Captain Iswm - Blog Posts
AHAHA more Incorrect quotes, again none of these belong to me. Most if not all of these will be the DA and their personal. Love is from Date, Thief is from Heist, Captain of course being iswm and DA is just The district attorney
Thief : Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-
Captain : CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!
Thief : And what do I get out of this?
Captain : I will give you a dollar.
Thief : What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!
Captain : How bout two dollars?
Thief : You got yourself a deal.
DA: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Love, are a fucking cactus.
Love: Could you be anymore annoying?
DA: Yes.
DA: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Thief : Burn the house down.
DA: And what did you do?
Thief : I made dinner.
DA:
Thief :
DA:
Thief : And burnt the house down.
Love: You're pathetic!
Thief : You're pathetic-er!
Captain : You're both losers.
Captain : DA taught me to think before I act.
Captain : ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
Captain : How did you break your leg?
Thief : Do you see those porch stairs?
Captain : Yes.
Thief : I didn't.
Love: You use humor to deflect your trauma.
Thief : Awww, thanks-
Love: That’s not a good thing.
Thief : All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.
DA : *looks at Thief *
DA : Baby boy. Baby.
DA : *looks at Love*
DA : Evil.
Captain : If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.
Love: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Captain : Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Thief : YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!
Love, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
DA , pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Captain , pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Thief , trembling: What are we playing?!
Captain : We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to their chest*
Love: We have heart?
Captain : Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.
