Bowuigi - Blog Posts
omg it’s the super secret storyboard that was DELETED from the movie!!!!! (jokes…unfortunately)
someone needs to contact a member of illumination/anyone who worked on the mario movie and ask them if they meant to make bowser and luigi have intense sexual tension because,,
they ar having girls talk over tea
in actuality bowser doesnt keep peach locked up the whole time, he just does it as soon as mario’s there- they are simply putting on a show! in reality its all a stunt to make it look like bowser doesnt have a bit fat crush on luigi. (this is what bows and peach talk bout’ in the downtime) sometimes during these staged kidnappings they jus like- go out shopping or some fun stuffs like that till they round their way back 2 the castle
(ive nevr drawn bowser before n’ just had 2 get it outta my system)
How a normal day scrolling through ao3 feels like
Gonna avoid some of this hellsite until i see the mario for risk of spoilers.
The new Super Mario movie is just a beauty and the beast AU fanfic of bowuigi.
Take this cringe fest, I loved making it
(This video is like… 3 years old 😭)
Bowuigi prompt feat Luigi and Roy bonding experience™️
Two months after he's been kidnapped and held hostage in a strange world and had his life changed forever, Luigi is facing a kind of internal crisis. He's trying to find romance
The problem is his brain keeps on focusing on a certain koopa king, and he can not figure out why.
He thinks he's under some kind of hypnosis at first, making him think of these things, but unfortunately, for Luigi, he finds himself under a different kind of spell. Not only is Bowser hot, but he's also realizing why he never wanted to get a girlfriend.
Luigi suddenly realizes he's bisexual and PANICS cause he's afraid that nobody would accept him for who he is.
Fortunately, Roy Koopa hears his troubles and comes to the rescue and reveals to Luigi that he, too, is bisexual.
Also, they bond over acting feminine and crossdressing
As the two grow closer, Luigi talks more about his insecurities, while Roy finally has the courage to reveal to Luigi about his not so great childhood and running away from an abusive household.
Roy, with the help of Wendy, wants to set Luigi up with Bowser on a date, but problem is they're afraid the other koopalings might ruin it so they keep it secret.
As you can tell, hilarious shenanigans ensue, and the date is surprisingly a success. Luigi, thanks Roy for all the crap he's done. Roy thinks the two of them should hang out more often, and Luigi agrees
Thank you guys so much for making my Bowuigi headcanons blow up! I really appreciate all the attention you are bringing to my little blog! I post other things on my blog as well, so if you want to, feel free to check that stuff out. (I post the cringe sometimes)
Here's to more Bowuigi headcanons in the future!
Luigi bonding with the Koopalings is my new favorite Bowuigi troupe
Imagine the potential of Luigi and the Koopalings interacting, this can make for some really sweet or funny moments between them. Like I really need to see more of this in Bowuigi fics.
Luigi talking to the Koopalings:So uh, what do you guys like?
Wendy:*smiling* Men
Larry:Video games
Morton:Food, I really love food
Lemmy:THE CIRCUS! Oh, and fun!
Jr:Oh, Art for me!
Roy:The color pink! I think it's a manly color.
Ludwig:Classical music really soothes my soul~ 🎼
Luigi:Wow, I can't believe we have so much in common!
Iggy:*tapping the microphone* I'm autistic
Bowuigi prompt where Bowser entrusts Luigi with his adoptive son Ludwig to babysit for the night, and the two have a heart-to-heart conversation, that quickly turns into a bonding moment.
Luigi:So uh, do you have a type of woman that you're attracted to?
Ludwig:*whispering to himself* muscular men
Luigi:*thinking about Bowser* yeah I get the appeal
Consider the following headcanon that Luigi and Cloud Strife sometimes bond with each other over their questionable crushes. I'm imagining Luigi just gushing over every aspect of Bowser while Cloud is just silently sitting there questioning his entire existence.
Luigi:Bowser is such a softy~!
Cloud:*grumbling* mhhh hmm, yeah like falling in love with a giant turtle dragon is normal
Luigi:Mmh hmm, yeah but is falling in love with a fallen angel considered a sin? *smirking*
Cloud Strife:*lovestruck panic* I don't know IS IT!?
Headcanon that sometimes Luigi helps with babysitting the Koopalings whenever Bowser needs it to be done (raising 8 kids all by himself is a huge job). Since Luigi is a plumber and works with technical stuff, I like to think that he helps Iggy work on his machines. Iggy isn't talkative at first. He prefers to work away from distractions and is extremely focused in his work (like ADHD-focused), but Luigi slowly allows Iggy to come out of his shell (pun intended).
Luigi listens to Iggy's info-dumping about science. He gets the whole machinery thing but he has no clue what Iggy is talking about science-wise. Sometimes the other Koopalings join in as well, and by joining in I mean Luigi trying to prevent them from doing mischief.
