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⚠️❗️W A R N I N G! EYE STRAIN!❗️⚠
Here it is @without-celine the first pice!
seriously actor you just had to piss them both off hu.
Here are some incorrect quotes I got from a generator lol.(NONE OF THERE ARE MINE!!! All credits to original creators!!!) Anyway enjoy:3
DA: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
DA: That's why I own TEN guns.
DA: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
DA: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.
Dark: I warned you.
Dark: I'm perfect.
Wilford : Then either Sonic is a god or could kill god, and I do not care if there is a difference.
Actor , slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!
Dark, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.
DA: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner.
Actor : DA, It’s 1:15 am, what the fuck.
DA: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not.
Actor : Well, I mean yeah.
DA: So come downstairs while they’re still hot.
Actor : Wait, you just made them?
DA: Yeah, I wasn’t tired so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets.
Actor : Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time DA.
Actor : I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.
DA: But ya' didn't!
Dark: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
DA: This is a lie.
DA: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
DA: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
DA: *on the phone* Hey Dark, do you know my blood type?
Dark: Of course, it's B-.
DA: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!
Wilford : When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.
Actor , stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.
DA, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.
Actor : Coming right up.
I’ve had so much fun with these, so assume more to come ig
HOLY SHIT I LOVE your Actor and DA design <333
I know how it feels
OH MY GOD THIS IS HEARTBREAKING, THE EXPRESSIONS ARE AMAZING
Couldn’t find the motivation to finish the last bit but thought you guys might enjoy it anyways :]
Music is Talia from cyclone the musical!!
