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Only the greatest representation of FMA Brotherhood ever!! :D

I don’t see what’s offensive I just see the truth.

this was for my secret-santa last year :-)  (rebooting)

Eijun and Kuramochi are roommates. :') What did we do to deserve this? I have done nothing to deserve this.

give me 🖐🏿#happy #7days #positive #vibe #ato #spee #fa #bros #cmg #workinprogress #lifestyle #newz #eyes #smile #shit #followforlike #follow4tags #like4comment #like4funs

(Reposting with new pictures in honor of football season starting up)

Christian Mccaffrey #22 Carolina Panthers - Running Back

26 years old. 5'11" 205lbs

Christian is a Grade A animal. He currently holds the Panther's franchise record for most receptions by any player in a single season...and he's just starting to heat up. He's the son of a former NFL player and his mom was a D1 college athlete. All of his younger brothers are currently playing college football as well. He has greatness running in his blood it seems. Christian comes off as quite the charmer. He's got the all American good looks mixed with a killer smile. The kind of stud mothers dream of seeing their daughter with and fathers would be so proud to call their son in law. Yet it seems once he got that girl in bed she would suddenly start to reconsider. He would take off his shirt revealing Thor level muscles that would soon be grabbing her and pushing a thick dick head deep inside her. He has the strength and stamina to pound with abandon. All 205lbs of him driving in his long cut dick with each thrust. It's not the kind of sex a nice girl would expect from such a kind mild mannered football player...but it's the only kind of sex he ever has 😈. Christian is currently dating the model Olivia Culpo who seems to have acquired a taste for the pounding only alpha football studs can give. She was previously dating the former New England Patriot, Danny Ammendola and then Tim Tebow before that. I'm sure Christian is happy to have a pussy that's up for the challenge and willing to give him exactly what he needs. Alphas don't know how to have gentle sex. They only know how to breed.

His definition of a blow job, is a skull fuck in the bathroom. He always gets horny after practice. Luckily he has a full list of willing mouths to text when he needs some release. They choke down his throbbing cut alpha boner without question. His hands immediately grabbing the back of their head to get balls deep. Pushing his flared head right down their throat. Pounding away with forceful thrusts. As he grunts with closed eyes, imagining it's someone else. Ignoring the sputtering and choking from his willing play thing. Then he gets to the point of no return and pushes in as deep as he can. Forcing his kneeling cock sucker into a corner of the wall. Giving them no escape from his balls deep thrust and thick load. With their nose in his tidy trimmed pubes they feel his veiny cock pulsating as countless future potential alphas get deposited in their throat. When he finally grunts out the last bit. He's immediately pulled out and getting dressed before the cock sucker even knows what hit them and he's gone.

My first post in Tumblr! Since things are going weird in Twitter, it might be my chance to share one of my first digital art here! XD

Lance & Hunk Broship

•Lance will just rant to Hunk for hours about how much he hates Keith -“…and his dumb face and his stupid mullet- I mean it’s not the 80s any more, why doesn’t he just cut it off-” -and Hunk just sits there like ‘Mmhmm, yeah, that’s right, you hate him so much. you aren’t hopelessly in love with that boy at all you totally don’t want to kiss him till you’re both gasping for breath you don’t want to make sweet love to him on a bed draped in silk sheets and rose petals. not one bit.’

•Sometimes they’ll look at each other and nod like they just had a mental conversation -Keith is completely mystified by this •Lance once tried to help Hunk in the kitchen to disastrous effect

•They’re always completely honest with each other; they’ll talk about pretty much anything. (This obviously means that Lance brings up some freaking weird stuff.) -Hunk talks about how much he misses Earth, misses the heat and scents and laughter of his family kitchen, packed with far more people then it could comfortably hold. -Lance tells him about how useless he feels among the paladins, how confused he is about his purpose, his life.

•Whenever Lance feels shitty he goes to Hunk for chamomile tea and pillow forts. Hunk lets him scream and rant and sob into his shoulder and is basically the Best Bro Ever.

These two are just amazing. I love my lil idiots. If you have any ideas/request, please ask me! I’m fresh out.

Finding your fiancé's lost best ghost friend part2

So, I think I like the photo mode..

Blackwatch: McCree meets Genji

McCree: I can't believe this shit. Do you speak American?!

Genji: ...

McCree: DO YOU SP---

Genji: *Walks away*

McCree: Hey! Do you think I'm playing with you?! *Pulls out gun and points it at Genji's head*

Genji: *faces McCree*

Gabriel: *Looking for McCree* Hey, Jesse! Where are you?

McCree: I'm here cap----!

Genji: *Grabs gun from McCree and points it at McCree's Face.*

McCree: Oh, Sunova---!

Gabriel: *Arrives at the scene* Hey! What's going on over here?

Genji: *Looks at Gabriel*

McCree: *Pulls out a second gun and points it at Genji's Face*

McCree: Drop the gun. Drop it or I'll shoot...

*Both McCree and Genji stare each other down as they point their guns at each other's faces*

Gabriel: Alright, Drop your weapons!

Gabriel: *Points his two shotguns at Jesse and Genji's crotches*

*Jesse and Genji drop their guns, and raised their hands in the air*

Genji: "He started it."

Bros 🫶

My headcannon is that scout and sniper are such good bros that they see each other as brothers (idk english 😂🔫 )