Brett Baty - Blog Posts

kitteyrenlover

1 month ago

this is giving when someone tore a hamstring and the white sox acted like they died

“brett baty sent down” yeah… from heaven!!!!!

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mlb jk jk baseball mets new york mets rip brett baty miss you king how they chose azocar over you i have no idea brett baty

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kitteyrenlover

1 month ago

whomstever the fuck sent brett baty down i hope your every sandwich is wet until you call him back up again

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mlb in love baseball mets new york mets brett baty let him be with alvy

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kitteyrenlover

2 months ago

if brett baty isn’t the starting second baseman this year i will cry. yes he has an unholy ops in spring training but more importantly let the baty/alvarez plotline continue

i only care about Them

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just kiss already brett baty francisco alvarez 1.132 ops are you crazy sometimes i wonder how many mlb players pretend to be straight bc of how heteronormative most of the mlb fanbase is

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kitteyrenlover

2 months ago

trying my hand at text posts

credit to @stop-that-train for the actual posts used (i sourced them from their f1 text posts)

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mlb text post baseball mets new york mets brett baty francisco lindor sean manaea pete alonso francisco alvarez brandon nimmo harrison bader adam ottavino jeff mcneil juan soto jesse winker

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kitteyrenlover

3 months ago

I wonder if mlb duos would have official ship names if they were less awful. barsh? bicherro? albuña? balvarez? terrible

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mlb but whatever baseball mets new york mets brett baty philadelphia phillies alec bohm brandon marsh toronto blue jays blue jays francisco alvarez bo bichette let’s go blue gays :] bc carbon carbono technically vladimir guerrero jr. ronald acuña jr. ozzie albies phillies braves atlanta braves

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