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4 years ago

*Discussion through space. Hursh discussion*

Bly: I have an idea. Everyone of us loves their jetiise…

Rex: ExCuSe YOu.

Bly: Since everyone of us exclude this heartless di’kut loves their jetiise, we should confess. All at once. Our chances will be higher like that. 

Cody: …

Alpha-17: What? None of you confessed yet? You know what, I’m fucking general Fisto for a…

*high screeching through line, as if something bad, more likely Nautolan-shaped, happened to Alpha’s comm. Or to Alpha himself*

Cody: …

Wolffe: Good. I’ll open my feelings for Plo, you for General Secura, Cody - for General Kenobi. Today?

Cody: …

Fox: Give him a minute, he’s trying to understand what he is feeling.

Bly: What are you doing on this line, you don’t even have a jetii. 

Fox: Yes. And I envy you. I have feelings too, you know. So, so MANY FEELINGS. And no jetii.

Rex: Take mine. Please, take Skywalker, I’ll pay you with photos of General Secura.

Bly:  ExCuSe YOu?

Fox: You know WHAT, ungrateful brothers, I’ll go and confess my whatever to Chancellor Palpatine. Yes. Right now. Maybe he’ll let me call him Sheev.

*five minutes later*

Fox: Vode, we don’t have a problem. 

Bly: You mean, we do?

Fox: We don’t. Palpatine laughed at me, then said he is a Sith Lord Darth Sidious who started this war to turn this Republic into Empire to conquer and rule it. He was laughing so hard, he didn’t pay attention, so. Um. Now the Chancellor’s place is vacant. 

Bly: …

Wolffe: …

Cody *in a gentle voice*: I do have feelings for Obi-Wan?


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