Omega: _STOP FORGIVING MY CRIMES!_
Omega: _I WORKED SO HARD ON THOSE._
Rouge, patting Omega's arm: It's alright big guy, shhh...
Cop: Miss Rouge, this is supposed to be a private interrogation. You have to leave the room.
Rouge: He has abandonment issues! Stop forcing his hand!
Cop: ...
Omega: 👉👈🥺
Sonic, lovestruck: You're so pretty...
Shadow: Yeah, pretty depressed.
Sonic and Shadow: ...
Shadow: *looks at Sonic with realization* You were flirting, weren't you?
Sonic, deeply concerned: Well I was, but now I'm wondering if you're okay.
*fighting Black Doom*
Shadow: You said he was gonna eat my soul!
Omega: _IT WAS FUNNY!_
Shadow: NOT TO ME!!
Rouge, flying: You both have issues. 🙄
Shadow: Of course I have issues!
*Black Doom roars*
Shadow: THAT’S MY FREAKING FATHER!!!
———
Rouge🧡: Hey
Rouge🧡: Can I call you?
You (Shadow): You can.
Rouge🧡: [MISSED CALL]
Rouge🧡: You didn't pick up?!
You (Shadow): I didn't say I'd pick up.
———
Blue Faker💙: hey they all out of lesanya
Blue Faker💙: lasanya
Blue Faker💙: laysanya
Blue Faker💙: the shit garfield eat
Shadow's old ass reading this: (ಠ_ಠ)??
(Shadow and Rouge hanging out on some rooftop, laying down, looking up at the stars)
Shadow: ...
Shadow: Rouge?
Rouge: Yeah?
Shadow: ...have you ever wanted to be a caterpillar?
Rouge: Uh...no, the fuck?
Shadow: Just a question, no need for that foul language.
Rouge: Ugh, you sound like Blaze when she's in a good mood. *punches his arm lightly, smiling*
Shadow: *chuckles softly*
Rouge and Shadow, staring at the night sky: ✨🌃
Rouge: Why'd you ask, Shadow?
Shadow: ...
Shadow: Just...you know...
Shadow: They eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
Shadow: Sounds nice is all.
Rouge: Hm.
Rouge: You do know that they have a life span of two weeks, right?
Shadow: That can be another highlight.
Rouge, immediately sitting up: Shadow, no- 😨