Wally: Oh sure and get killed by Batman!
Superboy 1: Why are you not surprised by any of this Red Robin?
Red Robin: I killed Santa
What!
Red Robin: BUT he is ok now!
( I'm pretty sure he doesn't get revived but for this he's revived)
I would finnish but it is Mid-night and I want to go to bed
Yes it is all most midnight but my brain has hyperfixated on DC (mostly Batfamily)Percy Jackson and Danny Phantom for to long so here are some ideas:
girl-boy Percy ( not like abrosexual or trans like Percy can literally change his gender at will ) ( because if the sea can not be restrained it can be restrained by gender )
In a crossover of Poj & DC Sally Jackson and Alfred Pennyworth are frienemys
Percy ( he is Bi and I will die for this ) often wonders if he is Pan or Bi (like many Bi people wonder) because since Annabeth has no chromosomes thus she is not a girl or boy technically
Leo flirts with girls but is Asexual
Leo and Calypso are Bffs
Piper ship Leo and Jason
Leo knows his feelings for Jason and knows Jason likes him but refuses to make the first move (Jason is oblivious)
Jason and Piper both are gay & lesbian respectfully and find out they are gay at the same time
Jason had a crush on Percy
Piper had a crush on Annabeth
Superbat
Bruce Wayne is autistic but his kids do not know this so when he goes non verbal they think he just is ignoring them because "He was not even grunting" then Alfred ( like the saint he is ) explains then they all collectively realize why Bruce does he stuff he does
Cat x Bat
Bruce trama dumping/ lore dumping
Batfamily play Top that trama in front of all the super hero teams but no one knows that they are related or who any of them are (exept Wally) All teams are scared for their friends lives
Batfamily will randomly throw knives and when Damian sees this ( when they first come to the manor ) the batfam explain that you are not allowed to throw knives at civilians or in front of civilians. That is all good till Batman takes Damian to the Watchtower and one of the League members annoys Damian
Bruce is a suck up for his kids
Bruce has parent senses for when his kids do something stupid (they randomly go of for some reason 7 months after Jason's death ( Jason agrees to be an assassin) and at other times aswell but Tim and Dick say they did nothing ( he checked )
Damian has He/they pronouns
Bruce has a rule (made a joke) that if something happend were he can not stop them (and he does not find out) they can kill anyone. ( He has to be alive) Bruce found out that they thought is was real and know when he leaves he has to tell them all that "No (insert one of his billion kids) you can not kill when he is of the earth for a mission" Till he forgets a day
Tim has the biggest kill count ( there is no way the League of Assassins bases had no one in there when he blew them up)
Jason when in to the Titian's Tower to majorly injury the new Robin but sees this small child that instead looks like he is 12,he looks 10 and Jason can't bring himself without the pit rage to hurt Tim so instead Jason ends up make the kid some food and putting him to bed because he has been up for almost a week straight
I don't know how to reblog but @anyknotrants made a post saying that the Justice league is just a big family business and I find it funny if someone asks ( like a reporter ) how you get into the Justice League and instead of saying "We have a meeting to see if we want a hero in the Justice League." the person on LIVE TV says "Sorry it is a family business now everyone is trying to find out how everyone in the Justice League ( and the other super hero teams ) are related to one-another.