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the best kind of ships are the ones where the characters make their relationship everyone's problem

Love ships where its like some guy with autism and his special interest is his wife

I do love when two very fucked up people are in very fucked up love with each other

absolutely reeling at tvtropes calling ocelot a yandere. i mean it isn’t wrong but it’s just such a funny way to describe him. i feel like that’s what otacon would call ocelot if his files were ever declassified tho.

I have a black heart.

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normally i hate when characters are turned into housewives but i think ocelot would have been so happy to just be big boss’ housewife, as long as he could kill and torture a couple times a month for enrichment. ocelot only did All That because he couldn’t cook horrible gelatin creations for big boss in their 3 bed 2.5 bath 1 dungeon suburban connecticut home while wearing nothing but a frilly apron.

kojima otasune tweets: they’re basically married :) like johnlock :)

kojima bosselot tweets: [the horniest yaoi you have ever seen a 50something ostensibly heterosexual man retweet]

forcing myself to post my first attempt at making a comic it's from some months ago i was listening to snake eater on loop. WHY IS THIS SO EMBARRASSING.