Bowuigi - Blog Posts

Everyone is talking about this

but forget about THIS

WHY

I swear that thing getting gayer and gayer

Mario movie be like

It’s true and you know it

Wtf, I'm not even in this fandom… but fuck I like that

Hello! :D so this is one of my old design (around 3 years ago) i was watching walking dead and playing super mario (idk which one) and I faond this today and I want to everyone see this (I connt feel my hands too)

I'm out of contents (I still cannot draw bowesr)

Guys I'm dying...it took so long to do it pls like

Plan B worked :)

Sorry I cannot draw bowesr (and shy guy)

It's so fucking hard to draw a line with hands

🤧💅

There was this post talking about Luigi being absolutely unhinged

And then immediately made me think about this little joke that I like to do, in where I would go up to my sister, and just say smash (respectful) to anyone who I consider attractive

Purely just because I love fucking with her and every time I do it, she questions why I am the way I am

So now I can’t stop thinking about Luigi and Mario about to save the princess and while Bowser is popping off about his evil plan and what he’s going to do Luigi just shimmies to Mario and is just like

“Pssst hey bro”

“Wha?”

“Why he kind” (tucks hair behind ear)

“Luigi pls-a not again”

“ I’m just saying”

“Don’t”

“Smash”

Mario turn their backs away from Bowser to do a little group huddle

“ Mamma Mia Luigi, that’s it you’re no longer invited to help with rescue mission!” (whispers, but not that quietly)

“Whaaat why! What if you get hurt!”

“ because I can’t keep hearing about how you think my arch nemesis is fuckable for one more second!”

Now, I know what you might be thinking, did Bowser notice that they were no longer paying attention to him? and that I say yes of course, it’s like a sixth sense of his the second that someone stops paying attention to him When he demands attention, he will notice.

So what does he do? He sneaks up behind the brothers just in time to hear the last thing that Mario said

“Say what now?”

Both Mario and Luigi freeze as they take notice the giant, surprisingly sneaky for some reason koopa behind them, silently they both agree that instead of answering his question they will just start fighting then and there

Firstly because Mario doesn’t wanna repeat himself and he DEFINITELY doesn’t want Bowser to know that his younger twin brother find him attractive

secondly, Luigi doesn’t want him to know either, because frankly he would die of embarrassment, right on the spot

It’s too late though he knows and he will definitely be thinking about it later 

LISTEN TO SNOWMAN BY SIA WHILE THINKING OF THIS SHIP, ITS AMAZING

✨click for better quality✨

Here’s some Bowuigi, saw it goin around, happy to see it :)

Bonus:

Happy holidays : D

Oh baby, there's already a whole ass third of the Mario fandom that is RABID over the idea of Bowuigi. I'll wager Mario's moustache on it.

alright three points

1. i really really really fucking adore peach. she's fantastic and i will not hear otherwise thank you

2. how much do you think it paines chris pratt that there is a rainbow road and that his character must traverse it

3. okay i don't know what the general opinion was before this, but how much you wanna bet that bowser/luigi is gonna be the next big thing