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Hmmmm CatBrienne fic where Brienne is trying to fix unfixable worst boyfriend in the world Jamie after he runs over bran with his car and Cat sees them in court and tries to claw his eyes out but Brienne is like wait no I can change him. And then two months later that somehow spirals into lesbian car sex outside the Stark house while Ned is sleeping and Jamie is fucking his sister or something back at the therapeutic spa retreat Tywin paid for like Logan did to Kendall in succession (and yeah he’s still dating Brienne) 🫶

this is so insane so of course i love it god we truly are soul sisters... im very influenced by this one danycat older woman much younger gf smut fic and god i know catbrienne could get so weird. catholic cat and brienne who never fit in.... i dont think cat would cheat though i think she and ned have a swingers agreement LMFAO

brienne of tarth is such an important character in asoiaf. she carries so much of the thematic weight of the books, especially her affc arc. every time i see someone calling asoiaf ‘grimdark’ and ‘cynical’ i just think they don’t know about brienne of tarth. they don’t know about i am coming for you lady sansa. be not afraid. i shall not rest until i’ve found you. they don’t know about she had no chance against seven, she knew. no chance, and no choice. wow. their lives must be so sad and empty

Can I speak my truth. I don’t think Brienne is even a little gay. I think she’s a kinsey zero who false positives on everyone’s radar. I think if you dropped brienne into new age 2024 she would get treated as a lesbian in her day to day life but whenever a woman liked her she’d be like. Ummmmmmm I’m really sorry but I don’t. Feel like that. I think she’d give lesbianism the good old college try bc of the direness of her male love life and come down firmly on the side of not attracted to women. I think she is quintessential pnw woman who you think is a slam dunk homerun lesbian based on everything about her who drops the word husband on you. I think she gets clocked on sight and mentions a partner named Jaime which makes people go. Okay. Partner i know that game. Jamie easily the name of a lesbian. Easily. And then she drops the he pronouns and you go. Well. Could still be a weird lesbian. And then Jaime is a business major in a frat with generational wealth. And HE is the kinsey five in the relationship.

“Blue is a good color on you, my lady,” Jaime observed. “It goes well with your eyes.” She does have astonishing eyes.

Seriously, to the person who made this, I have one thing to say ... “You are a GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

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Worth It

What if during a battle Tormund just kisses Brienne and all she does is slap him and whilst he's holding his cheek he just chuckles and mutters “worth it” XD

Why did they do this to them 😭