At this rate I’ll make a “Keeping up with the Phantomhives” AU
Poor Sebastian
Ciel: How could you, Sebastian?! How dare you! What you have done is unbelievably cruel! I will never forgive you for what you’ve let happen to me! You were supposed to be my protector! I can feel myself fading… It won’t be long now. Tell Finny that he was my favorite. This is it. This is where I met my end. Goodbye, cruel world.
Sebastian: My lord, please, it’s just a paper cut.
Ciel: Shut up, Sebastian. You have no idea how much pain I’m in.
Sebastian:… I’m not your favorite? :(
Ciel: Not after this disgrace.