Brisket Five - Blog Posts

That really decked the season , that kiss did it and all the other stuff surrounding that kiss because wtf and also kind like idea of five being a strawberry farmer but only that and also the deli

I WOULD’VE been all for season 4 if Ben + Jennifer weren’t a thing, and if Five didn’t KISS Lila.. season 4 didn’t exist guys.. TRUST ME, it was a figment of our imagination (I SWEAR).

no.I cant do this right now,so no.

But guys. What if Brisket Five actually can make good food. What if he is able to make perfect meals. Or at least, knows what to make that a "Five" likes.

What if the reason why briskets always have some flaws is that he thinks none of Five's, including himself, deserve the food they want to have?

What if this is his little way of secretly hating every single person there? Hating every version of himself.

Because in the end, they all left their families.

not even a joke

Brisket Five>>>>>>>Season 4 Five