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Diary entry #19

You ever have a blorbo who literally takes up like 99% of the space in your brain and you have no clue why?? This guy does!!

Edgar George Zomboss (Plants vs Zombies) is my current guy that lives in my head... and I don't know why? He's literally awful in every regard but like I can't stop thinking about him for whatever reason. The main reason I'm reading the pvz comics and playing the games are because of him. The autism goes insane sometimes.

I literally have two fanfics in the works with him as the main character or at least someone very significant. What is wrong with me!!!!

The brainrot I have is severe. I literally see something like idk, a guy in a brown suit, and my brain goes "pvz reference???"

I think when I get to have a life outside of my grandparent's house maybe I'll be a little less mentally ill about my fav characters. One can hope.

I love Azrael so much. It’s also nice to have a blorbo that has worse mental health than me for once. I may be falling into the endless void of despair rn, but he’s made himself a home there. I love him so much. He’s my little man.

One of the things I’m most scared about when people track my digital footprints is the characters I’m not completely normal about. Because on the more tamer side we have your local socially anxious kid who probably have autism and then you have the silly goober who has at least five crimes committed who also probably have autism.

im just so normal about him

Here he is it’s my new obsession character ❤️💕

He is a sad man who likes bugs and wears button up shirts and I love him and he’s literally me also

I'm fine. Scout's honor.

ER (1994-2009) 1.19 • Love's Labor Lost

She looks very cute, but I am giving up on this piece I’m afraid-

My blorbos after I pick them up and shake them REALLY hard:

I love watching the blorbo (Dr House) do enrichment activities (medical malpractice)

[Sam, Dean and Cas are staying in some house temporarily while on a hunt]

Cas: There's a female woman at the door

Dean: (at Sam) Wh- why is he saying that? (Turns to Cas) Why are you saying that?

Cas looks at Dean blankly and motions to the door.

Sam looks at his watch as the doorbell rings.

Sam: Ooooh wait, that's probably for me.

Dean: (confusion)

Sam opens the door and accepts a package from a mail woman.

Dean and Cas look at each other

Dean: Wait... When we get deliveries, you're... You're thinking it's called the MALE-MAN!?

Dean doubles over, laughing

Dean: AND SINCE IT WAS A LADY YOU ASSUMED IT WOULD BE A FEMALE WOMAN!?

Castiel looks extremely confused

Cas: that's what you said the other day, though, I know I heard you right? Male man???

Sam: (sets down with his package, pointing at it and smiling) Mail, m a i l.

Dean is positively howling in the background.

Favorite characters » Shawn Spencer

I realised that I never posted this gift for @tiiracotta in occasion of their birthday. It came to me in a vision 🌟🧠

Give them some worms.

We must go.

"OH, YOU WON'T LIKE WHAT COMES NEXT..."

Aww, the skrunkly

[from 2023] thought “what if galacta had a wing-cape like MK”

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

What is that one specific character that you 100% claim as yours?

Do you ever have that one specific character you just love so much that you get the sheer urge to physically squish ‘em like this?

my hobbies include:

thinking about my blorbos

finding songs that relate to my blorbos

creating ocs to date my blorbos

being generally obssessed about my blorbos

Me af right now

sometimes you’re hit with a friendly realization that yes, life is good. you have your comfort characters and you have archive of our own. life is actually beautiful

Blorbowocky from my yinterish poem

what about blorbhov from my complicated russian novel though

This is what happened I was the mergequake

you read stuff on wattpad for shit and giggles where most of the fics there are reader-inserted ones written in 1st person pov where y/n is a barely legal white girl with blonde hair and blue “orbs” who’s so smol and fragile that she’s dependent entirely on this morally questionable guy who’s killing people for a living but for some reason happens to have a soft spot for her.

you read real actual literature on archive of our own where it’s two middle aged men, who are each other’s sworn enemies, with tragic past, trauma and strong homoerotic tension. and while they’ve made each other bleed, killed each other’s friends and loved ones out of jealousy / possessiveness, lied and betrayed and manipulated, the rawness, depth, complexity and slow burn will keep you up all night, haunt you during your day and possibly change your life forever. and also the sex isn’t just smut. the sex is poetry that puts Shakespeare to shame

Kind of the point of the 40k AU I'm writing. I want to create a world to share with others.

reblog if you’re okay with people writing fanfics of your fanfics and/or fanfics inspired by your fanfics

I am bored out of my skull. You, yes you, if you see this, tell me something (anything) about your OC (please)