Cashier - Blog Posts

Properly I would say that Hannibal love to smell drugs, and Mark the cashier is a sadistic person when you are a kiddo, and your mom left you and he began to scan too fast and he finish to scan before your mother come, and like you have to wait for 5 minutes.

And I’m pretty sure if Hannibal wasn’t a psychiatrist, he’s gonna own a dear company and he’s gonna be Santa Claus.

➪cashier time (owner 1 did the smut owner 4 did everything else)

it was around 10, or more like 10:30 at night. usually nobody goes to the store that late, but it was still open. I casually walked inside and look around to see if anyone was there with me, and to my surprise, there wasn't.

I start walking the isles to find what my roommate and I need. I look at the list, 'green eggs and ham, milk, energy drinks, apple juice, shampoo'. I already knew what I needed, so I didn't bother writing it on the list since it wasn't much. I roamed the isles finding the items my friend needed, which wasn't that difficult till I got to finding the milk. I walked around trying to find the milk or looking for someone that could at least help me find it. I finally got the courage to walk up to the cashier and ask him if he could help.

(owner 1 started writing around this point)

"could you help me find the milk" you're still looking around to see if you'd magically spot it in the corner or something.

he leads you to the back of the store, and your legs start to hurt from walking the long distance, you begin to wonder if you'll reach the milk isle at all.

"this is it"

"or at least i think it is" he whispers under his breath, hoping you won't hear it.

it's hard to navigate, with other things being scattered across the isles. you don't wanna ask him for help after he already took you all the way to the milk section, but it's impossible to do by yourself.

he does notice though, sticking around to explain where things are.

he also notices you staring at him, even though you try to not make it noticeable.

then he looks up at you from where he's sitting on the floor, motioning for you to sit down next to him.

then suddenly it's like you can't look at him. just avoiding his eyes, staring at the various types of milk the store has.

"y'know nobody ever comes back here" he smirks.

you just laugh awkwardly, not knowing what to say but you still wanna hear his voice.

"i can tell you're nervous" he whispers as he leans in, more towards your neck than your ear.

"but you really shouldn't be, just relax"

he pulls you by your waist so that you're a little closer to him, and you actually do start to feel relaxed.

"thanks for that, i really should go now though"

"you have to go now? the fun just started"

after that, you follow him to the car, nervously waiting for whatever he was planning to do.

as he positions himself to be on his knees, head resting on one of your thighs he says;

"we don't have to do this, not if you really don't wanna"

you sigh, it's not that you don't want to, it's that you're just so nervous about the whole thing.

you explain this to him, and all he does is sympathetically look up at you, god he looks so hot like this, you think, then quickly snap out of it when he calls your name.

"you good? or are you dozin off up there" he jokes, and once again you start to feel better with his presence.

"i should give you my number, after all this"

"soooo?" he says, dragging the 'o' on as to ask if you're still not comfortable.

"backseat?" you smirk.

"backseat." he agrees and follows after you, hastily climbing into one of the seats, practically on top of you from how close you are.

then he's actually on top of you, brushing your hair behind your ears so he can see your pretty face, and kissing you on the neck in various places to find out where your sensitive spots are.

when he'd find one, he'd smile against your skin, letting out a quiet chuckle.

his other hand was slowly trailing down to where you needed him most.

You looked at the time and realized that is what 11:26, meaning that it was almost curfew at your college and you wouldn't be able to get back into dorm past 12.

"I'm really sorry but I have to go, I'll come back tomorrow if that's alright with you?" you say with a soft smile.

"Aww alright," he said with a frown, "you promise?"

You looks at him lightly, "I promise."

He kisses your forehead and opens the door for you to get out. Before you got to far he gave you his number so you could text him in the morning.

"See you later." you winked at him. He smirked, waved at you, and then got into the car. You wondered what would happen tomorrow as you walked back to your car and drove back to your dorm.

LIKE FOR PART 2 HAHA

not camp camp related, but heres cashier! i drew him after replaying gasa4 and playing that one elevator game with my friend! but that was a few monthes ago and i wanted to draw him

Being a cashier/in any industry where you have to interact with random strangers is W I L D because the most drop-dead gorgeous person on earth will just walk up and order a sandwich then casually stroll out like they haven’t redefined your definition of divinity

As an American Cashier

I like to vent a few pet peeves I’ve developed in the half a year I’ve been a female cashier...

- No I don’t know where every product is! I barely have time to leave my till to pee much less learn the layout. ‘Oh but don’t you stock too?’ NO! Someone else does it! Ask them!!!

-There are no chairs and for at least five hours I’m just standing in one place!!! What’s the point if I’m not moving do my feet have to suffer.

-GET YOUR F****** BASKET OFF THE CONVERY BELT!!! Unload your basket and don’t leave it on. What am I going to do with it!?! I get a giant pile of baskets behind me and you wanna add more!!!

-No I don’t know how every product work to your specific needs. Most likely I’ve never used a joint ointment! Please leave me alone...

-Just beacuase you left some spare change yesterday, WITH A DIFFERENT CASHIER, doesn’t give you an excuse to be short on money this time. Even if it’s the same cashier, we switch tills to a fresh one every shift. So no, your extra change is not here sorry, not sorry.

-PUT YOUR BASKET AND CART BACK WHERE YOU GOT THEM!!!

-Please don’t just leave stuff lying around if you don’t want it anymore. It’s annoying to play search and find because you didn’t want those sunglasses anymore and left them in the frozen section.

-Men. Never call a lady working by any pet name, especially if she’s younger than you. Example ‘No recept sweetheart’. This feels a bit demeaning.

-No, WE DONT NEED TO SMILE. I’m working, not having fun. How often do you smile if you’re working on a Saturday and have three college essays to do?!?

Cashier Irritations

Just a random list of things that annoy me to no end when it comes to cashiering at a grocery store.

1. When customers get mad at the cashier for an item being priced ‘incorrectly’.

Really, people. It’s not our fault. We’re not the ones setting the prices, and not even the people stocking the items are. That is something that is set by the company. Plus all the cashier is doing is scanning the item; 9/10 times, even we don’t know what the price is going to be. So please don’t go around getting angry with us when something doesn’t come up right (or what you think is supposed to be right), because most of the time, there’s really nothing we can do about it, and we don’t deserve your bad attitude making our day harder.

2. When people get into a lane that doesn’t have its light on (indicating that they are NOT open).

Why don’t people pay attention? Did it ever occur to the customer to look up and make sure that the lane they are getting into is still open? Just because we’re helping someone at the moment, doesn’t mean that we are still open and customers are welcome to just start setting a large order of stuff onto the conveyor belt. Because most of the time, we’re rather desperate at that point to have a break, get something to eat, or just go home (having already been waiting to leave for quite some time since said break/clocking out time was due).

3. When someone puts far more than the amounted items at an Express Lane.

Once again, PAY ATTENTION! The whole point of an Express Lane is so people can get in and out of the store as quickly as possible. If the number of items is only a few over, that’s okay. But having someone come over and say, drop over $500 dollars worth of stuff onto the belt kind of ruins the flow, and thus no longer makes it an Express Lane for the people behind them. So please, have some consideration for someone other than yourself. Especially when said self absorbed attitude causes the people behind you to glare at us cashiers like we’re the ones that let you be so inconsiderate (even though our bosses tell us to check them out anyway).

4. When people go around pushing all the buttons on the Self-Checkouts and think the machine is breaking because they’ve confused it.

Self-Checkout is my favorite area, to be quite honest. I love just being able to stand to the side and help people figure out how to use the machines when needed. But when the customers go around not paying attention to how things need to go for the experience to run smoothly....it gets pretty bothersome. The machines are designed for items to be scanned and then placed on the bagging area ONE AT AT TIME. When you try to scan something else before putting the previous item down, it messes things up; ESPECIALLY when you press the ‘Don’t Want to Bag’ button and then place said item that you ‘didn’t want to bag’ down in the bagging area, thus causing the machine to get suspicious of the extra weight and ask you to remove the item that you ‘haven’t scanned yet’. One at at time, people, ONE AT A TIME. 

5. When customers bring a whole cart full of stuff to the Self-checkouts.

Kind of similar to the whole ‘Express Lane’ thing. To me, self-checkouts are there to make the shopping experience quicker. It takes more than twice as long for someone to bag their own stuff than it would have taken a cashier to bag their stuff while the customer was putting things on the conveyor belt, when it comes to large orders. Plus, when you bring a cart to the self-checkout area, it severely clogs up the space, for EVERYONE. Trying to get around a cart to just get to the next available machine can be a challenge, unless you resort to being rude, which is not something anyone should do. 

6. When people hover way too close to another customer while waiting for their turn.

Personal space. Look it up. Whether it’s at a regular lane or at the self-checkouts, give people some room to breath. It will be your turn eventually. Do your fellow human being a favor and just wait a polite distance away. Hovering over them isn’t going to make them leave any faster, and it’s just plain rude to silently imply that they need to hurry up because clearly it’s your turn and they need to get moving.

7. When someone doesn’t move after getting their receipt.

And now for the other side; let’s not loiter, people. Once you get your stuff, it would be quite nice if you at least stepped away if you feel the need to check your receipt. While it doesn’t hurt to check and make sure you weren’t charged twice or anything, it would help if you didn’t stay in a place someone else needs to be in order to complete their purchase. Especially at the self-checkouts! If you don’t want to have your space rudely invaded, than be polite and step out of the way.

So anyway, that’s my rant. Just needed to get it out of my system :)