CR headcanons?
ah hi! it’s been busy and my brain hasn’t churned for the arrival for a hot minute BUT-
- C.R.’s full name is Carl Ross Everett. No middle name, but he has two first names so beat that.
- I don’t have an exact birthday for him, but he gives me massive male scorpio vibes (sincerely an afab scorpio)
- He’s a very odd fella; he’s old timey in some senses and pretty progressive in others.
- Guitar kid for sure. Weezer fan
- He’s pretty tall compared to the other two, but he still sits at 5’11”. It’s kinda funny.
- Fake Canadian
- Likes natural colors like browns, greens, etc.
- Also a beanie guy. Or like one of those paperboy hats? Absolutely.
- Carl doesn’t have a good relationship with Lauren nor Beth. He’s seen as a trouble kid and a sketchy friend from both sides, but Kate enjoys having the guy as a pal.
- Don’t undermine his off-putting tendencies though. Due to his lack of a healthy father figure, he doesn’t quite know what proper interaction is. He doesn’t do anything illegal, but he also doesn’t have a filter when it comes to his feelings.
- Despite being a friend of his, Kate still perceives him as awkward; he doesn’t have a grasp on social boundaries- especially in the romance department. Kate? Really isn’t that interested?
- If I had to assign him a social media platform to use, it’d be Reddit. He claims he doesn’t, but that’s when he’s scrolling Twitter.
- Probably left handed but raised to use his right, so either way his handwriting’s a wreck.
- Under the influence of that Thing (Slender, in this case), C.R.’s moral compass is completely knocked on its head. He’s quick to act versus think, and he turns into quite the emotional wreck.
- Lil bit of a backstabber honestly. Unlike Kralie I can’t see C.R. being a redeemable guy- even with the sickness. I just get the ick from him can you tell.
I’ll probably dump more at some point bc heavily regressing into SV again so lay ‘em on me.
So thanks to a certain mutual, I have an addiction. But hey, check out this semi-new game if you need something like Clue...
Jeff: Jeff kinda sus though... He plays red and consistently self votes even when he’s not the Imposter. It makes him snort. (is that even possible when you don’t have a nose?). He doesn’t use hats, though.
Ben: Ben screams yellow for some odd reason. He prefers being Crewmate over Imposter, just because he’s a puzzle guy; no, it’s really because he likes watching the others freak out when the tasks aren’t done. His hat of choice is uhh... the beanie. Absolutely.
E. Jack: You can’t look at me and tell me he isn’t the best at this game. He mains white because it’s “easy” to blend in. He also likes having the face mask on his avi.
Jane: The most well rounded of the bunch- win some, lose some, it’s just the way the game plays. She prefers violet for her royal ass, as well as the flower. Play wise, she isn’t the most observing of who’s where.
Nina: Nina uses the sticky note and light green- very obnoxious but loving. They’re the one to sit on security until lights go out. That’s when they assume the tardiest person is the Imposter.
Tim: hates the game.
Brian: Brian’s... okay. He’ll be the passive Imposter and let the others eliminate each other until the end. Most of the times you’ll see him as the cyan with a cowboy hat. He wants to be a cowboy baby,,,
Lauren: Makes the games and is always first to the body reports. Despite the mere luck, she’s a dumbass and yells about her co-posters making dumb moves. She’s the one with the plunger, doesn’t main any color.
Kate: Oh dear. She’s always wants Imposter but sucks ass at the role. She’s always caught, and she always cusses under her breath when a plan doesn’t work out. Her main color is brown... filthy animal.
C.R.: Thought he’d be super invested in the game, bought it on PC and mobile, dropped money on all the DLC, and he’s too much of a dipshit to play at the same time as everyone. He plays on the Euro servers because they’re “cooler”, and he brags about being the irl “black with wet floor sign” player.
Helen: He’s dark blue, obviously, but he has a little bit of an attachment to the dummy crewmate hat. He’s also the speedrunner of his tasks, and he nails the admin card swipe nine times out of ten: a legacy.
CR, looking at his script: So I’m supposed to commit arson...?
CR: That’s hot.
CR: Tonight, we will have sex. And afterwards, if you’d like, a little bit of being on fire.
CR: (Seeming so dangerous oh no) Kate this is the only way to escape that thing out there!
Kate: N-No... Carl don't do this! We can figure out an esca-
CR: I DON'T CARE, KATHERINE (Yanks out a pack of bologna and starts throwing individual cuts of it onto slender's non-face) THIS IS THE ONLY POSSIBLE ANSWER.
CR: (flirtatiously) Hey Katie~ didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Kate: Once. I never make the same mistake twice.
Lauren: (Chokes)