— Borg. - Blog Posts
HOW BORG IS YOUR BORG WHEN YOU BORG?
What is your Borg name?: The Borg Ultimatum
Do you appear in the dreams of the Borg Queen?: I hope so, that bitch is sure in mine. Yowza
What is the best thing about the Borg?: All the shit we stole from y’all
What is your dream planet to assimilate?: The Moon
How many of your character arch’s tie into Captains Picard and Janeway?: Too many
Are you that fucking traitor Hugh?: Fuck no
What y’all did to Guinan was messed tf up: Yeah? Well do sumn about it, Chief
Have you ever met Q?: No, and I hope I never do. That weird, theatrical, attention seeking cooze
If you could assimilate anyone - who would it be?: Jay
Do you mind the constant clammy flesh?: Not at all, I’m 97 and have no wrinkles
Have you ever quietly not added someone biological distinctiveness to your own?: All the time. It happens more than you think
Did you kind of hate Locutus?: Only because he just showed up and suddenly he’s the favorite? Nah, fuck that
Easiest assimilation?: Your Mom
tagged by: god & destiny
tagging: @fasciinating , @ahtlus , @hiippocrates , @spokh , @pointyxearedbastard-a , @antiivenom
So I have a theory that the borg shields only work against energy based weapons. My reasoning for this is that you can still get close to them considering their shields are up all the time and the scene were pacard literally pumped them full of lead for TWO minutes when we know they adapt their shields after like 30 seconds. So WHY did they just ... I don't know (cocks shotgun).
