- “Did we all… get sexier?”
- “Yeah, you are my ghost bitch”
- “Eat shit, you shit-eater!”
- Just any fight scene of Five vs everyone else bcuz he’s a teleporting badass
- 7: homicidal rage
- “Love shouldn’t have to hurt this much” “🤮”
- Every scene with Ben possessing Klaus because he’s such an adorable dork and I love him
- “My name is Klaus and I’m an alcohoooo… sorry that’s the wrong meeting!”
- Luther just eating his problems away in every scene of season 2
- “*sobbing*like yogurt. How does it know when to stop being milk”
- “My bad” “dipshit”
- “Ugh, Klaus is so dirty!” “Yes you are, daddy”
- “What I am… is sexy trash!”
- When Klaus said “Ben uhh” IT WAS JUST SUCH A SIBLING THING PLS
- yknow what that entire scene of Ben trying to make Klaus let him possess him
- “I have no idea, sorry” “liar” “drop dead.” “Low blow!”
- “Are you really gonna kill him?” “No, I love him” THIS WAS SO CUTE PLS
- “If I were to date a man, you’d be the last man I’d date.” “You’d be lucky to get me”
- “Who in this room knows about love? This one? In secret love with some farm Frau-“ “her name’s sissy” “-which is an improvement from her previous love interest (*allison aggressively shakes her head*) - the serial killer” “what?”
- “Listen up, Casper”
- “Follow my lead” “uh, honey no, I’m the man here” *goes along anyway*
- “Maybe they’re here for Kenny’s birthday party!”
- Luther having to PHYSICALLY RESTRAIN Diego from attacking Five after Five said “well it would if you were smarter”
- “Dad should have left him on the moon”
- “Let’s face it, the healthiest long term relationship in this family was when five was banging that mannequin”
- “What part of the future do you not understand?”
- “I told you I had friends in high places”
- “Anything for family, brother” “well, okay. We are all brothers, beneath the skin” “no. No, literally. You’re my brother in law” “ what?” “Yeah, family barbecues are about to get real weird”
- “First of all, this son of a bitch beams into our living room, with yet another one of your brothers. And he’s talking about stopping one of your sisters from blowing up some buildings?! And I got a dead man wrapped up in my best rug, babe!”
- “Children ride in the back”
- “I heard a rumour that you punched yourself in the face”
- “Where have you been?” “Jail”
- “is there any way that taco are gonna cause the end of the world?” “Well, there’s only one way to find out!”