Boating - Blog Posts
--Hey, didja hear what happened to Brett?
--No, tell me!
--Well, last night, some assholes came out to his dock and ripped off his Johnson.
--What?! Is he gonna be okay?
--Yeah, he was in bed, he slept through the whole thing.
--How can someone sleep through getting their Johnson ripped off?
--Yeah, he's a pretty heavy sleeper, I guess.
--That's... so weird. But is he gonna be okay?
--Oh, he's not hurt at all. They never even came in the house.
--Wait, what?!
--They didn't actually make much noise. But now he needs to borrow your truck.
--To go to the hospital?
--Huh? No, to pick up his spare.
--His spare what?
--His spare Johnson. It's in his shop.
--Okay, why are you messing with me like this?
--What! He's got his spare Johnson up at his shop. He just needs your truck to bring it down here.
--He needs my truck. To pick up his spare Johnson. And attach it, right? After getting his original Johnson ripped off, and he didn't even wake up... or bleed out! Look, what the...
--Well, they didn't actually rip it off, I meant he got ripped off. They had tools, and they unbolted it from the back of the transom.
--...Transom??
--Yeah, you know, the board at the back of the skiff? Where the motor sits?
<long pause>
--You're talking about an outboard motor. A fucking Johnson brand outboard fucking motor.
--Uh, yeah? What did you think I was talking about?
Another beautiful day on the water. #saltlife #saltwatertherapy #boatlife #paramediclife #nurselife #boating #boatinglife #paramedicasfuck #dauntless #bostonwhalerdauntless #driftwood #beach #bostonwhaler #mercuryoutboards (at Wassaw Island)
A setting sun whispers a promise for tomorrow. Agree?
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On boat when it's raining 💦💦
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Suicide sqaud and boating
Today was amazing! I haven’t felt so alive sence tatinof which was like three months ago… we picked k.R. up at one and went out on the boat for awhile and had a Awsome time! We swam and listened to tøp and p!atd really loud. After that we went out to eat and had a Awsome time. Then went to see suicide sqaud in 3d, which was bomb! I loved it so much and so did he! I only wish we could have done this stuff when we were dating… I also found out today I think I still like him…. I’m kinda screwed aren’t i? But my parents love him and my dad even knows I like him. Jeez dad back off, lol. I’m going to snapchat him for awhile because we are talking about the movie rn but then go to sleep. Goodnight, sleep well. ~Anon